Fallen Order

by Jar Man


In the beginning...

I trudge through the snow shivivering from the cold. At first I thought it was a dream since I woke up in my armor but now I'm starting to have doubts, I felt my body weaken and collapsed in the snow.  I could feel my body freeze as I laid there and decided to die. The sound if heavy footsteps could be heard over the wind but before I could look my body gave out and my vision went black.

(2 hours later)

I woke up to find myself chained to a bed and in a tent. I yanked in the chains trying to get them to break but to no avail. A pony guard wearing what looked like Solar guard armor walked in and looked over to me.

"Good you're awake" He left and brought back some white pony lady with red hair.

"Its good to see you alive and well Mr..." She hinted at wanting to know my name.

"Where's Celestia and Luna" I mumbled. The pony lady stepped back in shock before gathering her self.

"How do you know my daughters!?" She got up in my face.

"What?" I was confused now. Who the fuck is this bitch?

"That's Impossible their only foals what kind of nonsense are you speaking of?" She spouted.

"Lady I don't need to answer to you and I don't even know who the fuck you are so unless you want to throw down I suggest you send me back to Equestria" I threatened. The pony just tilted her head in confusion.

"You are in Equestria..." She said slowly. I was now even more confused, I did hear her say her daughter's but I thought that....

"What year is it?" I asked nervously

"Uh 2908?" She answered with uncertainty.

"And Celestia is how old right now?"

"Celly is 8 and little lulu is 5 why?"

"Oh you have got to be shitting me right now" I couldn't believe I just time travled in my fucking sleep and back to when the princesses were kids....I hate kids.

"Is something wrong?" The pony asked.

"Yeah I'm some how in the fucking past before your daughters ruled just fucking great...." I say with a hint of sarcasm.

"Wait your from the future?" She asked. I nodded and began to explain the while story of me and the boys along with meeting the ponies.

After the whole story she actually believed me and released ms of my restraints, I never told her of the banishment of Luna as to not fuck up the past and shit.

"So what's your name lady?" I forgot to ask earlier but better to know now than wait

"My name is Faust the ruler of Equestria" She smiled.

"Of course it is...My name's Kobe" I mumbled. We shook hands and began to chat about what it was like in the future.

"So what becomes of my girls exactly?" She was eager to see if they were rulers which they were but not the best at it.

"Well you know they rule Equestria and stuff while me and the the Warriors of Sunlight hunt down a demon Lord for them so I guess they have it pretty good" I smiled.

"Wow its so nice to know they become good rulers for my ponies, so did they ever find their special some pony?" That question caught me off guard.

"Uh....that's a little hard to answer as I'm not much for stalking them but I'm afraid one of your kids might have a thing for me and it terrifies me" I shivered at the memories of heat week and how freaky that shit was. Faust laughed her ass off when I told her the while story, I didn't find it funny....Okay maybe a little.

"You're a strange creature you know that? So what happened before you got here?" I stopped smiling as I remembered the moment when I found out who destroyed our home.

"We'll I found out it was someone I trusted and actually cared for who broke the portal to our home and I haven't spoken to her in weeks now since then and she keeps sending letters about love and shit" I said in an unkind tone.

"I'm so sorry to hear that Kobe, she must have not thought about her actions even if she does love you" Faust patted my shoulder. I wasn't so much as angry but now I was more sad about it, I disbanded 6 friendships and rejected someone who cared deeply for me.

"She said in a letter she loved me but I can't say the same since I'm still underage and I don't have the courage to say anything back" I explain.

"Well maybe when your older you can tell her and maybe work things out, from what you've told me so far she really does care a lot about you even if she ruined you and your friends chances on going home" Faust spoke in such a motherly voice it felt like she was my mom for a second. Wait no that's not right I'm supposed to hate my mom! A guard ran into the tent with a panicked look.

"Your majesty the Crystal empire is now moving in on our positions we have everypony stacked for defense but we still need to evacuate you and the wounded"

"I will not leave my soldiers behind, take the wounded back to my castle and get them treated and tell Star Swirl it's time" she ordered. The guard saluted and hauled ass out of there. "Well Kobe care to join me in battle?" She handed me a golden sword that looked exactly like the one from the basement.

"Well as long as there's ass to kick I'd be honored to join you in battle" I took the sword and followed her outside. We walked over to the line of soldiers all in defensive stances facing the oncoming empire.

Me and Faust took the lead in the first contact. The army of Chrystal soldiers out numbered us 3 to 1, those are odds I never liked. I pulled out my talisman and threw a hail of lighting spears into the forward assaulting group which were instantly disseminated by the power. I twirled my sword and leaped into the frey of blades and death, it was like a hack and slash game since I was basically cutting these sorry bastards down. I felt a stab in the chest frim a little dagger and flicked it away, I grabbed the little shits head and crushed it under my boot.  Me and Faust were using miracles and spells to protect the troops as they were beginning to falter from how many Crystal sdiers there were. I impaled two of them with one stab and three them aside then spotted simeone using magic against us. The guards were holding strong but a blast from above sent all of away knocking me unconscious.

My eyes drifted open and I could see guards fighting with all they had but we're now being slaughtered. I located Faust blasting away Crystal soldiers one by one, she was trying tk defend her ponies with all she had left but a sword through the chest ended it all. She collapsed and rage filled my soul, I got back up and began tearing each of them apart with my hands and the sword. Even tbkugh they tried to slash at me and stab me it couldn't stop my rampage of fury and death as each of them were being turned into blood puddles. Most of the enemy ran off and others cowered beneath me but werd torn apart by my lust for death. After I made sure it was clear I ran over to Faust to try and help her.

"Faust hey Faust come on we got to go!" I gently touched her and she just slowly shook her head.

"N-No...this is where it ends for me Mr Kobe...I apologize for the short talk we had though I did enjoy it knowing my girls are okay...thank you" Her body went limp and she in my arms that day. I felt a deep sadness dwell within me as I kinda liked the chick.

I picked up her body and began to walk back to the castle. It took a few hours but I eventually got there, guards all bowed their heads out if sadness and respect for their fallen ruler. I spotted to little girls peeking grout a window and staring down at me. A man in blue robes and a hat came up to me with sadness in his eyes.

"I'm sorry...we were over run by them" I said. The man nodded and led me inside the castle. It was just like Sol but more reddish and not so many suns.

I layed Faust down onto a long box and covered up her body with a blanket. The little girls came running up to us with tesrs in their eyes.

"What happend to momma uncle Star?" Little celestia cried. Luna just stood silently not really understanding what's going on.

"Its okay Celly mommas just resting for a while" he held both girls in a tight hug. So that was Star Swirl the bearded? Huh...

I had the crown in my hand and knew what to do with it. I knelt down in front of Celestia and put it on her head, she looked at me with tears streaming down her face. It was a sad day for rain indeed, I took a shovel and went to the back of the castle and started digging.

When i finished the while the coffin was already done and made, they brought it out with Faust in it. I helped them lay her down one last time and one of the guards played a song in remembrance of her. I felt a tap on my shoulder and turned around to see Star Swirl.

"I want to thank you for bringing her back home, may I know your name?" I didn't feel like knowing everyone as I plan on heading back to the future or waking up.

"You don't need to know me as I'll be leaving soon Mr Warrior of Sunlight" I smirked. He looked at me confused but shook it off..

"Um..Mr knight what's gonna happen to our momma?" I flinched as I felt Celestia tug on my skirt.

"She's uh...shes gonna go to a special place where she can be happy now" I almost collapsed on my own words since I couldn't tell a kid her mom just fucking died so might as well give it to her slowly...okay that sounds wrong.

They walked over to the coffin and put a rose in her hand then stood by me. I helped cover it in first and once I finished I went over to star swirl.

"Can you do me a favor?" I asked.

"Of course what can I do?" We walked over to a small tree.

"I want you to make sure the girls are safe. I dont want to fuck up their future" I pulled out the golden sword and handed it to him. "And make sure this is kept safe" He thought for a moment then agreed to do it. I said my goodbyes and walked towards the fields outside the future Ponyville then stopped.

I looked up to the sky as the snow was falling onto my helmet. In that moment an arrow shot me in the chest, I looked down towards where the shot came from and spotted a group of Crystal ponies making their way to me. They surrounded me and pulled out their swords and other weapons. I pulled out the arrow and went for the first strike, I caught one of their swords with my hand and ripped it away from then and stabbed them in the gut. An axe went into my back making me turn around and jam the blade through his mouth and out his eye, a slice at my leg caused me to fall. One of the ponies grabbed my helmet but I used the momentum to ram my thumbs into his eyes, he cried out in pain then went silent. I cut down the next guy but was impaled from behind. Blood poured from my mouth as I fell to my knees, I reached for my estus but it wasn't there.

"Fuck...." I coughed out more blood. This dream was really sucking ass right now and the ponies aren't very cash money. One of them pulled off my helmet and tossed it aside.

"Disgusting ape!'' He raised his blade and brought it down to cut off my head but I was just a split second faster and stabbed him in the throat, I pulled it out and stabbed the next two who just stood there.

I pulled out the spear and tossed it to the ground, I tried to get up but my body weakened and I collapsed onto the snow. My breathing slowed down, as I neared death I heard the faint sounds of yelling before being consumed in light.

My eyes shot open and I threw my self up.

"FUCK!" I shouted jumping out of the bed. I landed on my ass and ended up startling Luna.

"Kobe what's the matter?" Luna groaned getting up.

"I think I just had the craziest fucking dream princess" I replied. "I saw some crazy ass shit Princess you wouldnt believe"

"Well we can talk about it later, let's get some breakfast shall we?" I nodded and put on my coat and shoes.

We entered the lobby where it was relatively empty with the exception of the boys at one table and some other creatures at another. I got a donut and some coffee then sat next to Ajax, I thought about my dream and how it felt so real but I justified it as the works of the my little pony universe. The day went off as normal with us talking with other speakers or rulers I didn't care much for at the moment, I wanted to now ask about the princesses parents and wondered what they knew but I don't think they'd appreciate me asking about their family history. The other table with a group of Zebras and weird looking dogs took glimpses at us, I noticed it but played it off like I don't see them and continued chatting with the others.

As we talked I saw one of the dogs whisper to the other and they got up and started walking out the doors. I had a bad feeling about them for some reason and told the others I was gonna go take a pissed. I nodded for Colin and Kelso to follow me, we watched the dogs go up the elevator to the floor we were staying on and rushed into the next elevator throwing the pony in there out. Once we made it to the top I peeked out nd could see them fiddling with our door, we slowly inched over to them and as soon as I was behind the taller one I put him in a choke hold while Colin and Kelso beat the other one senseless.

"Who are you?!" I demanded. He tried to claw at my face but I just tightened my grip around him.

"Screw you!" He wheezed out.

"Alright then let's take you two for flying lessons" We drug them to the roof and I held the creep over the ledge.

He started laughing until I let one hand go and now he was held with one chance left. He stopped laughing and started whimpering.

"Do you wanna talk to me or talk to God cause I can make the second one possible right now?" I got ready to drop him and interrogate the next one.

"Okay okay!" He shouted. I pulled him up and threw him to the ground and allowed him to speak. "We were played to plant a bomb into your door as a message from some Tirek freak. He paid us 50,000 bits to kill princess Luna" I shook my head at how easily some one could have died if we didn't go. I looked at the guys who nodded their heads. I picked him up and tossed him over the ledge watching him flail about before hitting the ground with a sickening splat.

The other dog was thrown off too and we walked back down the stairs. I stopped as I realised the dogs could have already planted the bomb and started booking it down the stairs. I spammed the elevator button and had Colin and Kelso inform the staff of the threat. I let them use the elevator and took the stairs, luckily I wasn't to far from the room and bursted throigh the stairwell doors. I looked down the hallway and saw Ajax about to open the door.

"AJAX NO-!" The explosion sent me flying back into the wall. I recovered quickly and saw smoke and fire cover the hallway. "AJAX!!" I shouted running through the smoke.

I found him under some debris and pulled him out of it. I picked him up and used the stairs to escape from the raging fire. I almost tripped on my way down but caught myself not wanting to drop Ajax, I kicked open the front doors and already the ambulance was here. They loaded him onto the cart and into the big carriage then took off to the hospital. The others ran up to me to see if I was okay.

"Dude are you good where's Ajax?" I pointed towards the white carriage in the distance.

"This is fucked" I sat on the steps and used a towel offered by the firefighters to clean off my face. They tried fo get me on an ambulance but I told them I was fine. But I wasn't fine I was angry, I will make Tirek regret he hurt my friend.