//------------------------------// // Way down we go... // Story: Fallen Order // by Jar Man //------------------------------// Me and the squad were hanging out at Pinkies in celebration for kicking ass at the bunker. Me and Ajax had a drinking contest with non alcoholic drinks of course and I some how won,and my reward was a drunk Twilight and Luna trying their hardest to flirt if you can call it that. "O-oh kOoObeeE whY doont thou and u...us go up-" she fell over and started laughing. I looked around to find Colin but he was gone along with Apple Jack, I thought of them committing a horrible sin and rushed upstairs to look for them. "Ooh yeah that's the spot" I stopped in front of a door hearing Apple Jack talking to someone. "I never thought in my years of living I'd be doing this..." Colin said. I made a cross over my body before going in to save my buddy. I busted in and witnessed Colin and Apple Jack making....Apple Cider? They looked at me and Colin waved me over. "Bro look I'm making beer!" I walked over and they were making drinks. I sighed in relief as my thoughts were incorrect, I took a cup of cider and it didn't taste so bad dispite the minor alcohol. I walked out and let them be and Twilight was swaying up the stairs. I went to catch her as she almost fell backwards, but failed and we both tumbled down it. She laid on my chest curled up and at some point Luna joined in, I gestured to Kelso for help but he just took a picture and continued to chat with Ajax. I tried to move the two women but they were heavy as shit and yet they were pretty skinny, so I laid there and waited for them to decide when to wake up. At some point I also fell asleep and woke up in Twilights room, I looked around to see her and Luna still around me. I groaned as I wanted to get out of here before they got to...touchy. That's when i realized my armor was off and I only had shorts on, i turned really red and slid out of the bed and went to the bathroom. I looked at myself in the mirror, My body was covered in scars along with the demonic eye I now have. I couldn't even recognize myself anymore at this point, my hair hasn't grown at all I guessed it was because of the curse. I took a shower and after that I went down stairs to find my armor. I finally found it but it was really small. "Goddamn it Discord..." As soon as I said his name he popped up. "Why hello my dear human how do you do?" He smiled widely. Now I dont like this guy for a few reasons, one was he's annoying as fuck and two he thinks he can bring more choas than me when I go into anger issues mode, I will admit he has some fun to him like going to different dimensions and crap. "Make my armor normal right now" I demanded. "You can never take a joke" he snapped his fingers and my armor was normal again. I put it on and looked back to him. "There's a difference I'm jokes and being annoying" "Your relationship stats are a joke..." He mumbled. "What was that?" "Nothing see ya later!" He popped out of sight. I checked the time and it was 10:27 pm. My stomach grumbled and I decide to make me some food, I got out the bacon, ham and eggs and made an omelet. I was just about to chow down when a hand touched my shoulder making me squeal like a girl, i turn around and see Luna giggling. "My apologies Kobe I did not mean to frighten you" I glared at her. "I wasn't frightened I was caught off guard women" She sat next to me and for some God only knows reason she watched me eat my food. She said it was to 'study' which I called bullshit cause only Twilight would do that, but I digress as Twilight showed up and sat on the other side of me. It felt like those weeb memes where the two hot chicks surround the poor child and do unspeakable things later. I shuttered at that thought. "Well I'm gonna head back to Sol and sleep there so i can work on uh...things" I quickly got up and made haste to the door but it was locked down by magic. Shit. "It would be best if you stayed here, it is late out and we wouldn't want you to get hurt" Luna suggested. I knew what they were playing at and i didn't like it one bit. I thought about my options but I did kinda trap myself so fuck it I guess. "Fine I'll stay but I'm going to the basement" the girl both grinned and began to follow me but I stopped them "alone" I shut the door on them and walked down the stairs. The while room was kinda dusty from us not being their for a while but my bed in particular had a scent of lavender on the covers. They must have washed it cause it smelled pretty good. Or so I thought. I sat on the bed and felt something gooey touch my glove, I lifted up my hand to see some kind of sparkling liquid then i realized what it was. "DAMN YOU TWILIGHT!!" (Next day) Me and the boys were chilling at the lake outside Ponyville fishing and listing to music. We used to go fishing all the time back home so we decided to try it out here and so far we've caught a few blue gills and a snake which I had to wrestle but son in the end. We met a giant serpent guy who I'm 90% sure is gay but was a pretty chill dude and told us about all the fish we could catch near Manehatten and Mizuri, I almost had a stroke when he said Mizuri. We continued with our fishing then a letter popped into existence, i opened it and it was from Celestia. "We found Blue blood..." I shrugged and tossed it away, not my problem anymore. "You know, I kinda enjoy being here" Kelso brought up. "Why's that?" I quirked an eyebrow. "We get to start a new life here and don't have to deal with all the shit back home, you don't have to deal with Jennifer and her kids, Colin doesn't need to worry about his anxiety and I don't have to put up with my sister anymore" we all nodded in agreement and he was right but there are some flaws here as well. "But we do have to deal with ponies trying to preform sinful acts and demons always trying to kill us, don't forget the fact that we are undead too" I pointed out. Colin pointed to my bag that had the bible in it. "Why not use your teachings oh holy one" he joked. "Hm...I could but I don't think the princesses would appreciate it much" I scratched my chin at the thought. Back home I couldn't read my bible without those damn saga kids bitching and moaning, although i could spread the word I didn't want to accidentally start the 9th crusade....or do I? My thoughts stopped as a very familiar sound erupted from all around. In front of us a black box emerged with white letters. "You have been invaded" "Ah shit here we go aga-" I turned around to see the man the myth the legend himself. It was Fighter.PL, he was in his fallen knight armor with that cursed mask every player fears. He stood there menacingly before waving, I quickly pit on my helmet and we raised our weapons. I knew we were screwed but I wasn't gonna go out without a fight atleast, he held a small shield and a dagger just like the videos and in an instant he was in my face. Due to my natural reactions I punched him in the face, Colin went for a stab but was parried and gutted like a fish and was tossed to the side. I backed up and threw a sunlight spear but he dodged it and threw a knife into my chest knocking me over. I felt my body go numb and looked at the knife to see it covered in a blue substance, I watched as Fighter walked up to me and raised a cross bow aimed to my face. "casual" As he pulled the trigger Kelso tackled him and they started wrestling. I looked over and saw the cross bow laying on the ground, I crawled over to it but before I could reach it I was kicked it the face and everything went black. I opened my eyes and could see Kelso and Fighter duking it out, Kelso went for an uppercut and kicked his knee but received a jab to his left and a punch to the face. The knife I was stabbed with was protruding out of my chest and I could barley move my hand to it. I gripped the knife and slowly pulled it out, I held it in the air and aimed it at Fighter. He looked at me as the knife flew through the air then went straight into his right eye, making him fall over and dissapeard. "Holy shit....I di-" my chest exploded and killed me. "Damnit..." (Sol library) After our whole getting invaded fiasco and me fangirling over getting killed by my favorite invader the girls came by to get some stuff from the old books from the library. Spike was telling me about this comic book he was reading, it was about some crazy lady and the knock off power rangers but I wasn't gonna ruin this poor dudes reality...yet. He brought a magnifying glass to read some little text on the book, the book lit up and was sucking him in. "Spike!" I grabbed him and pulled with all I had but then i got pulled in and Colin tried to pull me out then one by one all of us went through. I opened my eyes and looked around, I saw Colin and Kelso next to a group of girls in super hero suits. Turns out the girls and spike turned into the super heroes from the comic book. "What happend?" Rainbow Dash groaned. She looked like the flash but not the flash. "Whoa y'all look like the power ponies!" Spike exclaimed. Before I could ask about it an explosion erupted from below us. We looked over the ledge and some lady with crazy ass hair exited a building with some orb you'd see in those light up toys. She laughed maniacally which was automatically annoying as soon as she started, It was so bad it made me want to cut my ears off. "Hey! Shut the fuck up it's like 9 o'clock" I yelled down to her she looked up at me and I flipped her off. "You dare to insult me!? HAHAHA-" I threw my shield at her and it made contact with her head. She looked at me and grabbed me with her hair and threw me into a wall. I got up and was face to face with the crazy chick. "What exactly are you?" She asked before laughing her ass off "I'm Josericonachotacoquesodilamadilajones and you killed my father" I replied throwing a trash can at her head. She dodged it and lifted me up with her hair, I tried to swing my sword at her but she took it away and tossed it in the same trash. The lady once again laughed annoyingly until the others finally showed up, just as i thought I was gonna be saved they ended up not stopping the crack head lady. Instead I was dropped and the others were stuck in a tornado while the green hair lady ran away with the orb thingy. I tried to follow her but she was fast as fuck and I was out of breath. "Where did she go?" Twilight asked. "Maneiac went to her lair this way!" spike said and we followed him to some hair place. We stood outside the place and tried to come up with a plan. Rainbow Dash used her lighting powers on the building but only shorted out the sign. I had Colin boost me up a wondow and I could see Maneiac on some big blow dryer machine. A loud bang made me jump and and turn around to see Rainbow Dash using her powers again, before i could tell her off a force broke through the window and sent me flying into another building knocking me out. "Kobe...Kobe wake up!" Spike shook me awake. I groaned and got back up. "Wha-what happend?" I rubbed my head. "Maneiac took the others inside her lair but left me behind since I'm useless..."he trailed off. "Your not useless bro you are what holds the team together, you may not think your useful but you are to all of us and your fun to be around" I patted his shoulder. "You really think so?" He asked. I nodded and we went to find another way inside. I slowly opened the metal grate and now we were on the second level rails. I crawled behind a box to get a better view of the place. Over on the far side of the building was a cage with the others inside it, they tried to move but were sprayed by the giant spray bottle. I could hear Maneiac telling them about her dumb plan to take over the city. "Kobe we can use the red tarp on the ground to capture her minions and free the others" he pointed to the red tarp that hooked to a cabled and a switch. I hopped down behind a barrel and we split up to hook the tarp holes onto the hooks then Spike pulled the switch and luckily the trap worked as most of the minions were gathered up into the tarp. Maneiac turned around as my fist flew into her face causing her go knock over the spray can. The others got free and joined the battle, I used a metal chair to fight off her goons. One of the guys tried to stab me but was blocked by a pink ruby, I looked around and saw rarity waving at me before sending more pink ruby's at the bad guys. I heard the sound of a hair dryer start up and turned around facing Maneiac in her weapon. She aimed it at me and laughed maniacally as she blasted me in the chest freezing me permanently. She then aimed it at a frightened Flutter Shy but a little bug was in her way so she smacked it. "Are you KIDDING ME!?" Flutter Shy shouted. "I mean I know your a bad guy and all but hurting this inoccent bug was OVER THE LINE!!" She ranted some more before and I still cannot believe it but she turned into the freaking hulk with boobs. Her rage was surreal and I could tell she hated Maneiac, she was shot in the fave butbit had no effect then the used me as a frozen bat and started whacking the hair dryer machine. "Ow..ow..ow...ow..." I said through gritted teeth. She set me down and the machine exploded shocking Maneiac and making her hair wrap around her. She started laughing again so Colin picked her up and tossed her outside. A bright light flashed above and we were sucked into it, we flew out of the book and now that I could move I ran over and started tearing the thing apart. Once that was over we agreed to never talk about and went to the observation tower to relax. We sat and watched the sky darken then the girls and Spike went home, as they left me and the boys decided to sleep up here instead of walking all the way down to our room's. I slept in my chair and woke up in a familiar place I haven't seen in forever. I was in my church from earth, it was empty and quiet like it usually is. A tugging feeling pulled on me from the inside as I remembered all the good times I had here from working in the church to making great friends here. I sat in the front row and stared at the giant cross hanging up, the memories of things I've done while in Equestria flew through my mind from me mutilating others to down right murdering them. I don't know what has taken control of me but it's starting to drive me crazy. "What's happened to me?" "You let your inner rage take hold and the demons you've built inside are getting out" I turned around to see my old pastor walking down the aisle. "Brother Dale?" I ran up and hugged him. He passed away not to long ago before i arrived in Equestria, he was such a kind person no matter how much of a dick you were. "Hey Kobe how are you?" I pulled away and sighed. "Not good Brother Dale, I've done a lot of bad things ever since I've arrived in Equestria..." We sat down and I explained the whole story. Once I finished he remained silent for a while. "Well...those are some interesting events that has unfolded for you and your friends. Perhaps this is what God has planned for you, don't you think?" "Well I was told we were supposed to defeat Tirek and his army of demons to protect not just Equestria but Earth as well" I felt my body stsrt to shake from the emotions building up. "I-I don't know what to do Brother Dale I keep having the same nightmares, I don't know if its trying to tell me something or..." I sloutched down in my seat. "Trust in the Lord, and do good; dwell in the land and befriend faithfulness." he put a hand on my back trying to comfort me. I looked to face him but he was gone, I looked around and he was nowhere to be found. My vision went black and I woke up still in my chair. I looked down and saw my bible sitting in my lap, I didn't know how it got there but I wasn't gonna complain. I got up and noticed the boys were still asleep, a letter was on the door with Lunas seal on it. "Dear friends I came by earlier but it would seem you all were asleep, I want you three to come to my quarters later today so we may discuss a certain matter.Love From Luna.