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// 18th October 
// Story: Diaries of an Equestrian Overlord 
// by KitsuneRisu 
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3.37 AM

I have just 'accidentally' left a bag of bits on the doorsteps of each Pony in Ponyville. This ought to help with their money woes. There is no business, no exchange of goods or services. I pride myself of running a good socialist government, with free health care for the needy and ice cream in every freezer, but this is just ridiculous. Everyone in the town undercharges despite being a monopoly, and they're always kind enough to do favours and give gifts.

Either way, I'm sure these funds will help boost spending.