I told ya this would be out soon!
The night was pretty uneventfull for Eddie, sure the white one fantied (who he later found out to be Rarity) but that was about it. They did have a party, but no beer was there but Eddie enjoyed it none the less. But most of the party was just the ponies asking him questions such as....
"What are you?"
"What are those things on your back?"
"What did you do before coming here?"
"What is a Rodie?"
"Why is Geneirc working on this chapter so soon?" All the ponies looked at Pinkie with a "What the fuck man?" type of face.
"I don't know." Eddie replied "I guess he just got a brust of ambition all of the sudden."
"Yeah that is what I thought to." Pinkie replied
"Ooookay." Twilight said
"Well ah gotta apoligize fer knockin ya out Eddie." The orange pony said(who he found out was Applejack)
"Think nothing of it, just like Slenderman. Just don't think about it." The ponies however had become used to his random references to his world. The party continued, they asked him questions about where he was from, he asked questions about the world here, and him and Pinkie gave the 4th wall a severe beating. But finally the party came to a close, and he still needed to find a place to stay.
"Hey um guys." Eddie said "Do any of you know where I could find a place to crash?"
"Oh darling" Rarity said a plan forming in her head "I have an extra room at my home."
"Oh well thank you very much Rarity." They said their goodbyes and Eddie and Rarity headed to her house.
Twilight sat alone and watched the retreating forms of Rarity and Eddie, she didn't exactly trust him fully, for when she asked him what he was he hesitated for a second then told her he was a human. He was hiding something, that much was obvious, but what scared her the most was the look in Rarity's eye when she invited him to stay with her. Something bad was about to go down she could already tell. The rest of the night was a haze for she was wondering what Eddie could be hiding, Soon she found herself in her bed about to fall alseep, of course she didn't fall asleep, she was to busy thinking about Eddie and what that look in Rarity's eye was. Soon it was daybreak and she rushed over to Rarity's to get some answers. What she saw was deifinitly not what she was expecting. She saw Eddie in a rather styish tux pure black with a red bowtie, he seemed to notice her and he said....
"Oh god why."
Woundn't you hate me for ending it here?
It had been an hour since one of the most tramitizing nights of Eddie's life. She made him try on SOOOO MANY SUITS! and not the cool kind like in the movies, like the kind that were really tight and stupid. Eddie slowly rocked himself in the dark corner he had hidden in, he had finally gotten his old clothes back from the evil white one,and he ran and hid in a random house, it looked like no one was home so he jumped at the chance to hide. The house wasn't to special but there was a musical instriment, Eddie wasn't sure what it was but he thought it was a lyre. Normally he wouldn't be hiding but both of his axe's are still at Rarity's and he did not want to go there any time soon. he still rememberd his epic escape from the white one's lair. Twilight came in and looked shocked at Eddie being in a tux. Eddie then said "Oh god why." Then Twilight went and had a talk with Rairity though he couldn't hear what they were saying, he then found his clothes and he quickly changed into them. Rairity and Twilight then came down the stairs, Rarity with a horrible look on her face. Eddie then yelled....
"FUCK THIS SHIT!" And dove through the window and ran to the empty house he now resides in. At least he thought it was empty. He started to feel as if someone or something was watching him. He slowly turned to the left fearing Rarity was back to force him into another suit, but what he saw was much, much worse. He saw a mint green unicorn(He learned about the three types of ponies back at the party) staring at him with a creepy smile.
"Hi." Eddie said
"I knew humans exsisted I just knew it!" The crazy unicorn shouted
"Now come here, I wanna borrow one of your hands." The unicorn said
"Oh god why" Eddie whimperd
Hey I know this is not a thousand words, and I know I didn't let my Editor read through it( partly becouse I am new here and have no idea how things work) but remember the more you comment the more ambition I get to write! So punch all the dolphins you see, and eat all the muffins you make!