//------------------------------// // Your Royal Highness // Story: Total Burnout // by Riften //------------------------------// "You know the more you talk about it the harder it is to believe, seeing how your always asleep in trees, or random clouds." I don't ever remember seeing any guest rooms when I was snooping around, I wounder where I'll be sleeping here? "Oh and hey, I never saw any guest rooms or anything, not even like a couch or something. Any idea of where I might be able to sleep? Im kinda worn out from todays whole interrogation." "Where could you sleep...Im thinking the question is more where do you want to sleep? Hehe, all you have to do is ask." Ooooh shit, I know where this is going. As long as I don't mess this up I have a feeling I wont be alone tonight. "Well, as long as you're asking. Id be more than happy to sleep right here, shame all that extra room is going to be wasted on me alone." I've been here for a day and a half and im already being invited into the bed of a celebrity, why couldn't this happen when I was normal? Ah whatever I'll take it. "Who said anything about you being here alone? You've got a fire in you kid, no pun intended. And I Love It. So come on, why don't you show me a little bit of that burning passion you had when came he-" "BURNING VISITOR FROM THE SKY, YOU HATH BEEN SUMMONED TO THE ROYAL COURT BY THE DECREE OF THE PRINCESSES! MAKE HASTE HERE IMMEDIATELY!" "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! AGH MY EARS!" That sounded like Luna, why the hell would am I being summoned right now?! This world's got a love hate thing going with me right now, not sure if it's against me or not. "I can barely hear ya dude! That shout sounded way to familiar though! I sounded like Princess Luna, she has a very, uh distinctive voice." I knew I recognized that voice, all this princess stuff is going to have to wait, i've got my own businesses to be attending. "Anyway...Where were we Burns? I think It was just about here..." Slowly the the rainbow maned pegasus moved her way onto the plush cloud bed, every movement became a show of desire. She layed on the end beckoning the fiery visitor to join her. "Come on, what are you waiting for? Im practically begging for ya' at this point." The words brought a smile to his face as he moved closer to the end of the bed where she waited. He knelt down by her head and looked into her crimson eyes. "Tonight, you're all mi-" "DO NOT IGNORE OUR CALLS OUTSIDER! WE DEMAND TO SEE YOU THIS INSTANT! IF YOU REMAIN IN-COMPLIANT YOU WILL BE BROUGHT HERE NOT OF YOUR OWN WILL!" "Son-of-a-bitch! Really!? Can I not have a moment here to do this?! I know you bastards can hear me!" "WE KNOW NOT OF THIS BASTARDS YOU SPEAK OF, BUT NO! YOUR PRESENCE IS REQUIRED IMMEDIATELY! YOU MAY FINISH YOUR RUTTING ANOTHER OTHER TIME!" "What?! YOU'RE WATCHING THIS?! What the hell is wrong with you?! No! Piss off! Im not having an audience with some pervy ass princesses!" I mean what the hell? Seriously! The moment im about to score here I get interrupted by some peeping omnipotent asshole. "Ugh, Burns I think you just need to do as she says. Besides, you are living here after all. We'll get plenty of other chances to finish tonight." Hehe she does have a point. Might as well finish this stupid meeting now, get the last of these freaking interrogations over with. Hopefully. "Bah, fine. Just poof me there or somethin. I don't have the slightest clue of how to get to the royal palace." Well at least im going to be in a castle, at least that will be cool. Gonna have yell at the princesses for watching us like that, I mean like seriously? Who the hell does that? "DO NOT MOVE, THOU ART BEING LOCKED ONTO WITH A LONG RANGE TELEPORTATION SPELL! ANY MOVEMENTS WHAT-SO-EVER MAY CAUSE YOU TO ARRIVE IN MORE THAN ONE PIECES!" "Ohmygod!" Don't move. Don't move. Don't even blink. This is the hardest thing i've ever had to do. I can't tell if she's joking with that don't move or it'll kill you thing. Does sweating count as moving? Because if it does im going to die. *FLPOOOOOSH(Teleport noise)* "Am I dead? Or was that me teleporting? I can't tell everything's really white." I think I may be blind now, there was a noise, a flash and now I cant see. "Rainbow you still here?" No one's answering me, might as well start groping around in the whiteness. "Wow. What is this? What am I feeling? It's soft and flowing....Im touching a princess aren't I?" "Hahaha, yes you are my little pony. And I believe the guards would appreciate it if you let go of my sisters tail." Oh crap, I can kinda see now. Theres about four or five guards pointing magic at me. Magic dosn't sound fun. Im going to go ahead and back away now. "Oh, oh, OH! Sorry there Princess. Was kinda blind there for a sec. What's up with the blindness?" "The temporary blindness is just a small effect of the long range teleportation spell, as you can now see it is already passed from you. Strange, it usually takes a good hour for that effect to wear off." An hour? That was gone in like ten seconds? "Uh yeah, strange. Now would you please explain to me why you two were watching me? I was kinda in the middle of something uh, kinda important." "I do apologize for my sister, she's still adjusting to this time. She hasn't quite worked out the whole privacy thing yet. Also, whatever was going on I promise I did not watch. Luna, I do believe you need to apologize for peeping in on our new friend here." "Yes, I do apologize for my rude intrusion on you actions. But your presence was required here and it couldn't wait for you two to finish your relations." Jesus lady, really? Do you not have a sense of privacy? "Luna please! You need to develop a sense of privacy! We were in no rush to have this meeting. But, your here now. Guards, would you please leave us alone. This is something I wish to discuss privately with the survivor." Survivor? What the hell's that supposed to mean? "Im sorry, survivor? What do you mean by that?" "Mr.Burnout" I shouldn't be surprised she knows my name. "We know what you are, you are the first of your kind to show up in a century." First of my kind....Oh no, she cant mean human can she? How could she? Oh, thats right. Omnipotency and all that. But still damnit. Authors Note: HA double cliffhanger. Anyway one more part this week, school starts next week so updates will slow down just a bit. RIFTEN OOOOOOUT.