//------------------------------// // Ev̷ȩ̨ń ̧̧̀if҉̴̀ ͘t̡h̛e̷ ͏̛͡wo̧r͟͜l͏̡͠d // Story: The Black Moon Howls // by -Pinkamena_Pie- //------------------------------// For the fiftieth time, I'm not your Queen! It ain't proper to force random ponies to be your slave! Oh, I apologize. Did you believe that you were good for anything else? Be grateful I am saving that accursed sister of yours. Now, continue using the magic I showed you on the supports. You realize they know we're here, right? They probably evacuated already. Nothing a few memetics won't fix. They have no idea we exist. I erased their memories. I meant the Foundation! You can't get them all, y'know? Oh, relax. They don't stand a chance. Without the Spear of the Non-Believer, noone has a chance against me. Now, everything is prepared. We will destroy this building after you find this 'Pinkie Pie' of yours. My sister is more than just a tool for you to play with. I hope you realize that. Perhaps. But know this, Pony. You are mine to do with as I will. If I must force you to lose your free will, I shall. You will give me a heir, whether you like it or not. Understand? I ain't letting you near my plot, motherbucker. That's reserved for a certain pony who YOU are no match for. Hmph. You're quite sassy. Exactly how I like my brides. Nonetheless, I am your owner. You are naught but a pitiful slave in my eyes. I am allowing you to save your sister solely because I am in a good mood for the moment. But since you've decided to be such an annoyance, why don't you give me an heir first. Agh! Motherbucker! If you think that's gonna keep me down, you're sorely mistaken! Shut up, Pony. It's time you learned some manners. *Crack* Gah! That hurt you little... Now. Why don't we create an heir, hm? You're going to die for this. Oh, you truly wish. As we speak, my armies attack the world outside. Soon, this Earth will be a barren wasteland. And as soon as I finish here, I will have no need for you. I will wait the usual time for births and then kill you once my heir is born. Damnit... Silence... Moony... Sis... I failed all of you... I'm sorry... Now, let us begi- GAH! *Chrk* ... ... ... Damn. Praying actually does work, doesn't it? Of course, this could be a Deus Ex Machina because you don't want to change the rating because of something happening, but still. My dear Mena. Did you think I would leave you alone with that... Thing? No. But thanks, Silence. Erm... How much did you hear...? Heheh... Enough to hear you reserved your plot for a certain somepony that I know quite well. Oh. Ohh... I-It was the only thing I could think of to say, ok! If you had someone five times as big as you trying to use you as a breeding tool, you'd be desperate, too! Mena... Don't get flustered now. I will wing-hug you. It's too adorable for me not to. Eep! Ok, ok, I get it! Ugh, even the word makes me shiver... It's not my fault you... I can't say it in a family-friendly way, so... Get turned on by my wings. Oh, sure. Release every secret I have to the portal. That isn't the point, though. We need to get out of here now. I have a portal set up in a hidden spot, ready to bring you back home. Wait... What about my sister? ... I'm sorry, Mena. Wait. She can't be... No, I won't believe it. She is not dead. My sister is not dead. I saw her body, limp and unmoving, being engulfed by a portal. She's gone... I wish I could have said she was safe. So. All of this. Everything we went through. It's all for nothing? I haven't saved her? ... Mena, I can see you shaking. Don't do what you're thinking of doing. T̕͢h̨̛́͘͠e̶̢͘y̷̧̡͘'͠͞r̢e̡ ̨̕͠a̢͏ļ̸̶l̴͜͟͜͝ ̷͜ģ͘͜͞͞o̢͘͞͝i̸̵̷̛͡n̴̷g̸͘͜͢ ̸̡̀́t̴͟͝͞ó͏̡͟ ̸̢̡͝d̵̢͘i̶ę̸̷͡͡ ̢͜͡f̴̢͢͢͟o͏̴͜͝ŗ͘ ̷̶̵̨t̸̛͢͠h̵̵à̡̀͠t̨́̕͜.́̕̕͞ Oh crap. Mena, snap out of it! *Thunk Thump* Mmm?! Don't snap. That's the last thing we need. I... Oh my... That was a ferocious kiss... I did what I had to. Now. We need to get to the portal. Immediately. But... I only think that she's dead. She was too far away for me to actually confirm it. All I know for sure is that she went through a portal. But we need to get you home because the GrimDark is collapsing without you. I promise I will find your sister and save her, but you need to get back to the GrimDark right now. ... F-Fine... But i-if she died because o-of me... I'm going to save her. Now, come on. We need to get out of here before the whole place is destroyed. A few minutes later Bloody spear. Thankfully it missed my heart. Now... Where did my bride go?