AN
Just a little background on this, I was having a conversation with someone in the chat yesterday and they came up with a funny idea. What if Roxas could contact Sora and ask him to make food for him and the others inside Sora’s head? This can be considered non cannon, unless you want it to be… Also keep in mind I haven’t played past the second game…
Bonus chapter 1
As Sora and Riku explained the situation to Twilight and company the beings living inside of Sora’s heart sat around doing what they did to pass the time. Roxas was as usual daydreaming about Namine while wishing for some sea salt ice cream. Ventus was wondering for the millionth time how he’d gotten stuck inside someone else’s heart. Finally Vanitas and Sora’s darkness were leaning against the opposite wall while they watched the other two intently.
“So is anyone else hungry?” Roxas asked breaking the silence suddenly.
“Yeah, why?” Vanitas asked with a frown, he didn’t like Roxas; then again he didn’t really like people in general.
“Well I just thought that I would try something.” Roxas explained with a grin. Sora’s darkness looked up at once alert for trickery.
“What are you going to try?” Vanitas asked chillily.
“Well I’ve noticed that as Sora’s nobody I can occasionally influence our scenery here.” Roxas said with a small smile.
“Get on with it.” Vanitas said with a shrug.
“Ok guys you have to level with me on this or else I don’t think it’ll work.” Roxas said gesturing at Sora’s darkness and Ventus who had thus far not seemed to be paying attention. The Darkness crouched down and looked into Roxas’s eyes.
I to hunger even if I no longer need sustenance Sora’s Darkness told him in its creepy mental voice.
“I’ve been here for thirty years; any food you can come up with would be great.” Ventus told Roxas with a small grin.
“Ok now that I have everyone’s attention let’s get down to business. If we’re going to pull this off we need to get out of his heart and into his brain, this is a dangerous mission and all of you could be killed, I know tha-”
“GET ON WITH IT!” Vanitas told Roxas in annoyance cutting him off mid speech.
“Why don’t I get a chance to make a fellowship speech?” Roxas asked in annoyance.
“Because I don’t like you.” Vanitas told Roxas “Now get on with it.” He commanded.
“Fine you’re a buzz kill you know that? Anyways as I was saying we need to get into the brain and install a button that can allow us to produce food for ourselves here. Luckily I have such a button.” Roxas said reaching into his coat and pulling out a blue push button.
“Where in the hell did you get that?” Vanitas asked in annoyance.
“Muffin button.” Roxas replied with a grin, Vanitas slugged him in the face.
“Was that really necessary?” Ventus asked as he looked over at Roxas who was regaining his feet.
“Yes.” Vanitas replied simply. “So how do we reach the brain?”
“Well we there are two main ways we can either head down or up.” Roxas said, a spelunker’s helmet had somehow appeared on his head.
Down? The Darkness asked in confusion. Roxas nodded and went over to whisper something into the Darkness’s ear.
I may not be human, or nobody as the case may be, but I shall not accompany you if you go down. The Darkness said firmly.
“I didn’t think it would be the popular choice.” Roxas consented with a nod.
“So we go up, how?” Ventus asked, this was the most interesting thing to happen since Roxas had come along ten years ago.
“We follow the flow of happy thoughts; they all travel through Sora’s heart before they reach his brain so it’s a simple matter of grabbing onto one.” Roxas said with a grin before he gestured at a happy thought as it flew through Sora’s heart casting a bright pink glow as it went.
“Why did I never think of this?” Vanitas asked, he was speaking more to himself then the others but Roxas couldn’t help himself.
“Because you’re evil.” Roxas received another fist to the face. “Totally worth it.” Roxas said with a grin.
What is to stop us from simply hijacking one of these thoughts whenever we wish to influence Sora? The Darkness asked.
“It needs someone who has a pure heart to work.” Roxas answered.
“So how do you propose we do this?” Vanitas asked; he was beginning to become very irritated.
“We buddy up, I’ll take Darkness and Ventus you can take Vanitas .” Roxas replied, he reached out suddenly and grabbed Darkness’s hand before pulling them onto a floating pink memory. Darkness stared at him with blank yellow eyes but besides that did nothing.
“Do you trust me?” Ventus asked Vanitas with a smirk as he offered Vanitas his hand.
“I will kill you eventually you know.” Vanitas replied but grudgingly grabbed Ventus’s hand and together they leapt onto one of the cloudlike thoughts.
The two groups rode in silence as they flew through Sora’s inner self. To Vanitas and the Darkness the place was a terrible light filled place full of the things that they truly feared the most. To Roxas and Ventus it was a relaxing if somewhat boring ride. After twenty preverbal minutes they arrived at the door to Sora’s mind. It was replica of the one that protected Kingdome Hearts.
“Of course.” Vanitas said looking at the door with a frown. “Now what?” he asked Roxas.
“Keyblade master remember?” Roxas said leveling his key at the door. A blazing beam of light shot out of the tip of the blade and the great door swung open.
“WHO DARES DISTURB THE MIND OF SORA?” A loud voice roared from within.
“We’re here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I’m all out of ass!” Roxas shouted; Ventus and Vanitas facepalmed simultaneously.
I do not think that that is how it goes. The Darkness said cocking its head to the side in puzzlement.
“THEN YOU ARE A FOOL I HAVE NO GUM FOR YOU!” The voice shouted back.
“Come out and face us coward!” Vanitas shouted at the being behind the door. An extremely masculine version of Sora emerged from it and strode towards them.
“YOU HAVE TRESSPASSED ON SACRED GROUND, LEAVE AT ONCE AND I SHALL NOT BE FORCED TO STRIKE YOU DOWN!” The buff Sora shouted at them.
“Technically there isn’t any ground here.” Roxas pointed out with a grin, the buff Sora looked puzzled at that.
“YOU KNOW I NEVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT THAT, YOU MAKE A GOOD POINT…” Buff Sora admitted scratching his chin as he laid his giant keyblade (that more closely resembled a club then a sword) on the ‘ground’ in front of him.
“So can we go in?” Roxas asked hopefully.
“ONLY IF YOUR CHOSEN FIGHTER CAN DEFEAT ME IN OPEN COMBAT!” The buff Sora shouted.
“Alright we can work with that.” Roxas replied before turning back to the rest of his teammates. “Vanitas you and Darkness distract him while Ventus and I sneak in.” Roxas whispered.
Why should we be the ones to distract him?Darkness asked.
“Because I’m not letting either of you into Sora’s mind.” Roxas replied.
“Fair enough.” Vanitas said with a shrug. “HEY you the one with testosterone poisoning, me and my dark friend here challenge you to a bout of arms!” Vanitas shouted at buff Sora.
“TWO AGAINST ONE, THAT HARDLY SEEMS FAIR, FOR YOU!” Buff Sora replied before he charged them.
“If this doesn’t work I’m killing you in your sleep.” Vanitas told Roxas. Roxas and Ventus took off towards the door to Sora’s mind even as they heard the sounds of the epic battle behind them. They entered Sora’s mind and quickly found the right place to attach the button.
“Okay I attach this here, carry the two, divide by negative seven, multiply by the final digit of pie, and lastly calculate the flying speed of a swallow carrying a coconut.” Roxas said as he pressed a few buttons.
“African or European?” Ventus asked helpfully.
“Shut up, I’m done.” Roxas said drawing away from the computer.
“Okay now what?” Ventus asked.
“Now whenever the two of us want a meal we just ask politely and Sora’s brain will make them for us.” Roxas said with a grin.
“What about those two?” Ventus asked jerking his thumb at Vanitas and the Darkness.
“We’ll take their orders.” Roxas replied with a smile.
“Can we go now?” Vanitas shouted from outside, this was followed by a very painful sounding crunch.
“Yeah we’re coming.” Roxas called.
They made their escape rapidly and left the buff Sora completely confused. Once they were back inside Sora’s heart Roxas shouted.
“Yo Sora can we have some snacks?”
Sora was suddenly distracted in the middle of his lecture about heartless. Why am I suddenly thinking about cookies and sea salt ice cream?