You're in Equestria, Charlie Brown!

by Strawberry Sunrise


Kick the Football, Charlie Brown!

“I know what you’re doing,” Charlie Brown said as he stared at the football Lucy was holding out. Two days had passed, and to his surprise, everyone had already started to accept the idea of him being a pony. Things were mostly returning to normal.

“What am I doing?” Lucy asked, feigning an innocent look. They were at sea level this time, and a bit farther back, so she had at least learned one lesson.

“You know,” said Charlie Brown. He didn’t bother to elaborate this time.

“How do you know? Maybe this time will be different,” Lucy said. Then, to the rest of the class, she yelled, “Blockhead here doesn’t think he can kick a dumb-“

Charlie Brown kicked the football. In his new pony form, he was faster than before and had already managed to reach it while she was looking away at the rest of the class. The ball flew several hundred yards and landed in the ocean, a speck in the distance.

“Huh,” Lucy said.

The End