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// Chapter 3 - Introductions 
// Story: The End of Time 
// by Leondude 
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Night eventually became day and Laeyoon awakened from his well deserved rest. He looked around the bedroom and noticed Doctor Whooves was still sound asleep on the other side of the room. He sensed that he had forgotten something, trying to remember what it was. He then had a sudden realization.

"Oh kriff, Jaesa!"

He didn't have enough time to put his clothes back on before belting out of the door and running back into the forest to fetch his apprentice. When he ran back towards the hut he and Jaesa were sleeping in, he saw Jaesa standing about surrounded by dead creatures of all sorts, most of them struck down by her lightsaber. Jaesa then noticed her master's nude form and can't help but be amused at how mediocre his physique was. While his legs were the kind most male sentients could only dream of, though given the amount of walking he does, that's barely a surprise, everything else was a disappointment in the mediocrity of it, especially his...lightsaber and thermal detonators, for lack of better words. She honestly thought his lightsaber was bigger when they first gave into their passion.

"Ah good, you're still alive," Laeyoon said, oblivious to how Jaesa was staring at him. He then inquired what Jaesa was looking at before noticing she was scanning him. He then looked down at his unmentionables and blushed ever so slightly.

"For the record, Jaesa, it's not actually that size," Laeyoon lied. "The only reason it looks smaller than it actually is is because of the cold weather on this planet. Yes, that's it. Besides, if it really was that size, you wouldn't have been satisfied with our first time together."

Laeyoon then noticed Whooves chasing after him.

"Ah thank goodness you're alri-oh my!"

"What do you mean 'oh my'?" Laeyoon inquired in an annoyed tone "Nearly everyone on this planet wears kriff all!"

Laeyoon then noticed Whooves studying Jaesa inquisitively, with Jaesa alternating between looking at Whooves and looking back at her master.

"Oh, yes, of course," Laeyoon said before gesturing his hands towards Whooves. "Where are my manners? Jaesa, this is Doctor Whooves. He's an inventor that specializes in things that are 'timey-wimey', for lack of better words."

Laeyoon then gestured towards Jaesa.

"Doctor Whooves, this is Jaesa," Laeyoon said. "She used to be associated with the Jedi Order, the enemy of the Sith, before realizing most of them were nothing more than holier-than-thou hypocrites. She also has the ability to sense other people's emotions and their true nature so try not to lie to her. Trust me, she nearly cut my choobies off when she found out I was still sleeping with Vette."

Laeyoon then noticed Whooves' attention was directed at the carnage Jaesa had inflicted on most of the creatures in the forest. Perhaps his exclamation of "oh my" was more to do with what Jaesa did.

"If you're wondering, Doctor," Laeyoon said, covering for his apprentice, "This had nothing to do with us. And if it did, it would have been out of self-defence."

While Laeyoon was fond of killing things, he took little pleasure in slaughtering wild animals. Though it was less of a moral thing and more that he got desensitized after killing so many things in self-defence. He, Jaesa and Whooves immediately walked back into Whooves' house so Laeyoon could put his clothes back on. After that, he took the good doctor's advice and entered the School of Friendship he was talking about. The school less like a school and more like a castle, with an emphasis on a violet colour scheme. Looking at it, Laeyoon decided that he prefered the Sith Academy on Korriban. As he entered inside the school, he noticed the corridor was filled with big columns. It would have reminded him of Korriban if it weren't for the fact that they were a bright violet in colour.

"Now where can I find this 'Redemption Class'?" Laeyoon asked, looking at Whooves' direction.

"Perhaps I can help you with that," a mysterious voice said. Laeyoon looked around to try and determine where that voice came from, only to come face-to-face with an abomination of mismatched body parts which had randomly spawned in front of him.

"Discord, Spirit of Chaos and formerly of Disharmony," the creature introduced itself, "My card." Discord flicked a card near Laeyoon's line of sight. Laeyoon caught the card and it looked like a sabacc playing card but with Discord as a symbol. As he stared at the card, he noticed Discord looking at him while stroking his beard.

"Do I know you?" both of them asked, before Discord made a log of wood spontaneously appear.

"Jinx touch wood no return!"

Both of them continued staring at one another inquisitively, then they both realized where they had seen each-other before: The Battle for Canterlot.

"Now I remember!" Discord announced. "You were one of those aliens tha-HUCK!"

But before Discord could finish his sentence, he felt a tight grip around his neck and noticed that he was floating slight off of the ground. He also noticed Laeyoon had one of his hands clenched into a fist.

"Hehehe," Laeyoon laughed. "May I have a moment with you in the nearest lavatory?"

Laeyoon then walked Discord over to the nearest lavatory, where he locked the door and released Discord from his grip.

"What are you doing here?!"

"What do you mean? I teach the Redemption Class," Discord said.

"What?!"

Discord then pulled out a megaphone from thin air and shouted directly into Laeyoon's ear. "I said I teach the Redemption Class!" If Laeyoon had his lightsaber, he would have plunged it directly into Discord's heart,  (wherever that was). On the other hand, he could have just simply strangled Discord with his bare hands. Both of those were good choices, Laeyoon thought. Both fortunately and unfortunately for him, Discord had proven himself a valuable asset with that tidbit of information, which meant he could no longer kill him until later on.

"Since you know who I am, Discord, I figured I would come here so I can integrate myself better with the inhabitants."

To Laeyoon's credit, that wasn't even a lie. After all, what good would enslaving the inhabitants be if he killed them all in a bout of cross-cultural conflict?

"Splendid! I'll see you in class! Make sure you bring an apple!"

As Discord suddenly disappeared out of thin air, Laeyoon could only place his head on the toilet door in exasperation.

"Chaos take me," he muttered.

"If you insist."

Laeyoon then noticed that Discord has made a black hole appear right above him, which immediately sucked him up.

"Where I come from, that's a figure of speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech!"

The black hole spat Laeyoon out onto a seat in what appeared to be a classroom, with a semi-circle of elevated rows surrounding a podium in the centre. Then it spat out an apple onto one of Laeyoon's horns as well. Sitting next to Laeyoon was that ape creature who delayed his attack on the pony creatures of this world. Thise creature looked different, though, as he was wearing gold with dark blue threads covering the costume, and he was equipped with some goggles too, just for good measure. Laeyoon then immediately turned to a wall before banging his head on the table he was sitting at. It was at that this moment Laeyoon decided that he didn't want to live on this planet anymore.