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Name: Meadowland
TyPe: EartH
Height: 1.13 M
Weight: 47 kg
NumbER of Bags of Packing Foam rEquired to Fill Body Cavity: 4.6
NumBer of LeftoVer Bags of Packing Foam: 1.4
Sin: ThefT
Notes: StyroFoam makEs the skin LumpY. ConsiDEr cotton wool next Time.
AccounT:
She stolE from me. Nothing more. Nothing less. Theft is unacceptable. Theft is wrong.
I left a small bag of bits on the chair of the cafe where she works. I waited at another table.
She found the money. Looked around. Worried look on her face. Made proclamation to crowd, bag of bits found. Does this belong to anypony?
I stayed silent. Watched her.
She put the money into her apron.
Theft.
Unacceptable.
Stayed until closing. She asked me to leave. Rude.
Told her I was waiting for something.
I was waiting for my money back. The money that she had taken.
She said the money was inside. She was glad that I had returned. Glad to return the money to me. She was keeping it safe.
Excuses.
The coffee machine has a little metal rod.
It is sharp at the end. I see ponies putting it into milk and turning a knob.
I never knew what it was for.
I know now.
She choked up some hot water. Got over my cloak.
The sobbing was annoying.
I asked her. Why did you steal? Why did you take what is not yours?
I turned the knob all the way.
Measurements were taken. Souvenir was taken.
Decided to fill her up with Styrofoam.
Now she looks just like a bag of bits.
Coffee Machine probably broken. Left money there to pay for damages.