Alright I’ll start my story here and then tell them how I got to be in that situation and...
Baron that sounds boring.......
Locke shut up as I can really make do without your criticism!
Hahahahaha...no you cant bro.
Just shut up and let me tell my story the way I want to....
(No Regrets Here)
Anyway back to the cave exploration and.....
“Why are we here again?”
“Because it seemed like it would be fun!”
“How does exploring this cave seem fun...”
Wow Baron even back then you were a dull buzzkill.
“Who said that?”
Wait he can hear me?
IDIOT SHUT UP YOU’RE MESSING UP THE NARRATION!
“Hey who's up there!”
This won’t end well.......
Hello past main characters Baron and Wish!
“Is that....Locke?”
“It is....the hell are you doing up there!....and who’s with you...and what do you mean past main characters?”
Well i’m up here with you!....or at least you from the future who has just completed his adventure and is narrating his story in the weird magical book he found during it in which his whole adventure replays in it!
Shut up!
“Wow I sound annoyed...”
“So we already went through this?”
Technically yes.....
“What happens to us?”
I can’t tell you it ruins the story......
“Buzzkill” they say in unison
HAHAHAHAHA now they think so too!
I’ll have fix this later......before moving on.....
(Knytt says hi)
Ok that took longer then needed....
Hey bro....
Please leave I cannot have any more interruptions....
Oh what can I possibly do.
Fine...
As we went through the cave we soon figured out we were not alone
“Oh god I have a bad feeling about this......”
Hey this is where I first show up!
KNYTT!
“Huh?....”
“Baron what the hell is going on?”
“Just spectate Reese...”
“Haha I found you and....eh...what are you four doing?”
“Just sit down look up and listen.”
“Wha....”
Oh great now they are messing up the story themselves.....
Not my fault.
IT SO IS!
(Equestria hates me)
“So you two are the monarchs of the land then ey?”
“That would be us”
“And what was with the light you sent out?....magic trick?”
“I was trying to banish you....”
“What!....Hey future narrator me did you know about this?”
Please don’t talk to me.......
“But she was trying to get rid of me!”
Calm down she did the same to me......
“That’s still no good excuse.....”
(Never trust Ruby)
“Ruby are you sure....”
“I know this land like the back of my hand!”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh that always cracks me up...
“HEY BUTT OUT FUTURE BARON!”
I’m sorry....it’s just so funny how I can’t trust you to know your own home.....BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Baron-Outsiders, Outsiders-Baron)
“That’s the last time I listen to you Ruby..........Ruby?”
Enjoy the silence past me.....enjoy the silence....
“Who is that....”
“Future me...”
“Wh-What?”
“I dunno just take me to Clawfang..."
Man I get aggravated easily.....
(Just plain useless)
“Why the hell would someone need these many traps...”
It was obviously necessary at the time
“Shut up future me!”
“What your future voice said.”
“Butt out Clawfang!”
“My my you seem angry..”
Oh just ignore me....
“I plan to...”
(Burning....no wait thats the lava)
“Kiss my ass you masked brainless freaks!”
“Well we would, but unfortunately we are against that.”
“Say what now....”
HAHAHAHAHAHA
“This is world is messed up in more ways than one......”
Oh don’t worry you will grow to love it!
“AHHHHHHHHH”
(Man vs wall of shame)
“Eat rocks blondie!”
Sheesh so much hatred towards my blonde hair.....
“We get this often?”
You have no idea....
“Baron use your gun to blast back the projectiles he’s throwing at you!”
“Why are you helping him!”
Because people enjoy watching you get your ass handed to you repeatedly.
“SHUT UP!”
(Falling for Equestria)
“So will you be our spy?”
“Well I will need info later on so yes.”
“Great news good luck on your current quest now.”
“Alright Baron now that we are outside shouldn’t”
“Are you alright?!”
“Ah nevermind....”
Right on cue
“Uh what?”
“It’s my future self again...”
“Oh right...Baron hop on I’ll get you to Ponyville.”
“Do I have to....”
Don’t worry there will come a day where you will make a much more harder decision.
“Lucky me.....”
“Now let’s go!”
“Wait i’m not properly on!”
Roll before you hit the ground!
(Raising a chaotic flame)
“Why the hell did you drag me here!”
“To kill you why else....”
“That seems kinda pointless.”
“Not as pointless as your life!”
For the god of chaos you suck at coming up with appropriately timed lines....
“Oh god he got you!”
“I’m going to enjoy this....”
(Beggars can’t be choosers)
“My god why is it that this land hates me....”
Eh it didn’t really bug me at that time past me but then again i’m not the one who’s going through this again.
“Very well so long as nothing pops up again to torment me.
Sounds fair game.
“Besides i’m in a town where everyone is afraid of me what could possibly go wrong for me!”
Yeah........
(a few moments later.....)
“Eat hooves you freak!”
“SON OF A …..”
(Blockheads)
“Oh man I should have brought my camera look at all these statues.....”
“Ooh Ooh I have one!”
“Where did you get that from?”
“It’s best not to ask when some weird thing happens that was caused by her.”
“Uh.....”
Trust her past me...
“Ok now take a pic of me leaning on this weird golem statue.”
OH WAIT PAST ME DON’T TOUCH THE.....
“OH GOD......”
Statues........