“Welcome back! For those of you who are wondering who’s in the lead, you haven’t seen our player roster yet.” Light said as he pointed to FlashTruth who was on the stage himself. “Well, I’ll be helping him with this next game which is film noir scene. Basically we both act out a ridiculous film noir scene. Now Flash, after this we will not be picking our own scenes, so where is an unlikely place for a film noir scene?”
Flash thought about it. “Sugarcube corner!” He said with confidence.
“Alright, I’ll start since those shades already make you fit the part.” Light said with a grin.
Some classical music started playing as Light addressed the audience, trying to act smooth. “Finally, after three years of searching, I found him. It was hard to find him, but then again, the rainbow clown wig was hard to miss. I didn’t want to tip him off, so I played it cool.”
Light then walked up to Flash and gave a fake smile. “Hey, is this a cake shop?”
“Who’s asking?” Flash asked in a graveling voice.
“My name is Sweet Tooth. Does that ring any bells?” Light asked calmly.
“Ya, you just did want you walked in and swung the door open,” He said will he pointed upwards like there was a bell over the door.
Light paused for a second before turning to the crowd. “I had no clue if he was just playing with me, or if he just didn’t remember my name.” He then turned back to Flash.
“So.. Do you want me to make you lose yours?” Flash character threatened while punching his own hove.
Light then turned to the crowd again. “Either that, or he doesn’t know how this game works, and that we’re supposed to be talking to the audience like nopony in the scene is there. Either way, I’ve gotta get him to start talking to you folks.”
Light then turned to Flash and yelled at him. “Don’t play dumb. Don’t you remember what happened three years ago?!?”
Flash walked forward. “I remember what happened 3 years ago. He was there, and he took the last cupcake.” He looked down. “I really wanted that cupcake.” He looked up. “It was CHOCOLATE!” He yelled out before walking back to Light.
Light had to hide a smile as he tried to look serious. “I’ve hunted you through four countries and two generations of MLP, and I’m also sick of the word Darling.”
“Well, I’m sorry DARLING!” Flash finished with a girly voice. “But I’m afraid that your next dessert is going to be a DEATH-by-chocolate.” He said will acting like he was holding a cake or a pie.
Light back up a little defensively, then turned to the crowd. “He was deranged, crazy, and had no reason working where he could be a danger to others. I’m guessing Pinkie Pie hired him. I knew that It was now or never. It was time for him to get his just deserts! Pun intended!”
Light then turned back to Flash and acted like he placed something on the counter. “Here’s the cupcake back. I’m allergic to chocolate.”
Flash rolled his eyes. “You forgot interest and inflation.” Flash walked forward to the crowd. “According to Pinkie Pie’s tax math, interest = 1.1X and inflation = 1.5X.”
Light then turn to the crowd. “I don’t know what he is talking about. I mean, we used to be friends with other ponies who knew each other, but I wouldn’t say I was interested in him. As for the other thing, I only have one idea of what he means.”
Light turned back to Flash and pretended to blow up a balloon and twist it around a bit. He sat it down in front of Flash and smiled. “A dog.” He said cheerfully.
“YE!” Flash jumped back scared. “Aaaaa... He’s eating my face!” He said will acting like the balloon dog was licking his face.
“Now, I know that you are wondering why I was the one looking for you, and not the other way around.” Light started to say.
“Because you know.. the Truth!?” Flash asked.
“It’s because I’m sick, and don’t know how long I’m going to live. I came to settle my debt.” Light told him. “And I plan to talk to you until you do something interesting.”
“How about this of interesting.” Flash sprang upwards and flipped his coat from its orange side to its black side. “You thought you were talking to your old friend, but it was I, a changeling!”. Flash told Light before moving forward and started talking to the crowd. “I clearly had no clue of were his friend was, or why his friend kept shipping Light with every mare in the town.”
“W… what are you going to do to me?” Light asked nervously.
“Oh.. I'm gonna make you talk.” Flash said will acting like he was taking out a feather duster.
Light turned back to the crowd. “I lied about my illness, namely because if it was real I’d lose the E rating. I was backed into a corner, and had to act fast!”
Light then turned to Flash and yelled. “You have taken my friend. Now, YOU MUST PIE!!!” Light grabbed an imaginary pie and threw it at him.
“NO!” Flash yelled out. “Look at what you have done! I’m melting, melting, oh what a world, what a world.” He said will slowly going down.
Light looked at him for a second and then turned back to the crowd. “I don’t know what he’s crying about. I missed.”
‘Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz’
Light helped Flash up as the Light went to the desk and Flash took his chair. “Hey Flash, do you think I’m doing a good job?”
“No.” Flash said. “But you should still get 1 billion Points.” He said as a joke.
Light gave a bright smile as he straightened up. “Alright! One billion points for me! That’s the fun of being the host. Now I’m in the lead!”
Flash was trying to think of a good joke. “You are... The prince… of games!” Flash said, trying to be funny.
Light gave a mischievous chuckle. “Please, I already acted on one idea, don’t encourage me. Alright, we will be back with some new players soon, don’t go anywhere!”