//------------------------------//
// 18th March 
// Story: Diaries of an Equestrian Overlord 
// by KitsuneRisu 
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10.59 AM

At this moment I am hiding in a tree in the Ponyville Central Park, which is actually not so much a park as just an encroaching part of the forest, and not so much central as it is actually behind Carousel Boutique.

The entire area has been cordoned off to prevent anyone from finding out about it, but, you know. Wings.

But anyway, no one else seems to know about it because they didn't tell anypony. Silly.





11.05 AM

Ah, Rarity is bringing her selection of dresses on a rack, which for some reason seems to have Twilight's Gala Gown. They had better not use that. There will be nothing more frustrating for my precious Twilight to show up and have four or five other ponies wearing the same dress. Why did Rarity even bring that, anyway? Did she run out of other clothes?

Anyway, the one that she chose for Fluttershy is really reminiscent of a classic 3370's look; very form-fitting and easy on the colours. I quite like it, with the little jacket, but I'm not sure it goes with Fluttershy's hair. Then again, I'm no expert.





11.07 AM

Oh damn, I think Photo Finish noticed me.





11.08 AM

No, thank goodness. She was just looking at the nature.





11.09 AM

Oh ho, drama.

Who saw THAT coming? Oh, poor Rarity. This is one case of discarding the cake for the frosting, if you get my drift.

Oh, but at least Design by Rarity dresses are still flying off the shelves in other towns, so all she has to lose is a lot of potential exposure from one of the top names in fashion photography. No big deal.

I really ought to step in and do something, but... I'm enjoying this too much.

Is that bad of me?





11.21 AM

Fluttershy has been put in a new dress which I think I recognize as one of Salvatore Ferret-gamo's latest. It is a lovely translucent green thing, no doubt inspired by the colour green. The hairband is also a nice touch. Green and yellow are complimentary colours, don't you know. The form also accentuates her tail wonderfully, giving her figure and 'oomph'.

Perhaps Rarity could stand to learn herself some.





11.23 AM

Coltdamnit, why does Photo Finish keep looking at me whenever she talks?! Does she know I'm here or something?





1.43 PM

Ah, the photo shoot has gone wonderfully. I am blessed. Fluttershy is truly a wonderful model, if only because she is shy and therefore does not try to outshine the clothing, which is something too many models try to do in this world. We're not here for you, alright? We're here for the clothing. Also, go eat a sandwich, you skinny freaks. I don't know when it was when under-nourished zombies became the pinnacle of natural beauty, but really, there's a word for those who like skeletons, and it's 'necrophiliac'.

For once, the reason why it works is because Fluttershy is plain - so plain that she actually accentuates the clothing that she wears by making them shine in comparison to her stark dullness and the moody aperture through which the world views her.

Also she's got quite a bit of meat on those bones.





4.00 PM

I was having ice cream for tea, and a blob of it fell into my coffee.

It was delicious.

I'm having all my coffee with ice cream from now on.





8.00 PM

Ah, an impromptu fashion parade has been called for tomorrow evening at the Canterlot Exposition Hall. Much easier to get into. I shall have my men procure a ticket for front row seats.