Ponyween!!! The Scariest celebration of all time that all the little children look forward to, at this time of the year, kids are wearing scary costumes to scare adults. They go treat or tricking in the cold streets of Ponyville and end up having a type 2 diabetes because of all the sugary shits they eat that night.
Sugary shits they must eat in no time, otherwise, Christopher lee will toss them in the fireplace (Dentist bastard). Everypony loves Ponyween but one wicked boy.
Why is he mad at Ponyween ? Perhaps he was not allowed to eat sweets, or maybe his bitch of a sister told him he was so ugly that the necessity of a mask for him was none. Perhaps he was left alone in a haunted mansion, or a child-eating clown tried to molest him, shit I do not know! Anyway, this child's name is Spike Drake, and he doesn't know it yet, but he's going to live one hell of a Ponyween thanks to a very spooky tree.
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Close up on the Apple barn when suddenly Big Mac opened the door disguised as Timberwolf with Applejack by his side.
Ponies and Griffins of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?
Come with us and you will see
This, our town of Ponyween
Then Applebloom came out of the house disguised as a sexy Ponyween Jack-o'-lantern.
This is Ponyween, this is Ponyween
Pumpkins scream in the dead of night
''APPLE BLOOM!'' Applejack shouted.
''What!''
Granny Smith dressed as a clown with a black face pushed Apple Bloom out of her way and walked toward the central square of Ponyville.
This is Ponyween, everybody makes a scene
Trick or apples till the neighbors gonna die of fright
It's our town, everybody scream
In this town of Ponyween
All the inhabitants were decorating their houses in one thousand horrifying ways. Rumble, now dressed as a zombie cop, was doing the same thing but with stolen pieces of evidence from his work,
I am the one putting you in jail
Big black gun and stick going red
While at Button's mom's house, his mother was putting on her sexy nun's costume while Button was playing Dead by Daylight,
I am the one hiding in your mom's basement
Fingers tasting Doritos and Mountain Dew in my mouth
This is Ponyween, this is Ponyween
Rarity now disguised as a succubus, just like her sister, closed her shop and walked towards the square so that everyone can admire her beauty,
Ponyween! Ponyween!Ponyween!Ponyween!
In this town we call home
Everyone hail to my beautiful face
But on the square, Mayor Mare shouted at the workers so that the preparations go faster,
In this town, don't we love it now?
Everybody's waiting for the next election
Round that corner, Discord hiding in the trash can
Something's waiting now to pounce, and how you'll...
Two discord and the smooze came out of the trash can
Scream! This is Halloween
Red 'n' black, slimy green
Aren't you scared?
Flim and Flam arrive in town with new shits for sale,
Well, that's just fine
Say it once, say it twice
Take a chance and roll the dice
Ride with the moon while we take your bits
Iron Bull, just as he usual, screamed,
Everybody weak, everybody weak
Bulk Bicep joined him,
In our town of Ponyween! YEAHHHH!!!
Then a clown armed a frying pan looked at the camera with a disgusting grin,
I am the clown with the big pan
Here in a flash and gone with your sweets
Derpy disguised as a muffin looked at herself in a puddle,
I am the "muffin" when you call, "Muffin time"
When it's time, I am the muffin
The camera turned to the moon and a shadow appeared,
I am the shadow on the moon at night
Crying every night because I have no friends
This is Ponyween, this is Ponyween
Ponyween! Ponyween! Ponyween! Ponyween!
Ponyween! Ponyween!
The Cake twins were carving pumpkins, Pumpkin was making a scary face while Pound was drawing a penis in the pumpkin's flesh,
Sugar sweet everywhere
Life's no fun without a good,
Pound interrupted his sister,
PENIS
Mr. Cake laughed at the stupidity of his son,
That's our job, we're just so sweet
But his wife took her rolling pin to hit him,
In our town of Ponyween
Twilight, disguised as a sexy witch greeted the crowd,
In this town. Don't we love me now?
Everybody's waiting for the next scream queen
The rest of the Mane 6 pulled a wooden horse mounted by a sexy scarecrow, Pinkie was dressed as a sexy harlequin. Rainbow was dressed as a sexy zombie Wonderbolt and Fluttershy was dressed as a sexy rabbit.
Sunlight Celestia might hug you in the back
And kiss like a killer queen
Make you feel good in your skin
This is Ponyween, everybody scream
Wont' ya please make way for a very special girl
Our princess Celestia is queen of the sunlight
Everyone hail to the scream queen now!
The sexy scarecrow began to dance and then flew into the sky, pulling her clothes out.
This is Ponyween, this is Ponyween,
Ponyween! Ponyween! Ponyween! Ponyween!
Pipsqueak disguised as a pirate looked up at the sky while being cuddled by a crying Luna because no one gives a fuck about her,
In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the scream queen
Celestia then descended from heaven disguised as a ultra sexy witch and greeted her people,
La la la la-la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la dat ass laaaaaaaa
Everypony were applauding the princess when Spike suddenly opened the window of his kitchen and shouted,
''SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'm trying to watch a fucking movie here!!!''
Everypony seemed shocked by Spike's reaction but Celestia ignored him and yelled, using her royal voice, ''COME WITH ME CITIZENS OF PONYVILLE! COME WITH ME TO MY CASTLE TO CELEBRATE PONYWEEN!''
''YEAAAAAHHHHH!'' The crowd cheered their beloved princess and all went to her castle for the party.
Meanwhile, Spike was watching Ponyween of Cohn Jarpenter, alone in the dark with as sole companion seven boxes of chocolate liquor, ''Ah Maurie! I wish I was you so Licheal could kill me, ending my shitty life once and for all!''
Spike took a box of chocolate, opened it, took one chocolate, crunched the tip and drank the liquor inside "Hmm! That the stuff! I think I'll have another!''
Seven boxes later
Burp ''I remember that one night when I, ''burp,'' When I replaced Santa Claus because,'' burp, '' Because I wanted an ice cream and...Are you listening to me, Micheal? Licheal?'' Spike did not realize that his television was no longer there, earlier in the evening, he had thrown it through the window, the cause, his immense sadness ... or the fact that he is now completely drunk.
'' Sniff'' Never like that movie anyway!'' Sniff ''I need to walk far away from myself! But first a drink!''
Spike crawled to the kitchen, opened a fresh box of chocolate liquor, put its contents in a blender and poured half a bottle of vodka in it.
''Vodka makes things easier,'' Burp ''But wait a second ... Today's Ponyween! I'' Burp ''need a costume!''
Spike made himself a pointy hat with a pizza box that was lying on his table, he put it on his head then cut two holes in a white tablecloth, and then put it all on him.
"Watch out!'' Burp ''I'm a terrible ghost." Spike took a sip of his drink without even bothering to remove the sheet.
"Burp" Now Spike, the night is waiting for you! Spike passes in front of a miroir without taking a look at his costume, then he stopped back And saw how political incorrect his costume is, ''Alright! Forget the costume! I'll go full metal myself!'' Spike removed his costume and came out of his house without even closing the door and started walking alone in the cold streets of Ponyville. He continued on his way, drinking all of his mixture without even realizing that he left the village to plunge himself into Everfree Forest.
Spike stop walking to finish his drink, ''Gloup, gloup gloup,'' Once done, he looked inside the container and says with a sad voice, '' Now I'm all alone, even the booze left me!''
He threw his empty drink on the ground, then looked around and realized he was in the most cursed forest of all time, the night of Ponyween, '' SCOREEEEEEE!!!''
Spike stood still then his belly began to gurgle, '' Oh, Why did I '' burp'' why did I mix vodka and chocolates?!'' Spike abstained himself from shitting in his pants. He began to run in the hope of finding the WC for humans because everybody knows that nature is the WC of animals.
''SHIT SHIT SHIT ARGHHHHH!!!'' Spike banged himself against a tree, '' WHO PUT A TREE THERE?!'' Spike stood up and saw that the tree had a pumpkin-shaped door with a sad smile instead of a happy grin. At first, Spike was confused, then he looked around him and saw that the other trees had doors under the shape of celebrations symbols like eggs, a heart, and a beer mug with a strange, cubic mustache.
"Burp" "I don't know who's the guy responsible for this, but he has some time to lose"
Spike looked at the pumpkin door and a diabolical grin appeared on his face. He opened the door, lowered his pants and sat down on the edge, ''Trick or,''Hardly he had his ass on the edge, the tree sucked Spike inside it, '' THREAAAAATTTTS!!!''
The door then closed as if nothing had happened.
''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!'' Spike was falling into some kind of endless well , but every thing has an end and Spike crashed into a pumpkin field.
''OUUUCHHHH! Man those pumpkins are weak as...oh forget it, these are skulls, human skulls!'' Spike got up with difficulty and discovered the new world around him. Everything was dark, ravaged, destroyed, charred, a true nightmare.
A true nightmare which amazed Spike,
What's this? What's this?
There's darkness everywhere
What's this?
What's t...Oh no forget it, it's just a shitty version of Ponyville! Well, at least I'm not in New-Jersey, end of the song, folks!''
Spike went to the dark village, And went future in his analyses, "Fuck even Ponyville can't beat a good old economic crisis!'' He continued wandering the village, making more and more horrifying discoveries, '' No, it can't be! The cake finally burned their shop for the insurance money! I LOVED THEIR CHOCOLATE GEMSED CROISSANTS! YOU SON OF A BITCH! WHY WHYYYY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!'' Spike cried all the tears of his body when suddenly he heard music coming from Celestia's castle.
HE DID A MASH! HE DID A...MASH
''Wait a sec...I know this music...THOSE BASTARD ARE LISTENING TO MY FAVORITE SONG WITHOUT ME! UNACCEPTABLE!!!'' Spike picked up a piece of wood that was lying on the floor, wrapped his shirt around it and lit it with a stone, creating a torch.
''Those punks are going to answer to me!'' He looked at the castle, which was darker and twisted than usual, "Yep, I can almost hear the old, evil music and the thunder striking the tip of the castle. Well, time to go!''
And so Spike went to the castle in search of answers, but little did he not know that the answers he would receive weren't those he hoped for.