Rarity was standing in front of a mirror as she turned this way and that admiring her new beautiful gown covered in sapphires and rubies and the most elegant of silk. “Oh Rarity, you look simply divine for Fancy Pants’s party.” She adjusted the Tiara made of sparkling diamonds on her head. “The most elegant of them all. Perhaps I'll charm one of the stallions and he will sweep me off my hooves.”
She swooned, being overly dramatic as she did little twirls this way and that. “I would hate to make a bad impression.”
Discord smiles cheekily holding up a small flag with ‘doom’ written across it. Luna rolled her eyes and slapped the flag from his claw. “So mature Discord.”
“Hey, I didn’t even do anything yet!” Discord scoffed. “Besides you took all the fun messing with Twilight it's my turn to mess with Rarity’s dream.”
Luna crossed her hooves. “Fine you go ahead and mess with her dream but I’ll be watching and making sure you don’t go overboard.”
Discord tapped her chin watching Rarity spin around humming a tune before trotting the door. “Maybe I shall have her arrive at the party covered in chocolate milk?”
Luna smirked and snickered, “oh is that the best the great Lord of Chaos can do?”
Discord glared at the princess and he slowly sent magic waves through the dream just as Rarity stepped through the door and into the bustling hall with impressive Chandeliers and the finest decor.
Rarity saw eyes fall upon her some of the guests started snickering and whispering amongst each other. She had no idea why everypony was staring at her and smiled posing rather nicely. One of the stallions wearing a fancy tuxedo near huffed. “I didn’t think this was that kind of party.”
The mare next to him nodded. “Indeed, this isn’t some five-year-old birthday party after all.”
“What are you talking about?” Rarity asked before looking into a nearby mirror letting out an eep at what she saw. Her usual curly mane was hidden under a big rainbow afro and her tail had somehow turned into rainbow colours as well while still curled. Little shapes painted her face along with a big star across her right eye. The worst part was the red nose stuck to her muzzle as she tried to tug on it. A second glance revealed her dress was now something you find a Pinkie wearing being covered in a gaudy yellow and blue with rainbow-colored polka dots. She squealed as she felt something appear on her head. She turned to a mirror and gasped upon seeing a big purple jester hat with dozens of little bells attached to it upon her wig.
A few ponies laughed and jeered as Rarity struggled with her outfit unable to find buttons to release her. To the mare’s embarrassment, her hooves were covered in big red rubber shoes that would let out loud squeaks whenever she walked. “No-no this can’t be happening.”
The mare from before laughed as well gesturing over to Rarity. “A clown has no place in a noble society. Now please leave before we have the guards throw you out!”
“W-wait you don’t understand!” Rarity squeaked cheeks on fire as her hooves moved on their own doing a silly little dance. Despite herself, she stood on her hind legs and began juggling coloured balls prancing for one hoof to the other.
“Most unladylike, but very entertaining.” One noble remarked as more eyes locked onto Rarity. The more eyes that gave the clown attention, the more Rarity felt like entertaining them despite not wanting to do so. The fashionista wanted to scream but had a small horn was in her mouth which lightly pressed to make it honk as she kept up her show.
The dream shifted unseen to Rarity as the ballroom turned into her Parents living room the nobles around her turning into mere children. Confetti and streamers lined the walls and at the end of one table sat the large cake. A banner hung on one wall pronouncing “Happy Birthday Sweetie Belle.” The kids laugh as the Fashion pony balanced on a big rubber ball still juggling away.
Sweetie Belle was wearing a very elegant dress that Rarity no doubt made. But she realized that Sweetie Belle seemed to be pouting and throwing a fit as she watched her sister. “Hilarity, stop! you're embarrassing me!”
Rarity laughed as she jumped off the ball doing a perfect landing as she honked her nose. “Oh, you are just so sweet you give me cavities.” The Fashionista couldn’t help but cheer just like her Friend Pinkie Pie. She even saw the other colts and fillies around were dressed all fancy clothes like a Gala.
The other children point and laugh as Rarity honks her nose. “You know I just love bananas, they are just so appealing.” Rarity then pulled out a stuffed bunny shaking it around. “Oh look a bunny, better hop to it.” She tossed it into the crowd as the foals groan. She giggled jumping up and landing on her forehooves doing a forehoof stand. “I would have invited Maud, but she said ‘ No thanks, I think I lost my apatite!”
“Ugh Hilarity, that was terrible!” Sweetie groaned too covering her face with her hooves.
Rarity scooped her sister in her hooves. “Looks like the birthday filly is grumpy! Let’s turn that frown upside down!”
Rarity then threw her sister into a bright colorful closet that appeared out of nowhere. The closer shook around with the filly squeaking from inside. When Sweetie Belle stumbled out she was in a similar outfit as her sister. Every foal around laughed and the filly stomped about in her pink clown shoes and shouted, “mom! Hilarity did it again!”
“Oh calm down sweetie, you look cute in your outfit.”
Luna laughed from beyond the dream. “Oh wow, if Rarity as aware, she would totally be panicking over all those clashing colours.”
Discord turned to Luna “so it looks like you are impressed with my work Nightprank Moon.”
Luna blushed being called such a silly nickname. “Nightprank Moon huh? Well, to be honest, you do have style but I think My sister would destroy you if you went into her dream.”
Discord smirked in return snapping his fingers as Luan was poofed into a similar clown outfit. “You could try joining them if you want too?”
Luna snickered, “you actually gave me an idea.”
Rarity’s dream shifted again and she realized now they were in Canterlot palace and she looked up to see Luna wearing the clown costume. “Hello Hilarity, I heard you wanted to be a princess is that correct?”
“Oh yes! I would love to be a princess! What do I have to do? Marry a prince? Take some tests? Get my mane done!” Rarity exclaimed.
Luna chuckled, “actually you were right on the test part. Your going to have to perform a series of embarrassing but fun challenges if you pass you’ll become a princess of comedy!”
Rarity cheered as she jumped up and down in excitement but she stopped as her body began to blow up she grew fatter and bigger the mare squeaked as her hooves turned into pudgy paws and her long elegant tail was turned into a puff of a purple tail. Rarity was now a giant chubby polar bear wearing a silly rainbow-colored vest and was riding a tricycle. She then realized she was on a stage in Ponyville. Trixie was there too wearing an elegant gown and exclaimed, “thank you for coming to see Trixie’s famous polar bear, Polarity!”
Rarity was a bit confused as she tried to get her bearing seeing the crowd was cheering her on. But it came to her as she thought, this must be Luna's first test I just have to entertain this crowd for a bit and show her I can be a princess of comedy!
Rarity then took out some penguins and started juggling them as she rolled around on her tricycle. Ponies clapped and cheered, even more, chanting “Polarity!”
The polar bear loved the attention and decided to see if she can juggle more! Soon Trixie was shooting things into her paws with her magic. Snow globes, giant blocks of ice, snowballs, candy canes, and even bottles of something called coca-cola. She had all this stuff juggling in her paws with sweat pouring down her face while trying to ride her tricycle. But all it took was one mistake and she lost grasp of some of the snow globes as they shattered to the ground Rarity cried as she fell off the tricycle and causing the rest of the stuff to fall and crash around her while plopping onto her big white fur rump. She squeaked out in fear throwing her paws in her face thinking she was going to get booed. But the crowd just laughed and dawwed seeing she was kind of cute. Trixie cooed,” oh isn’t she adorable!? We were all waiting for you to plop down on your big rump silly willy bear.”
”Wait you wanted me to fall and embarrass myself!!” But all the ponies could hear was grrs and rawrs.
Trixie smiled holding out a jar of honey toward the bear. “ Trixie’s wittle Polarity must be hungry after doing all that exercise. Now come on eat up!”
Rarity shrugged as she took a paw and dug into the honey before shoving it into her mouth and suckling it like a foal. It made the crowd daww and coo. Rarity actually felt embarrassed seeing the crowd didn’t want to watch her perform acts, but to just be cute! But...how do you be cute?
She gave a small burp as she ate her honey. Trixie gave her back a few pats. On the back. “Isn’t she so adorable, I have to pat her back or Trixie’s wittle bear gets gassy.”
Polarity rolled her eyes “I think I would rather be a clown again this is just weird and stupid.”
Without realizing it she slowly fell asleep getting quite drowsy as she laid down and closed her eyes. Trixie cooed, “It looks like my wittle bear needs a nap.”
That was the last thing Rarity heard before waking up again and seeing she was now in Twilight’s castle. Did she rub her eyes with claws...claws? She looked at her arms which were now with white scales. She turned to see that she was suckling her chubby tail and pulled it out of her mouth. “Eep I think I’m a baby dragon now!”
“Rarity! It’s time to get up!” She heard Spike shout as he walked into Rarity’s room. She giggled seeing he was wearing a clown costume. “Hey come on!? We were supposed to do our clown routine for Flurry Heart’s birthday party.”
Rarity blinked being quite confused and then a vague memory of remembering Luna’s challenges and thought to herself, this must be Luna’s next challenge performing for Flurry Heart. This is going to be easy! Foals will laugh at anything!
The fashionista jumped out of her bed and exclaimed,” sure Spike! I’ll get dressed!” she went to a closet putting on a clown outfit as Spike blushed as he explained, “hey just to warn you Flurry heart is really fussy and has been having a lot of magic outbursts. Don’t do anything that’ll set her off like popping a balloon.”
Rarity groaned as she thought, that’s the real challenge great!? Flurry Heart can easily go from happy and cheerful to screaming her head off. Maybe I’ll just make some funny faces and do a silly dance.”
Rarity looked herself in a mirror seeing her tiny white scaled body was already dressed in a typical clown outfit with a big fake wig over her tiny head. She chirped, “alright let’s go!” She was about to run out of the room but squeaked as she tripped on her own tail and fell flat on her face. Spike burst out laughing. “Oh Rarity that was awesome! But save the gags for later we need to get going.”
“Ugh, Spike makes walking on two legs look easy.” Rarity eyes spin a bit as she focuses. It seemed lie no time at all before they were at Flurry Hearts party with all kinds of streamers and balloons around. And Even a large-sized whammy plush.
Cadance was trying to keep Flurry Heart engaged with her plushie and she seemed to be worried about sweat running down her face. Shining Armor turned to the baby dragons. ”Oh thank Celestia they’re here, please try to keep Flurry happy? I don’t know why she’s so fussy today.”
Rarity pulls out a little horn first trying to make the baby laugh by honking it softly.
Flurry Heart started to smile and clap her hooves Spike started making funny faces and doing a silly dance causing the foal to squeal in delight. Rarity thought to herself, see this wasn’t too bad.
But Spike didn’t notice as he was dancing he stepped on a balloon and made a loud pop and this made him squeak and Flurry Heart was quite startled and began to do her supersonic wail. Shooting out some magic blasts in the process. The two had to dodge the bolts as they flew, who knows what would happen if hit by one.
Spike groaned rubbing a claw down his face. ”I’m so sorry Rarity, I didn’t see that ballon!”
“It’s okay Spike, we just need to get close to her and give her that big whammy that should calm her down again!”
“But how!? Her wails are making it impossible to get anywhere near her!”
Rarity took out a pie and face it forward as a shield and she slowly went up the crying infant but as she got closer the wails got stronger and the pie eventually slammed into her face and making her fall backward stumbling over herself. Flurry stopped crying and soon resumed giggling. Rarity sighed, “I guess that’s one way to get her to stop crying.”
Rarity kept Flurry Distracted as she intentionally kept getting up only to trip or fall on her tail making the filly squeal and clap her hooves. All the while Spike slowly went to the giant whammy and carried it over trying to avoid balloons like they were mines. He then plopped the big whammy onto the couch Flurry was sitting on and her eyes went wide as she hugged it and yawned seeing she was going to take a nap.
Both Rarity and Spike smiled at each other and slapped their claws together.
Spike took his wig off and sighed,” thank Celestia that’s over, why don’t we go to Sugarcube corner and get some sapphire swirl cupcakes.”
Rarity nodded,” Yeah that sounds great! bu...I...I think “I was supposed to do something but I completely forgot?” She then slowly took off her outfit Spike taking her by the claw. “Alright, but remember don’t leave my sight and hold my claw. You're still only a hatchling I don’t want you getting lost.”
Rarity pouted and crossed her claws and snapped, “say what!? I am not a hatchling I’m a big dwagon!
Spike rolled his eyes taking her along. “Sure you are, Rarity.” Rarity seemed to have less balance as she stumbled about blushing as she had to stick her tail in the air to keep her balance. “How old am I?”
“Oh hardly out of the egg” Spike teased seemly knocking some eggshell off Rarity head.
“Huh!? Eggshell?” Rarity shook some eggshell from her butt.
Spike snickered,” Of cures, the nest is right over there,” he pointed over to the nest made of gems and straw.
Rarity was confused. “I-i’m not fresh from an egg.” she huffed.
“Aww is Rarity trying to talk, yes she is,” Spike cooed, scooping up the now much smaller hatchling tickling her tummy.
“Stop! Ya gonna make me pee!” Rarity squeaked out.
Spike blushed to see that Rarity was only a newly hatched dragon and she might actually pee on him. So he slowly tucked her in a wicker basket. “Alright, now come on I want you to meet Twilight she’s going to be your new mommy and she’ll take good care of you.”
Rarity whimpered seeing to have forgotten who Twilight was and being quite nervous of strangers as she asked, “so ya not gonna take care of me?”
“Of course I will, but Twilight has way more experience in raising baby dragons. Trust me she’s really nice you have nothing to worry about.” Spike then popped a purple gem pacifier into the hatchling’s mouth. “There now suckle on that it’ll help calm you down.
The older dragon then proceeded to waddle out off out of the cave and into Ponyville with Rarity staring up snuggling under some blankets and suckling on her pacifier thinking, “was she a hatchling? Wasn’t she a mare that makes dresses or something? Maybe that was a silly dream she had hoped her new mommy was nice.
With that, she squealed feeling something soft and poofy appear between her legs. Rarity heard some odd crinkling noises and instinctively pulled the blankets closer to her chin as she thought to herself, “what is making that noise and why do I feel so embarrassed about it?”
Spike then patted her rump and sighed, “good still dry, hopefully, you won’t need a change until we get to Twilight’s I didn’t bring any diaper changing supplies.”
“Diapers!? But why am I wearing a diaper!” Rarity shouted in her mind and became even more nervous looking around at the ponies walking by. Not fully realizing why she was so embarrassed but Rarity was quite scared off somepony would catch her wearing a diaper!
Luna smiled watching the dream wrap itself up. “Ah, a happy ending like all dreams should be.”
Discord smirked, “well you turned Twilight into a foal why not have Rarity turn into a hatchling?”
Luna watched Rarity kick about under the blankets in her basket being quite aggiated finding out she was wearig a diaper and asked,” you think Twilight put Spike in diapers!? I mean wouldn’t he just burn them?”
“Who knows!? I just wanted to embarrass Rarity a bit also I think Fluttershy has diapered some of the hatchlings she babysat.”
Luna booped his nose turning it into a cute rabbit nose with whiskered “I think that Fluttershy’s love for cute animals rubbed off on you. Speaking of which, maybe we should visit her next?”
“Oh, by all means, lead the way, Nightprank Moon.” Discord snapped as he rubbed off the rabbit nose with a claw.
Luna gave out an evil laugh as she raised her wings dramaticlly and exclaimed, “I like that nickname! For tonight may not be the only night Nightprank Moon strikes as she goes from dream to dream pranking naughty foals and silly adults alike!”
“And you told me not to go overboard.” Discord scoffed.