I’ll be the first to ask it; why the fuck did we not get noticed the first time? I mean the author put his heart and soul into making something new and it was glossed over for a story about as basic as they come. How messed up is that?
You literally sound like you aren’t happy with the little attention we got from it.
I am happy with it, but like I need to know how our last story was not able to break the mold on the site. Or at least get some attention with it.
We got more dislikes than likes. I think it's quite clear people didn't like us.
Wrong, they don't know how to take a single fucking joke so they get offended by me calling them a "horse fucker". But that's an argument for another day. Anyways, are we rambling too much about this when we should be getting to introduce what we’re doing next?
Good grief, this is you who was rambling. There was no “we”.
I’m a part of your conscious as your personal demon, so technically yes there is “we”.
Moving on to not start an argument, Looks like you decided to come back for more. Or you noticed us a second time and decided to give us a chance. So please, catch up on the story we told before. Anyways, we told our story and did something new. I know, we broke new grounds with that story we told.
We honestly didn’t do anything new. Fourth wall breaks have been around for years.
Will you shut up? Anyways, a lot of you are thinking what we can do now since I managed to save Brim from going back to hell by getting him fired. Well I’m here to tell you that it only gets crazier after that. Especially since now I had the two best people with me in my life. Well, technically one person and a demon.
Or if you want to be honest with yourself Rocky, a horse in human form and a demon.
Can you not?
What? The reader knows it and I know it. Might as well be honest about it. Be thankful that they won’t make porn of you and horse Sunset. Or at least I think they won’t. Yeah, no one gives a shit about us so fuck it if they do.
Good Grief! Anyways, I have more to tell. After all, I have to talk about the time where I got even closer to the ones I lived with. And the best way to do that is a road trip.
A road trip where I got to call Rocky a pussy so many times.
Hold up! We didn’t even get to start the story yet. You can’t just say that spoiler yet.
It’s not a spoiler if people already assume that about you. Seriously, I can bet that while listening to you describe your events, they wanted to call you a pussy. Especially before I got in the picture.
Thanks for the words of encouragement of my self esteem. Can we start the story from the very beginning now that you managed to get this story’s rating down to an MA?
Hold up, one more for good measure ...pussy. Okay, now I’m ready to start. Roll the new theme song!