//------------------------------// // Intro/Scenes from a hat // Story: Hooves line is it anyway? // by Light Heart101 //------------------------------// The crowd cheered as a voice spoke out to the crowd. “Ladies and Gentlecolts, welcome to Hooves Line is it anyway! Let’s welcome out contestants… well, contestant... FlashTruth!” Flash gave a nervous smile as he adjusted his shades. “And I’m Light Heart, now let’s have some fun!”  The alicorn walked through the isle of the crowd and took his seat behind the desk. “Welcome to Hooves Live is it anyways, where everything is made up and the points don’t matter, just like G3. Look up some bronies reacting to that era of MLP, you’ll get a kick out of it. Now, let’s start this game off with our favorite game, Scenes from a hat! This is for all contestants… Flash, and until we get used to the games and get more players, I will be playing as well. The game is simple, even though we haven’t gotten requests yet, we will substitute with a few scenes we’ll make up on our own. We’ll basically come up with scenes that we will act out, starting with… Other teams Rainbow Dash may have joined.” Flash took the initiative and stepped forward.  “Welcome to the raggedy-ann fan-club.” Light walked forward and tried to look as short as possible, getting on his knees. “Welcome to the lollipop league.” Flash walked onto the stage.  “Hello, and welcome to B.A., ballerina anonymous!” He left the stage with a twirl. Light walked up and acted tough. “So, you wanna be a hell’s angel?” Flash walked onto the stage, putting his hoves into a heart.  “Welcome to the FlutterJack shippers!” Light chuckled a bit and came up with a new scene. “You know what? Ponies who don’t tend to get shipped.” Flash walked onto the stage with a grin.  “Hey!” He waved. “I’m random background pony number 47..." 'Bzzzzzzzzz' As soon as he said that Light walked onto the stage, stood there a moment, and walked off. FlashTruth did the same thing, then brought out FlashSentry, then all the other ponies and non-ponies from his home-town. Light sighed as he stepped forward, using an old accent. “I’m telling you, ever since grandpa died, Granny has been needing to get back into the dating game.” Flash walked onto the stage, acting like he was using a walker.  “Oh… AppleBloom, what you younging have for me?” “I think we were talking about the same pony.” Light said with a chuckle. “We are not taking this part out.” Flash ran back on the stage.  “A-YA! Any stallions?” he paused.  Silence. “any?” Flash walked onto the stage, acting like he was holding a baby.  “Oh after we had our pegasus colt and our unicorn daughter, nopony had ever dear to consider shipping us with somepony else.” He said, trying to imitate one of the Cakes. Light chuckled as he came up with another scene. “If other ponies were affected by poison joke.” Light stepped forward and looked up as if he was talking to a tall pony. “So Pipsqueak, tell me again why you look like Bulky Biceps?” Flash sat down and looked up.  “So… are you like… from MoonRacer? You know the country of the miss looking.”  *Bzzzzzzzzz*  Light gets a mischievous grin as he stepped forward. “Oh! You’re from Canada?” Flash walked back.  “So you became this after drinking the water in the U.S.!?” Light chuckled a bit. “Yes, we are in Equestria, and we are making real-world jokes, but we will not get political.”  “Derpy!?  What’s with your eyes?  Why are they straight?” Flash asked. Flash brought Light on the stage with him, then started to kneel and started to act like he was worshipping him.  “Oh, great unicorn, who ascended to a demi…” Light left the stage before he could finish. “And there is your one alicorn joke for the day.” Light said with a grin. “Failed talent show auditions.” Light said as he waited for the others to go first. “Look at me!  I can FLY!” Flash said before jumping in the air, flailing his hives around, before falling on to the ground Light grabs his water bottle from the desk and started levitating it in front of him, his horn clearly floating. “And look! The bottle is clearly floating in the air! Can you believe it?!?” As Light went back to his spot, he turned to Flash. “Hey, why don’t you come up with one? It’ll be fun.” “Ok..”  Flash said while thinking.  “Things you should never say to a dragon.” Flash made his back face the crowd.  “Can you please scratch my back?” Light walked forward. “Are you compensating for something?” Flash waved his hooves in front of him.  “Let me see if you have bad breath.” Light walked back forward. “Hold still and keep that breath going. I wanna make some smores.” “Things not to say in front of a changeling!”  Flash said while pretending to read a card. “my social security number is..”  Flash started to say ‘Bzzzzzzzz’ Light walked forward. “Hey, I made a bet that I could get a selfie with Luna, so can you just change into her for a few...” ‘Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz’ “You know.. My biggest fear is…”   ‘Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz’ Light walked up. “I’m telling you, they are the hottest ship, and love it.” As the crowd laughed, Light took a deep breath. “Okay, what Light Heart is thinking right now.” Light stepped forward. “Only two of us are playing. What am I thinking?” Light waited for Flash to step forward, but he didn’t do anything. “Okay… sooner or later other players need to throw out some answers for questions like that. I still need to get over one thousand words for the first chapter, so let's do one more... Okay, What Fluttershy does for a hobby.” “And I ship you with him, and this one with that one,”  Flash said will acting like he was holding a chart. Light stepped up and acted like he was speaking into a microphone. “And FlutterSmash is stepping onto the ropes and… OHHHH!!! She body-slammed her opponent and now has her in a headlock. This is wrestling at its prime!” Flash walked on the stage bobing his head, before singing the lyrics to Burn It to the Ground. The buzzer went off one more time, signifying the end of the game. “Alright, a thousand points for FlashTruth for actually showing up for the game. We are going to be accepting applications for new players until I edit this out of the story. In a few days, we’ll have another game between me and Flash, and after that, we’ll hopefully have another player or two by then. Come back for more!” Light yelled as the lights went out. “Okay, who forgot to pay the electric bill?”