"Princess Luna had a vacant expression on her face as she leaned on her throne, Her eyes struggling to stay open. She had her hoof on the arm support of her throne, which helped keep her head up. Here she was in charge of governing the night, and absolutely everyone was asleep. Princess Luna perked up slightly, a smile now overtaking her expression as she looked towards the ceiling of her throne room, looking around for the disembodied voice."
"Discord is that you?"
"Maybe~"
"Discord get down here right this second"
"Princess Luna said, attempting to stifle a giggle, because she knew that Discord was the funniest Draconequus she ever met."
"You're the only Draconequus we've ever met"
"That's besides the point..."
"Discord-"
Discord pounced on top of Luna, interrupting her and causing both of them to fly off the raised-platform-throne-thingy, as Discord affectionately called it. They whisked through the air before they rolled onto the ground, finally ending with Discord pinning Luna to the ground.
"You rang?"
Luna stared up at Discord as he looked down at her smugly.
"Di- Wh-wh, we do... Wha- Disc..." Luna said with red creeping on her face, clashing with her dark blue fur.
"Guess what Lulu," Discord said smirking as he put his finger on her nose.
"W-What," Luna said looking up at Discord, his nickname for her causing the red on her face to darken.
"Tag, You're it"
Discord Scrambled off of Luna and he began to scurry down on all fours across the throne room as Luna laid in shock for a short while, before she made a sudden realization.
"Discord you fiend," Luna shouted, scrambling to her feet before she charged at Discord, "Though shalt not best me in tag once again you whelp".
"Oh poor Lulu," Discord said scurrying away from Luna, who was now barreling towards him, making his way over to a door at the side of the throne room.
Discord turned around to face Luna before simply informing her, "You are in way over your head".
Discord dived backwards passing through the door and into the hallway, and ,with grace, he landed face first into the the hallway floor, causing his whole body to crumple up and release in a slinky like motion. As he landed on the ground he heard Luna shouting through the door.
"HEY, GET BACK HERE YOU WHELP," Luna shouted. The door was then slammed open, and Discord smirked as he witnessed a fuming Luna stare daggers at him, the playful smirk on her face betraying her intentions.
"Well I suppose you won the game fair an- WHATS THAT OVER THERE," Discord shouted, pointing behind Luna who , to her credit, stared at him unflinching. Then a giant explosion went off behind her. She whipped her head around to see an actual firework going off in the throne room.
"The servants will be livid," Luna said staring at the throne room. They where probably going to be woken up and then she would have to smooth things over with her sister, so that she wasn't killed... Then Luna realized her mistake and she spun her head around, only to see Discord half-way across the hallway flying as fast as his mismatched wings could carry him.
"THAT WAS CHEAP," Luna shouted as she resumed her chase. Discord glanced back, only to see that Luna was gaining on him, fast.
Discord thought for a moment, but only a moment, before he raised his hand and snapped his fingers. All of a sudden Luna's eyes dilated as she witnessed cupcakes, cabbages, and watermelons all being flung directly at her. She twisted her body, spinning around to dodge out of the way of the obstacles before she lit up her horn and a brilliant light surrounded her.
Splat
Discord turned around, seeing a hallway that was now decorated with food, and had a very distinct lack of blue moon princesses.
"Luna?" Discord asked, confusion in his voice as his eyes scanned across the hallway. Maybe she was hit by a watermelon and was sent flying all the way into the throne room? Weirder things had happened.
Before Discord had a chance to investigate further he heard a pop behind him. Making a quick turn around, he witnessed a blue blur tackle him from behind. He was sent forward through the air before swiftly slamming on the ground. As he looked up, he saw that he was now pinned below Luna.
"HUZZAH," Luna shouted looking down at Discord, "We have the High Ground Now."
Discord rolled his eyes, seemingly unimpressed with Luna's surprise attack.
"I would give you a slow clap if I wasn't-"Discord looked around Luna "-pinned to the ground"
"What goes around comes around," Luna said with a confident grin on her face, that would have looked smug, if she wasn't so disheveled from the chase.
"Let me guess," Discord said, looking up at Luna with a smirk, "Teleportation"
Luna smiled brightly at Discord, "Of course, Starswirl taught it too us, and now I may best you"
"You know I can just snap my fingers and teleport far away from here, right?"
"Let us have this".
Discord sighed and rolled his eyes, "Fine".
Discord watched as Luna raised her hoof and began to bring it down on him.
"Tag Y-"
"LUNA"
Luna immediately jumped off of Discord and landed right beside him. With a quick glance upwards she saw Celestia, her hoofs covered in cupcake batter and watermelon bits, her regal hair now contained bits of green cabbage.
"Sister I-"
"My room. Now," Celestia said before she turned around and, taking flight, barely hovered over the food decorated hallways.
Luna gawked at her sister, watching as she hovered away from her. Discord picked himself up and leaned over to Luna.
"Your in trouble~" he said.
Celestia snapped her head around to stare directly at Discord. Her fiery gaze pierced through Discord and directly into his soul. Discord's soul, not being a push-over, stared back.
Discord's soul blinked.
Discord flinched as he looked away from Celestia, and began to look back over to Luna. A tiny amount of fear in his eyes.
"Good Luck," He said before snapping his fingers and teleporting away.
Celestia turned her head back around and began to continue flying through the hallway. Luna took flight and began to follow Celestia, flying right behind her. Luna kept her head held down, a deep frown present on her face.
"I'm doomed," Luna said.