Diaries of an Equestrian Overlord

by KitsuneRisu


lunAside: Entry 15

Entry 15

Funny thing. When you're stuck in a cell with no concept of time or the passing of days, you kind of lose track of what's going on around you. Nighty has been such a dear and has been giving me the old daily update but I find myself having such a lack of things to write about.

I suppose that's for the best, though, that crack in the wall can't hold that much paper. Maybe I can get Nighty to hold them for me? But I trouble him enough already.

Most recently, though, Nightstick has told me about Celestia's obsession over a single Pony. A little pink Pony from Ponyville named Pinkamena Diane Pie. He says that she mumbles incessantly about her when she walks down the hallways and plots to destroy her forever.

From his descriptions, this seems to be part of the whole deal which started a thousand years ago.

But what I don't understand is why destroy her? I mean, Grenadine was one of our most trusted aides. This might require a little digging. Oh, if I wasn't behind these bars!

Does she actually not know about... that?

I don't think she has any idea how ironic this is, honestly. I would find it hilarious except that it's a bit scary and not really at all funny from her point of view.

Mmm. Oats for dinner. I love oats. My Colt I've been eating double portions every day now for the past two weeks.

This isn't healthy, but I'd forgotten what a feeling it is to just be able to eat.