//------------------------------// // the final chapter // Story: Untitled Displaced Fanfiction (REMAKE) // by Songbird Serenade Thanos //------------------------------// "How could the princesses do something so evil?" asked Twilight. "They believed that this would allow ponykind to ascend," said Jonah. Twilight then set about boarding up the door to her treehouse. "What could we possibly do?" asked Twilight. "Take the LSD ourselves?" suggested Jonah. "Apart from that," said Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash in unison. "I guess, we could take a pilgrimage," said Jonah. "What?" said Rainbow Dash. "The three of us go to the castle and watch over the crazed masses as interim rulers," said Jonah. "Are you insane? That is incredibly illegal and we'd be rulers of a bunch of madponies!" screamed Twilight. "Twilight," said Jonah, "you can't keep working for people who despise you." "What?" said Twilight. "The sisters were so hateful of ponykind that they decided that it was better off after having experienced a years-long drug trip," said Jonah. Twilight wept. Rainbow kicked Jonah out into the baying mob. Jonah ran away and kept on doing so until the crowd of addled fools dispersed. He ran to the castle and saw that Luna and Celestia were themselves on LSD, trapped in handmade coffin-prisons. Jonah smiled and tried on Luna's Sunday dress. "Neigh! Neigh!" he yelled as he pranced about on all fours. He crawled to the window and looked upon the scattered crowd of tortured souls. After all that, they still managed to meet in Shibuya. Jonah was still killed by Fluttershy. He wasn't resurrected, though. Ponyville finally had the technology to build Ford Focuses and start wars with Mars. Twilight, Rainbow and Fluttershy were crucified for being unenlightened. Their friends cheered on their deaths with no hint of remorse as they were so culturally different at this point in time that their morality was incomprehensible to the unenlightened. Twilight wept for the enlightened. Jonah's head was preserved on a pike. THE END