What If...

by TheMajorTechie

Techie hasn't updated anything recently and feels an invisible nagging pressure to write something before the crowd rises with pitchforks in hand?

"Hm, bagels."

A bagel dropped into Spike's claws. His eyes widened as he stared up.

"Hm, comic books?"

A box of old comic books materialized right above him, falling with a thud to the floor. Spike smirked, rubbing his claws together.

"Hmmm... Rarity."

The world's rarest hunk of purified hecc walloped itself onto Spike, knocking him out cold.