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// Story: Bumbaclot's Adventure II - RD: Larger Than Life 
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The adventures of Bumbaclot 2 by Feefle (Don't mind the "where"'s)


One day Bumbaclot was going to a slumber party. It was to celebrate Rinbow Slish's 

successful plastic surgery. She now looked like Rainbow Dash, however she retained 

her insanity as Rinbow Slish because there was not a single psychiatrist in ponerland 

that could fix her broken head.


Not even a lobotomy would work since Rainbow Dash never really had anything in her 

head to begin with. I think she used it as storage for her radishes or something.

Bumbaclot and friends where having the party at "her" house. When he arrived, the 

only poners who came where Rainbow Dash and for some reason Trixie. Her 

completely forgot about Trixie and how evil she was. Trixie tried to steal her's stash 

of peanuts to make peabnut bubber and pinecone sandwiches. It was funny to watch 

Trixie eat those things. She would make squishy faces and motorcycle sounds trying 

to chew the pinecone. Then after a few hours, she would shoot them out of her butt 

like a cannon.


"Is this it? Where did everyone go?" asked Bumbaclot. "I think they're swimming in that 

new marshmallow pudding pool the princess recently opened, and Bernie AKA 

Fluttershy is eating chicken rice at her place." replied her. Turns out the pudding at 

the pool was too thick to swim in. The poners where stuck. Milk AKA Applejack was 

extremely angry because she hasn't asked Bumbaclot to count her freckles for over a 

day now. "Hey Rarity, count my freckles will you?" said Milk. "Nope, busy thinking 

about those watermelon seeds I saw swimming in the pond earlier today." replied 

Rarity.


Someone knocked on the door. Bumbaclot answered it. It was Zecora, the striped 

poner. "I have a potion that you might want to use while in motion" she said.
"You brought the head-fixing potion?" said Bumbaclot. "Yes, and you would be wise to 

listen, for using it wrong might make our friend grow to great size." Everyone in the 

room stared at each other. "Okay, get out." shouted Bumbaclot as he picked up and 

threw Zecora out the window, he kept the jar containing the potion of course.


It was just about bed time and her was starting to fall asleep. She fell on Trixie and 

she couldn't move. "Get off of me you fat creature" she yelled. When her finally got 

up, the poners got into the giant bed. Rainbow Dash took the potion that Zecora made 

and drank it. "Ummm, didn't Zecora mention something about moving around while 

drinking that foul fluid?" asked Trixie. "Nah, she's just trying to scare us with her 

mumbo jumbo." replied Rainbow Dash as she emptied the jar of liquid. 


She then threw the empty jar out the window hoping to get it into the trash can 

outside. Derpy popped out of the trash and opened her mouth wide to swallow the 

jar. However, the jar ended up smacking her in between the eyes, shattering all over 

her face. She was unhappy and retreated back into the trash can.


Bumbaclot and friends proceeded to go to sleep with the lights on so the ghost of 

Discord doesn't steal their blankets and pillows which he uses to draw faces on so he 

could have friends.


The next morning, Bumbaclot noticed the bed was no longer soft. It smelt a lot like 

farts, and was light blue in colour. He rubbed his eyes in disbelief, Rainbow Dash had 

grown into a giant poner overnight. 

He saw "her" laying on Dash's head and Trixie was squished between the wall and 

RD's butt. Of course, RD blew a huge fart that sent Trixie flying out through the wall 

into Derpy's giant pickle jar. Now Trixie knew how it felt being one of her pinecones 

when shot out through her butt. She swore never to eat pinecones again.


"Wow, what happened to you Rainbow Dash? You've become bigger than "her"" said 

Bumbaclot. "Hey, I love my fat" said her as she began devouring a humongous slab of 

fattening cheese that smelt like death. "What does it feel like being almost as big as a 

house?" asked Trixie as she bounced on her tail like a complete imbecile. "It feels like 

I'm eating a walnut sandwich, only I'm doing it underwater with a goldfish swimming 

in my head." replied Rainbow Dash. Trixie bounced even faster, making her look like 

the absolute definition of an imbecile.


Bumbaclot asked "her" if she could make some magical spell that would turn RD back 

to her original size, or pocket size so he could carry her around and throw her at 

poners he didn't like. "I'll try by not doing anything." said her. "This is the work of 

mumbo jumbo magic which is more powerful than the textbook rubbish I read."

Bumbaclot realized what Zecora meant by drinking the potion in motion. She was 

supposed to be moving around while guzzling down the horrid drink. But now 

because of their ignorance, RD is the biggest poner in all of ponerland and that poner 

happened to be not mentally stable.


"I'm hungry now." bellowed Rainbow Dash. Bumbaclot feared for the worst, he knew 

she was gonna start pickling everything and eating it because Derpy still hadn't 

finished pickling her cucumbers. RD looked around and saw the giant bowl of 

marshmallow pudding in the distance. She got up and started running towards it, 

tripping every few seconds like a child with poor motor skills.


Pinkie Pie, Milk, and Rarity where still stuck in the pudding. They couldn't hear RD 

approaching because they tired themselves out from trying to escape last night. They 

where sound asleep.


Bumbaclot, her and Trixie followed RD by tossing each other like grenades ready to 

explode. RD tripped over a potato tree and smashed her head against the side of the 

giant bowl. She got up like it was regular business taking a blow to the cranium like 

that, and proceeded to slurp up all the pudding with the sleeping poners along with it.

By the time Bumbaclot and friends reached RD, she had already devoured the entire 

contents of the bowl.


Bumbaclot ran up to RD and shoved his head as far deep into her 

belly as he could. "Hey girls, are you like, in there or something?" yelled Bumbaclot as 

his muffled voice jiggled RD's belly in a horrific fashion. "Yes, and it smells like organs 

and farts in here." yelled Pinkie Pie.


"How are we going to get them out?" asked Trixie who wanted to count Milk's 

freckles. Trixie really wanted to count them, she along with every other poner really 

wanted to count them. Bumbaclot on the other hand was sick and tired of counting 

those little white dots since he was the only one doing it.


"We need to make her barf." answered Bumbaclot. "We should give her something 

disgusting OR something delicious so that her stomach can remove the less yummy 

contents."


RD was full, but she did find a couple of Fluttershy's animals sleeping in a tree. RD 

thought to herself "Maybe if I pickle them, they will be delicious?". RD proceeded to 

toss pickle brine at the animals. They woke up and started running around in circles.

RD grabbed them and tossed them into her mouth. "Oh my goodness, this is 

delicious." She began to selectively vomit the poners she had eaten along with the 

marshmallow pudding which paled in comparison to the pickled woodland creatures.


"Are you girls okay? Was it terrible in there?" asked Bumbaclot. Pinkie Pie, Milk, and 

Rarity thought the ride was awesome and wanted to go again. "Maybe when I'm done 

eating all of Fluttershy's pets." said RD. Fluttershy did not notice that her animals 

where being pickled and devoured because she got some nasty hiccups from the rice. 

She had hiccuped into space by dawn.


"Well, Zecora's potion may not have worked due to our incompetence, but at least we 

learned something today" said Bumbaclot. "What's that?" asked her. Bumbaclot thought 

for a while, turns out they didn't learn anything at all. "WAIT!" yelled Trixie, "I learned 

that being a pinecone shot out through my butt is a horrible experience. I will never 

eat pinecones again. I'm still gonna try to steal your peanuts, "her". Gonna try to make 

peabnut bubber and cheese sandwiches instead." "Nope" replied her.

The End