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// 12th December 
// Story: Diaries of an Equestrian Overlord 
// by KitsuneRisu 
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4.00 PM

Spike has asked me what my fascination with lavatory habits is about.

Silly Spike, he does not understand.

The mark of a great leader is in no small part due to regular bowel movements. It is the foundation upon which all of Equestria is formed.