Fun fact: I began writing this on the fifth
Eddie fell uncousious again, this time he dreamed of fighting Lionwhite, the loser barley knew how to fight. He would mostly call down lighting to attack Eddie, of course all it took to defeat him was a simple pattern. Attack, doge, block, Attack, Rinse and repeat! Suddenly Lionwhite changed tactics, he flew into the air by using his own hair for wings.
"Not sure how that works but ok." Said Eddie
Lionwhite snapped his fingers and an army appered out of nowhere complete with Hairbangers, Groupie's, and Glamhogs (Who ever thought to give them those name's is totally straight!)
"Oh yeah!" Yelled Eddie "I can do that to! I hope." Eddie snapped his fingers and his army appeard complete with Opealia, Lita, and Lars.
Oh yeah two can play this game thought Eddie, he rasied his left hand, pointed it at the other army, changed his hand to the classic rock n roll hand sign and yelled....
"Every thing in that general direction must Die!" Both armies charged, Eddie took out his wings and flew into the air to engange in arial combat. For a while the only sounds that could be heard were the clash of swords upon swords, fist's upon skulls,(Or in the Headbangers case Skulls upon fist's) complete with the dying screams of fallen soldirs of course. Eddie's army slolwy began to win, at the same time that happend Eddie started to win his battel with Lionwhite. Sometime later, both armies have died leaving Eddie and Lionwhite. Eddie dashed foward and attacked with a brutal three hit combo with his axe, Lionwhite badly injured prepared to fly away in hopes of recovering, Eddie however forsaw this and played a note on clemintine, sending a lighting bolt down to stun Lionwhite. While Lionwhite was dazed Eddie dashed forward, lept into the air, and came down hard with a massive slice from his axe. Lionwhite fell down, bloody from Eddies' visous attacks, choking on his own blood, finally Lionwhite died.
"Yeah!" Eddie exclamied "That's what you get for.... Well everything you did."
Eddie however heard a familler voice.
"I"m proud to say these free men call me there king!"
"Lars." Eddie said. He turned around to see one of his best friends die in front of his eyes, by the spear of Doviclous.
"Noooo!" Eddie yelled as ran at the demon.
Doviclous laughed as he played guitar solo. Chains flew out of the ground adn wrapped themselves around Eddie, imoblieizing him.
"Ha! Ha!" Laughed the demon as he threw his spear at Eddie's face, It just so happed that's exsactly when Eddie woke up.
"Guaa!" Yelled Eddie as he shot up to a sitting position, this time instead of Twilight and anothor pony, It was Twlight, with Rainbow Dash and Pinkie, and three other pony's. One was looking rather sheepish, as if she (or he) had done something wrong, the pony was orange with blond hair. And a pretty pimpin cowboy hat, the other was trying despretly to hide behind her mane,( Eddie knew this one was female because no male would be hidding behind their hair) she was a light shade of yellow with a pinke mane. Last but not least was a white pony with purple hair, while this didn't strike Eddie as weird as the other three, she was looking at Eddie in sheer horror.
"I'm not going to eat you if that's what your afraid of" Eddie said in a soft voice
"Look at your attire!" The white pony exclaimed "Black does not go with black!" After saying this she fainted as if she coudn't stand being in the same room as Eddie. He then said,
"Are you fucking kidding me?"
Annoucement time! I'm sure you have all figured out my dirty little secreat by now, I can't spell worth shit I mean look! I just misspelt a word in this annoucement! So if one of you would like to be my editior then woo hoo for you, if not then we are all SOL and the next chapter should be coming out soon.