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// Pinkie Pie in Street Fighter 
// Story: Pinkie Pie's Multiverse Adventures 
// by Tidal Wave2 
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The Street Fighter start screen was up and running, and when the character select screen appeared, two fighters were chosen: Ryu and Pinkie Pie.

“Japan!”  The announcer said.  Ryu and Pinkie were now on a boardwalk surrounded by boats filled with cheering fans.

“Come on Pinkie!  You can do it!”  Spike cheered from one of the boats.  Pinkie waved at him.

“Good luck Riyu!  I should warn you I’m a pink belt.  (Giggles)”

“Um, I hate to be ‘that guy’ but you said my name wrong.  It’s actually ‘Ryu’ not ‘Riyu.’”

“Oh that’s easy to remember, because it rhymes with ‘P.U.’”  Spike laughed at Pinkie’s comment.

“Talk is cheap.  The answer lies in the heart of battle.”  Ryu said as he got into his fighting stance.

“Round 1, FIGHT!”  Ryu uses his Hadouken attack and Pinkie jumped over it.

“Huh?  Did you just say ‘Hoboken’?”  Pinkie asked.

“Uh no.  HADOUKEN!”  Pinkie jumps over it again.

“Like Hoboken, New Jersey?”

“I did not say Hoboken, New Jersey.”  Ryu said as he pulled out a map of New Jersey.

“Oh okay!  Here check out my special move!  CUPCAKE!  CUPCAKE!”  Pinkie threw two cupcakes at Ryu, causing him to take 10% damage.

Ryu groans.  “Tatsumaki Senpukyaku!”  Ryu said as he performed a midair spin kick attack.  Pinkie rolled to the other side of the stage.

“(Laughs)  You say a lot of funny words Rayu!”  Pinkie said.

“Pinkie, he said his name was ‘Ryu’.”  Spike reminded her.

“Hey, knock-knock.”  Pinkie said as she got closer to Ryu.

“No.”

“Knock-knock!”

“We’re in a battle!  This is no time for jokes!”

“Knock-knock!”

“For the love of Pete, who’s there?”

“Riyu”

“(groans) Riyu who?”

“Riyu pronounced Ryu wrong.  (Giggles)”

“(Growls)  SHORYUKEN!  SHORYUKEN!”  Ryu said as Pinkie dodged by flipping.

“Huh?  What are you saying now?”

“SHORYUKEN!”

“Are you saying ‘sure you can’?”

“No.  I’m saying… Shoryuken!”

“Nuh-uh.  I think you’re saying ‘sure you can’.  Hey, hey Ray-you, can I date your brother?”

“Shoryuken!”

“Thanks!  I’ll be sure to treat him real nice. (Giggles)”

“(Growls Deeply)”

“Hey!  Can I have your cousin’s phone number?”

“Shoryuken!”

“Great!  (Giggles)  Hey, can I try to?"

“Shoryuken!”

“Okay.  Sure yu ken!”  Suddenly, Ken falls from the sky and lands on Ryu, knocking him out.

“Perfect!”

“Ha ha ha!  Get it?  Sure you ‘Ken’?”

“(Chuckles)  Who’s next?”

"Wow!  I really like your ‘Ken’ do spirit.”  Spike laughed

“YOU WIN!”