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// Blue Moon? 
// Story: Stalker - Call Of Pony 
// by SureFreeD 
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Nikolai's eyes were closed, he felt like he was in a lying position. He was experincing a massive headache, his brain was practicly banging against his inner skull. He couldn't feel any of his limbs, apart from the heat around him.   

He tried to open his eyes, only to close them again because of the shimering, eye blinding light. He grunted and tried again, this time opening them slowly, one by one. His eyes were blurry, but quickly adjusting to the bright light. He made out his surroundings. 

It looked like a man with some kind of goggled helmet, a metal chest piece across his brown body armor. The chestpiece wrote 'NCR' and the helmet had 'MP' written on it. The man was holding a flashlight, pointing it straight into Nikolai's face.

"Looks like you got dumped buddy, come on get up." the man said, not much of man, he looked in his primes. Prefarbably twenty to twenty five. "Come on sunshine get up." he said again. Nikolai groaned, not standing up, his body was stiff. "Sargeant Nick, get the fuck up, Ambasaddor Crocker needs a report in." he said again, turning off the flashlight and leaving it in his pocket. He grabbed Nikolai by the shoulders and pulled him up. Nikolai quickly got to his feet, the first thing he noticed was the stripper dancing in front of him. 

And then the giant tower that looked like a modern mushroom, it had a giant neon sign saying 'Lucky 38' it was flashing from time to time, indicating low power. Then the Gomorrah casino to his right. A few police robots were rolling on their spurs.

'Is this...?'

'Welcome to New Vegas.'

'But how?'

'Hah, why are you asking me, that pony Rose dropped a vase of flowers on your head, by accident.' 

'Wha-'

'Dude, you were knocked uncouncious by the vase, and woke up here.'

'But this is from a game, Fallout New Vegas, we bought it last year!'

'Yeah and now you're in it. As an NCR soldier, Sargeant rank, first platoon, second battalion, bravo company.'

'Just look at your record file.'

'Where?'

'In your little bag thingy.'

Nikolai looked around his brown armor, and indeed found a small bag with a file in it. He ignored it, that wasn't important now.

'So is this a dream?'

'Yeah, preety much, think of an Service Rifle.'

Nikolai focused an image on the firearm. It appeared in his hands.

"We're not allowed to carry weapons on the Strip, safety and disarm it Nick.'

'This is boring, I need ponies.'

'Just shoot yourself and you'll wake up.'

'Uh-huh.'

Nikolai swapped the rifle towards his temple, and pulled the trigger, recieving robotic warnings, gasps, shouts and screams.

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He woke up in a cozy bed, a cream yellow, with a rose red mane mare was standing over him, a worried expression on her face.

"Oh thank the Celestia you're awake, I thought I killed you or something with those stupid flowers!" she flung forward, burying her muzzle in his shoulder. Tightly hugging his body.

"Uhh...you're welcome? Where am I?" he asked, the mare softened her grip and lifted her head up. "I brought you to my house when you were knocked out, I'm so, so sorry for that. It was just an accident!" she said, desperetly for some reason.

"Ugh...what about Dash?" he asked, starting to get up. She quickly pushed him back on the bed. "No, no no, y-you need to rest for now." she said, grabbing an unrecognazable bottle from the night stand. 

"Thank you for helping me Miss..." 

"Rose."

"Huh...should've seen it coming."

He focused his view on her flank, not for perverted reasons, only to see her cutie mark, and infact it was, a rose.

"What's yours?" she asked. Nikolai shifted in the bed, taking a more comfortble position. "Nikolai, but you can call me Nick." he replied. "How about 'Nicky'?" she grinned in a very disturbing way. Suddenly, all the lights in the room went out. Nikolai could make out the shape of Rose approaching him. She held something in her hoof. Something sparkly.

"Oh horse feathers, power cut, those unicorns can't keep up the maintanence." Rose said somewhat dissappointed. Nikolai giggled. "Don't worry Rosie." he said, and focused. In a second, all the candles next to the bed glowed in a warm pink-red colour.

'Pink, seriously?'

'What else then? Green?' 

'Just like your ass.'

'My ass isn't green.'

'It became green when those green aliens probed your ass with a green tube.'

'I wasn't abducted.'

'I meant your parents.'

'My dad is in the military and my mom...'

'What 'bout her?'

'Ti suka blin.'

'Oi! No swearing!'

'Zaknis.'

'Nope. My neck extends.'

'You don't have one.'

'Pffft, shows how much you know. Rose inbound.'

He snapped back to reality by Rose's muzzle against his mouth.

'Eeww, just gross.'

'...the fuck?'

Rose pulled away, a satisfied smile spread across her face. A trail of salivia connected her tongue to Nikolai's.

"W...what was that for?" Nikolai asked quietly, heat was building up in his body, an uncomfortable senesation was growing between his legs.

"T-The atmosphere, it was so romantic, you made it romantic,.and I couldn't resist." she smiled and pulled in again, their lips met, their tongues danced around eachother.

'What in the military God are you doing?' 

'Kissing a pony.'

'And it's not disturbing?'

'No.'

'Son, I'll have you khaki for six weeks!'

They continued to 'make out' with eachother, salivia was dripping from their mouths and into the bedsheets. The sensation between Nikolai's legs was growing, soon he felt pressure against his trousers. And his... ( you know ).

Rose jumped ontop of Nikolai, not breaking the kiss. His ( god, I'm not writing those words ) was pressing up against Rose's stomach. She let out a throaty moan in their kiss. 

'Oh man, I see where this is going.' 

'Indeed.'

Rose broke the kiss once again, and lifted up her hoof. A sly smile spread across Nikolai's face.

"Oh yes, tonight."

They pulled in again.