Diaries of an Equestrian Overlord

by KitsuneRisu


17th March

10.00 AM

I can't wait for the day! I am trying not to peek but I just can't help myself. Watching the design process is just as fun as watching the ladies of fashion parading themselves down the catwalk. No doubt this will be better than the horrendous Hoity-Toity calamity. At least this time it's being done by a professional. I know it's not a full show, but photo-shoots can be really fun too.

I wonder how I can inject myself without anyone realising.

Should I go as Trixie again?

Nah, that'd be stupid.


10.39 AM

That dress is quite stunning. It's definitely not regal, but I can appreciate other forms of design as well. I would describe it as theatrical and feathery.

Those ribbons need to go, though.

It also appears that Spike has become full blown masochist and has lost it completely. Judging from his shirt, my earlier assessment about his feelings toward Rarity has been confirmed. Where did he get that shirt anyway?


10.48 AM

Wait, Photo Finish is there? What?

Hold on, why is the shoot in Rarity's shop? Where's all the lights and the proper equipment?

Oh no, I was supposed to be there. I can't go now, it's already starting!

Coltdamnit, I'm missing it!

Confound these ponies, they drive me to various degrees of discombobulation.


10.50 AM

Well that didn't last very long.

Thank goodness, that must have been a trial or something. These fickle foreigners, why are they like that? They behave so oddly, but yet, they're everywhere. At least they're a step above aborigines and their technophobia.

At least Photo Finish mentioned where the actual shoot would be taking place.

Tomorrow at the park.

I'm there!


3.14 PM

Visited Luna to check on her progress. It seems everything's fine. She's been sleeping well, but her larder hasn't been touched. I asked her if she was hungry, and maybe if she wanted to join me for some mid-day ice cream snacks, but she politely declined, saying she was 'waiting' for the hunger to strike. I guess being down in the dungeons threw her system out of whack. It's nice to see that despite this, she's healthy and bubbly and has been helping convicts on a regular basis.