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// Exposition Dump 
// Story: The Royal Snack 
// by MisterAlexShark1234 
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The Royal Snack: Exposition Dump

Here yee, here yee, for yee are about to read a trashy vore story that you’ve happened upon in this here pony fiction fansite. And, for all parties to enjoy said story, there has to be some reasoning to said story! But mine person, encumbered by sloth, could not fathom a manner in which to explain the situation which would flow smoothly through the tale. So instead, I decreed to create this exposition dump.

It is ugly, this I know. Do not look upon me with your judging eyes! This is for not but readers who desire reason to the tale. If you have no care, then move along young fellow or madame, but otherwise read on!

So I suppose there is no better place than to start, but with the hero of our story, a mare by the name of Lucky Star. Her name is one of truths, as she is a very lucky mare, so much so that her luck may often break the very laws that bind reality! Which oftentimes leads her into precarious situations of the sinful variety with other mares that catch her eye.

I can feel myself blushing just thinking about it.

Ahem, anyway, I’m sure you’re wondering, “Shark, you poetic bastard, what does this have to do with this expose of lust driven literature?” Well I’ll tell you my dear reader. For you see, our dear Lucky happens to be what is known only as, the royal snack.

“Royal snack?” I hear you ask, “Preposterous! Celestia is no vile cannibal you knave!”

Do not worry, I can assure that this is not what it seems. Our protagonist Lucky is in no situation of such tragic peril. The process by which Lucky works involves no harm at all. Perhaps you will understand if I explain in further detail.

As many of you know, Alicorns are immortal. But, this immortality is not natural. Nay, it is in fact something to be upkept. To extend their own lives, Alicorns must feed on the magic of other creatures, or else they will age and become dust in the wind, just as we all will someday.

This monstrous act used to be reserved for vile, criminal individuals who were sentenced to death. Being condemned to the afterlife anyways, Celestia in the early years of her rule, had decided that in their last moments, they would serve some purpose to atone, as the life extending meal oh so needed by the sun princess. But over the centuries crime has dropped considerably, so a new method was required. And Celestia couldn’t very well sacrifice innocent ponies just to keep death away could she? Thankfully, she discovered an alternate method.

In order for her life to be extended, she used to leave tiny criminal ponies to the mercy of her belly, ignoring their screams and pleas as their magic was drained over the course of several days, and eventually became silent. Now however, if she simply removed the tiny from within her before they were completely drained, the pony would be perfectly fine, and could recover within hours! 

Thus, a new position was secretly decreed upon a once povertous family. They would serve as her temporary, occasional snacks, and in return they would be lifted from their lot in life, and given riches enough to start anew. And so it has been, for many generations.

Which brings me to the present, and to our mare Lucky, the current beholder of the royal snack title. On occasion she would be called forth, shrunken down by the amulet of Tinubous, and allowed to spend some intimate time with the Princess. It was a job, for which she could have wished for none better.

And so now you see, the explanation laid bare before you. Take heed of its knowledge, as now this story makes some small semblance of sense!