"When you live forever, six years is nothing, when you live life over and over again, six years is forever"--Tenebrae
"HAPPY SIXTH BIRTHDAY STARLIGHT QUILL!"
"Thank you everypony. this is the best birthday ever!"
Welcome back void people. As you can see my reincarnation, Starlight (still hate that name), is presently having her sixth birthday so it is time for that recap I promised you. First some good news, I may not have to spend eight more stupid years in this void. You see normally I would have had to wait till my reincarnation hit 13 or so, puberty in other words, to start the merge. Till the merge I'm just trapped in the back of her mind. One of the few perks of being a pony it seems is that puberty works differently due to the cutie mark (hate this name more). With ponies your coming of age is based on this ... mark and not a physical period. The only problem I see is that to get your mark you must find your specially talent, which in her case is me, but she has to get her mark before I can come out. The only way she can use her power without me coming out is if she is in mortal danger; you can see the problem.
In other news over the last six years we were born and lived Manehaten, were nothing really happened. A few months ago we moved to Ponyville, in the magic land of Horrible Horse Puns, I mean Equestria. I have learned four interesting thing about this world over the last six years. One, that there are three types of ponies, earth, pegasus, and unicorn. Earth ponies, with is what we are, do not have wings or do magic; well not normally (I can't wait to see the looks on those ponies faces when the merge starts). Pegasus ponies have wings and fly, they can also control weather and stand on clouds because the laws of nature apparently stopped giving a damn. Then there are unicorns who perform magic from their horn. Two, like I said with the pegasus, nature has become a lazy bum. Plants don't grow, clouds don't move, and animal don't care for themselves. These pony do everything. The first thing we are doing after the merge is getting nature to do its job! Three, this kingdom is literally ruled by goddess of the Sun and Moon; so it is a divine dictatorship ... fun. Four, --
"You having fuuun Starlight!"
"You bet Pinkie Pie."
disturbingly cheerful things live here. Pinkie pie is actually more disturbing than most. If her bright pink coat and mane, perpetual cheerfulness, and a level of hyperness that would put sugar high little kids to shame was not bad enough she also dose this thing were it fells like she is staring straight at me -- not Starlight, me! The first time she did this was when we first moved to Ponyville. She decided that the best way to make us fell welcome was to break into our new house, put up decorations, and invite the whole town to surprise us. She obvious does not understand the finer points of private property. Our parents did not seem to mind for some bizarre reason, so the party went on. At some point during the party, I don't remember when or why, Starlight stared to talk to Pinkie about her lack of a cutie mark. Pinkie stared straight through Starlight, at me and said
'Don't worry, she's in there'
'Don't you mean it?' Starlight replied
Pinkie just smiled and bounced, literally bounced, off leaving Starlight very confused and me very disturbed, and she has been disturbing me ever since.
"Time for cake everypony."
It seems that our mother is bringing out the cake. Now that I think of it you void people may not be able to see what is going on. Ink Quill, our mother, is a tall mare with a dark blue coat, (which Starlight has be lucky enough to inherit), green eyes, and a red mane; her cutie mark, ironically, is a quill pen and ink jar. she is a writer, as you may have guessed; she is a fiction writer to be exact; always liked fiction writers even if I do make fun of the ones that write about me. As far as my reincarnation herself, she has silver mane and gold eyes.
"Thanks Mrs. Quill for the cake."
"Your welcome, Applebloom."
Starlight really thinking that? A cake eat cutie mark? Are you really going to--
"Have you guys ever tried for a cake eating cutie mark?"
Why do I ask.
"That's a great idea Starlight!"
"CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS CAKE EATERS GO!"
O well, she is a nice kid, helps other ponies, is nice to her mother, good to her friends, and writes bad fanfiction, mostly based on her mother's stories. It's good she is nice, I've had some really bad reincarnations including one where...well lets just say it ended with me burning the capital of a small kingdom to the ground. ... I just hope the merge goes OK. I hope it won't be so bad this time.
"Don't worry everthing will be all right"
"What are you talking about, Pinkie?"
"Nothing Twi."
Stop doing that Pinkie!