Entry 18
Haha, this is priceless. So, ok. I think I sort of have the gist of it. Twenty years ago, when I started noticing Celestia acting really funny, I figured, yeah, it was because I was about to be 'released' soon and she was going to have to finally face it.
It made her whack-apples. It made her poo-brain.
She recruited a replacement for me. Oh dear. This is really too much.
She thinks she's going to die, or get conquered by Pinkie Pie, or something, and she needs somepony to culture like a bacteria to take over for her in her eternal war against a single one Earth Pony.
Hahahahahaha!
In fact apparently Pinkie Pie and this Twilight Sparkle Pony were the ones who 'defeated' me during that song and dance. I can't even begin to see how it all links together.
Oh dear Colt she's paranoid.
Hahahaha!
I can't stop laughing. I really can't.
This is just too much.
Ok, but seriously.
She's all but forgotten everything. I'm fairly sure of this. I'm going to test this out next time she sees me. But oh boy oh boy, this is fun.
Like, get this, diary:
She had this Twilight Sparkle Pony, whom I'm sure is a nice girl, implanted in Ponyville which she believes is the source of all evil. A few reasons WHY come to mind, but anyway.
She just went down there disguised as some... horrible... blue magician to spy on them.
She called herself The Great and Powerful Trixie.
The Great and Powerful!
Oh hahahahahahahahaha Oh colt my sides
my sides.
Ah, Celestia.
Celestia, Big Sis. You are PRINCESS CELESTIA.
Was this all really necessary?
I wish I was there to see it. From what I hear it had fireworks and everything and some sort of Ursa fight. Oh, I'm missing so much!
Ok really, seriously. Seriously.
As much as I would love to continue to see my Big Sis roll around in the mud like this, I think it'd really be better if she got some help.
The more I know the more I can come up with some kind of plan, I suppose.
But where do I start?