WB - “OMG Dash answer me! Just wait until you hear what I’ve seen.”
“It’s too frick to type this up, so answer me. I’ll tell you what I know.”
RD - “Wallflower Blush a calling? Wallflower Blush a calling. Wallflower Blush a calling? (answers her phone.) Hey!”
WB - “Oh my gosh, oh my gosh! So, at the end of last night’s party, did you see Flash?”
RD - “No I did not see Flash.”
WB - “Well, him and Micro got in a fight!”
RD - “Probably shouldn’t drink so much for a big boy.”
WB - “No! ‘Cause he hardly touched one drop!”
“Which means you can’t blame the alcohol.”
RD - “I knew that was alcohol!”
WB - “It was just so terrible, I don’t think I can relive it all!”
“But do you want me to tell you?”
RD - “Sure. Spit it out.”
WB - “You really want me to tell you?”
RD - “Yes. I said spit it out.”
WB - “It’s just... the whole house burned down! And it was all because of the author’s "intention" to get Flash and Micro to stop fighting.”
RD - “..."
"What? That literally made no sense.”
“The author?”
WB - “I’ll explain later. BRB.” (ends the call.)
***
“Pssssh... well that was, interesting. But also, hmmm...” Rainbow Dash opens up her phone’s contacts, looking up Rarity to tell her of what she’d just heard.
***
RD - “Hey, so you’ll never guess what I just heard.”
“First off, last night, did you see Flash?”
Rare - “No, I did not see Flash.”
RD - “Well apparently him and Micro got into a fight.”
Rare - “A fight? Flash probably shouldn’t smoke too much for a big boy.”
RD - “Right, but Flash wasn’t high, nor drunk. So you can’t blame anything. He just did it.
RD + Rare - “Oh boy.”
Rare - “And what else do you have to tell me?”
RD - “Well, So last night at the party, there was this fire.”
Rare - “Oh, how could I have forgotten about that.”
RD - “Yes well, according to Wallflower Blush, the author of this very story caused it.”
Rare - “..."
"The author?”
RD - “Meta I know.”
Rare - “This doesn’t make any sense.”
“For one, why would Flash get in a fight with Micro Chips? And second... this whole ‘author thing’ just sounds so weird.”
RD - “You’re telling me.”
“Listen, can’t talk longer. Have to be somewhere. See you later.” (ends the call.)
***
And that’s where the story ends right?
Well not entirely. You see, after Rainbow Dash told Rarity, she told Applejack about the whole incident. And Applejack immediately told Big Mac. And knowing the chatterbox he is, he told everyone in his Canterlot High’s Facebook group chat. And every single one of them told practically everyone at Crystal Prep. And then they told everyone from here to the next town over.
Before you know it, basically everyone in the know knows about what happened that Halloween night.
And it all started with Wallflower Blush, a phone call... and me.