Shang Tsung raised his leg and kicked Shao Kahn down, causing him to yell in pain.
“Shang Tsung wins!” The Announcer said.
“Booya! I am the supreme Mortal Kombat champ! I can’t wait to call my parents and tell-” Tsung stops talking as he realizes that he’s back on the arcade ladder. “-wait, what’s going on? Why am I back at the bracket!? I won! There’s nobody else to fight!” Pinkie Pie then appears on the other side laughing. “Are you kidding me!?” Tsung said in anger and confusion that he was about to fight a pink pony..
“Hey Tsung! It’s great to meet you!” Pinkie cheered. “Hey Tsung, guess what?”
“What?”
“Griffon butt!” Pinkie then continues to laugh while Tsung groans in annoyance.
“Fantastic.” Tsung said sarcastically. The screen turns black and opens up in an area surrounded by acid and hanging hooks.
“ROUND 1, FIGHT!” The Announcer says.
“Ooooo. I really like what you’ve done with the place, I’m really ‘hooked.’” Pinkie giggles at her pun.
“Be quiet! We’re fighting now!”
“No we’re not! We’re talking.”
“Well we’re- we’re- we’re about to be fighting.”
“Why?”
“Because it’s a fighting tournament.”
“Why?”
“Because I- ‘stutters’ You know what? Whatever this! You’re going down!” Tsaung then turns into Kitana and uses a fan attack, sending sound waves towards Pinkie… but it does nothing.
“Wow! Nice moves. I’m really a ‘fan’ of your work.” Pinkie giggles and Tsung groans. Tsung morphs into Scorpion.
“GET OVER HERE!” Tsung said as he threw a spear at Pinkie, but it goes over her instead.
“Ha ha, missed! Hey! Try mine! SHOOT OVER HERE!” Pinkie pulls out her party cannon and blasts Tsung.
“OW!” Tsung was getting rather peeved. He teleported behind Pinkie.
“Oooh, cool trick!” Pinkie’s tail starts shaking. “Uh oh! Twitchy tail!”
“Twitchy tail!? What does that mean!?” Tsung asked angrily. He got his answer when a boulder fell from the ceiling, knocking him back to the other side of the stage. “I can’t believe I’m losing to a pony!” Tsung turns into Reptile.
“Hmmm, I like you better in yellow.” Tsung groans in response and turns into Sub-Zero. “How embarrassing. You guys all wear the same suit.” Pinkie laughs at her comment as Tsung shot an ice ball at Pinkie trapping her in ice. “Ah come on man! That’s cold!”
Tsung groans at the joke. “That’s the worst joke I ever heard!” Pinkie breaks free from her ice prison.
“Hey! Bad jokes are how I roll!” Pinkie begins to spin in a ball and rolls into Tsung knocking him down.
“Toasty! Ha ha ha ha!” Spike said as he appeared on the bottom left corner.
“Grrr. That’s it! I’m not losing to this little mule!” Tsung turns back into Scorpion and throws the spear at Pinkie again. “GET OVER HERE!” Pinkie jumps over it.
“Oooo! Is it time to start throwing things?” Pinkie throws french fries at Tsung. “French Fries!” Tsung jumps over it.
“GET OVER HERE!” Pinkie dodges again.
“Plate of spaghetti!” Tsung jumps over it.
“I said, GET OVER HERE!!!” Pinkie dodges again.
“And I said, banana peel!” Pinkie throws a banana peel and Tsung jumps, but he lands on the peel and slips. Tsung is now dizzy.
“Finish Him!” The Announcer said.
“Huh?” Pinkie asked.
“Finish Him!” The Announcer repeated.
“He’s finished? I would have guessed dutched.”
“Oh for crying out loud! No, I mean you should finish him off.”
“Why would I do that? He’s a pretty cool guy. Plus, I like his dance moves too much!” A disco ball appears. “Everypony do the Scorpion, yeah yeah yeah! Everypony do the Scorpion, yeah yeah yeah!” The disco ball disappears.
“Just stop singing, & FINISH HIM!!!”
“Okay okay!” The background darkens and Pinkie pulls out a bag of mentos. She throws 3 of them into Tsungs mouth and then pulled out a hose, spraying diet cola into Tsungs mouth. He begins to inflate until he finally explodes and his remains fall into the acid.
“I can’t believe I’m saying this. Pinkie Pie wins!”
“YAY! What do I win? I’d like a cupcake!” The disco ball returns as Pinkie continued to dance. “Everypony do the Scorpion, yeah yeah yeah! Everypony do the Scorpion, yeah yeah yeah!” The Announcer sighs.