"Hello?" asked Twilight Sparkle. To whom? No pony knows! She sighs. She looks around. Buildings made of some things. Their skeletons made of wood as far as she could guess. The ground is grass. The sky has a sun. "What is this place?" she asked, for some reason.
She sees Spike suddenly in front of her. "Hi. I'm Spike. What's your name?" he said and/or asked. She told him "I'm door that once opened and closed quickly by itself. Inside is a library, Original Character the reader, and Original Character the librarian. They look suspiciously exactly like Twilight and Spike. Original Character the librarian introduces herself to them. "Good morning. My name is Twilight Sparkle." Original Character the reader introduces himself to them. "and I'm Spike." Twilight Sparkle the librarian introduces the library to them. "Welcome to the library. What would you like to read?" The Princess has arrived. She looks suspiciously exactly like Twilight Sparkle with wings slapped onto her. She also has a baby dragon with her who looks suspiciously exactly like Spike. "Excuse me, where's my castle?" asked The Twilight Sparkle looking Princess. The Spirit Of Harmony who looks suspiciously exactly like The Princess of the same suspicious exact look said to said princess "Let me take you there."
Teleport. The place looks the same, except the wooden library is replaced by the crystal castle. "Thank you so much miss..." asked The Princess Twilight Sparkle. "Twilight Sparkle." The Spirit Of Harmony told The Princess. "I'm off to a meeting now." as she told her, she found the meeting began on time by another princess: Twilight Sparkle, save the fact she's that princess. The another Princess saw The Princess. "Princess myself, glad you could come." The another Princess spoke to The Princess. She then speaks to the meeting. "As you can see, I was and was not sent somewhere else at the same moment."
As this boring meeting continued with boring things such as Mary sues, universes, entanglement, paradoxes, time splits, and blah blah blah, the Twilight Sparkle and Spike first introduced in this story encounters a sudden pink pony. "Surprise! Hi. My name is Pinkie Pie and I threw this party just for you! Were you surprised? Were you were you huh huh huh?"
"You opened the gates of burnout to surprise me?"
"That's silly. What kind of welcome party would this be if it we're quiet? I mean, duh! Boring! You see I saw you..."
"Twilight! They're multiplying!"
As far as Twilight's concerned, It's time to close the gates of burnout.
"They come from the gates of burnout Spike. We must close them before everyone's forth wall is destroyed."
Spike takes a train of thought. Who he is, who she is, where they come from. Yes. Where Spike and Twilight Sparkle simply popped into existence was in burnout. With the answers found, he brings the answerer with him: a flame-thrower, held by two hands/claws. Flame-throwers throw flames. Only flame-throwers can close the gates of burnout. Spike begins catching up to the Twilight Sparkle he knows, wherever she is at this point. This Spike and Twilight Sparkle is a Midnight burnt-out.
But alas, what Anon was looking at, from a distance, is neither Ponyville nor a Darkplace wannabe such as burnout. You can count Anon out of all that. It's all YouTube nonsense as far as Anon's concerned. The Twilight Sparkle and Spike officially made by Hasbro lives at the Equestria officially made by Hasbro. A voice is heard from a distance, saying:
"Use character development to turn beloved characters into whatever Hasbro wants them to be? What a deal Laren Faust"! Anon has been in comment sections like this and knows it's Anon's time to go!
Anon runs to somewhere else. Somewhere calm, cool, and collected. Somewhere sensible. Somewhere peaceful. Somewhere free of stories like this.
Stories that fail to be related to the MLP universe at the time of submission. Stories that would be rid from Equestria at the watch of the main six from seasons 1 to 4 and other Brony liked characters because said stories are not friendship. Stories that would be beloved by Equestria for all time and the test of time at the watch of the main six from seasons 5 to 9 and beyond because to rid of said stories is to not be friendship. This is a small part of the revolution of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. This revolution made by the show called My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic is a mere application of the revolution made by future generations. This future generations revolution started in the 90s and served its purpose in decade 201X. This revolution was foretold by Kojima's Metal Gear, Kojima particles From Software, the twentieth century context of war called the young replaces the old, Bionicle, Ion Storm's Deus Ex, Ion Storm's Deus Ex's endings, and the one thing all of them tried to tell everyone: the one thing ironically described best by My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic season 5 finale: the most sensible thing to be a prophecy: existence depends on being a friend no matter what because it is the best chance at keeping existence alive. However, none of this holds up to the future as far as The Matrix is concerned, because The Matrix knows revolutions are inevitable, yet The Matrix knows inevitable does not necessarily make repetition, just like revolution. In the face of its lessons backfired, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic may end in Season 9 or show its end is a lie and continue moving on from the end of her sister My Little Pony: The Movie as usual with its friend My Little Pony: Equestria Girls. What happens from here? Who knows? Anything goes. It's not like My Little Pony is ever some good thing. That would be treating Princess Celestia like a god because they value a princess too high. My Little Pony has always been just something Hasbro made, which would be treating Princess Celestia like a mere princess, a job, nothing more. The same goes for every single piece of existence, the creator being one of those pieces, the creation being one of those pieces, Hasbro being one of those pieces, the main six being one of those pieces. Value is only a manipulation tool as far as brains are concerned, especially people. Corporations and companies like Hasbro knows all of this, they created it all like everyone else. If there is a lesson in all of this, it would be: "What fun is there in making sense?" Discord asked this because no one found fun in making sense and we proved it like the oh so curious people we are, because there was no fun in making sense, only Ashlands at best. To make sense of it is to ruin it to Ashlands. This is why making sense makes no sense.
Every time Self Insert made sense, Self Insert is ruined. Anon found this out and calls it drama. Anon avoids drama like the plague ever since. It helps Anon that Self Insert's comments never exists again. It also helps that Anon's gender isn't anonymous so that Anon isn't being called Anon all the time. Anon's efforts took Anon to Equestria. After Anon saw a storm cloud in the distance, and some evil things under it, Anon left knowing drama is coming.
After a long run, Anon is near Canterlot High. No longer is Anon a pony. Anon is now a human.
"Are you OK?"
asked a random human. Anon startle screamed over it. Exhaustion and muscle overuse took its tool as Anon's reaction used that last little energy left in Anon's body and left Anon in agonizing pain before falling to knees then laying on the floor loosing consciousness not long after. Anon is sent to the hospital. For that, Self Insert is ruined again by Crossfire: sense itself.
"Why?"
asked Main 6 and Main 7.
"I don't know why but listen to your heart before you tell him goodbye."
said My Little Pony: Equestria Girls.
"Ok, we only have her."
said Main 6.
"See you sometime?"
asked Main 7.
"Sure. I come by here from time to time."
said My Little Pony: Equestria Girls.
"Kseeyou."
said Main 6.
Main 6 takes care of Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, and Rarity. Main 7 takes care of Sunset Shimmer, Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, and Rarity. As two Hasbro's relics, it is no surprise that taking care of their characters is nearly all their life, hence their names Main 6 and Main 7. Too bad no one knows which Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, and Rarity will be cared by Main 6 and Main 7 respectively.
The way things are going, Hasbro was right to treat Twilight as some pony so important since the first episode. For she is chosen to be whatever they want her to be. Who chose her? Her, once her time to be herself has ended.
And now... the burnout Equestria. In here is where the burnout Twilight Sparkle the unicorn just read this book. Only she knows what she did to it. Probably for the best. Yes. It made no sense. Twilight picked this time to move on and go outside with the burnout Spike the baby dragon. For Equestria and everyone in it.
And now... the canon Equestria in the past. In here is where the canon Twilight Sparkle the unicorn just read this book. Only she knows what she did to it. Probably for the best. Yes. It made no sense. Twilight picked this time to move on and go outside with the canon Spike the baby dragon. For Equestria and everyone in it.
And now... the canon Equestria movie world. In here is where the canon Twilight Sparkle the alicorn just read this book. Only she knows what she did to it. Probably for the best. Yes. It made no sense. Twilight picked this time to move on and go outside with the canon Spike the baby dragon. For Equestria and everyone in it.
And now... the canon Equestria as Hasbro left it. In here is where the canon Twilight Sparkle the alicorn just read this book. Only she knows what she did to it. Probably for the best. Yes. It made no sense. Twilight picked this time to move on and go outside with the canon Spike the flying dragon. For Equestria and everyone in it.
And now... the canon Equestria Girls world. In here is where the canon Twilight Sparkle just read this book. Only she knows what she did to it. Probably for the best. Yes. It made no sense. Twilight picked this time to move on and go outside with the canon Spike the puppy. For this world and everyone in it.
And now... the story version of all of the above. In here is where the story Twilight Sparkle just read this book. Only she knows what she did to it. Probably for the best. Yes. It made no sense. Twilight picked this time to move on and go outside with the story Spike. For Existence and everyone in it.
And now... the "any version that is not this story" version of all of the above. In here is where the any Twilight Sparkle just read this book. Only she knows what she did to it. Probably for the best. Yes. It made no sense. Twilight picked this time to move on and go outside with the any Spike. For Existence and everyone in it.
And now... Equestria. In here is where Twilight Sparkle just read this book. Only she knows what she did to it. Probably for the best. Yes. It made no sense. Twilight picked this time to move on and go outside with Spike. For Spike no matter where he is.
And now... we're done with this. Clearly, all of the above are reflections of a likely encounter of this story. Maybe reading said all of the above only makes it more likely, if not makes it certain, but this is being honest for once in writing things. This "story" is actually four chapters of Self Insert venting her mind out, and it burned her out, so this "story" is burnout. And so Self Insert finally ends this thing called "story" after spending "weeks" on it thanks to being burnt-out from working on it. Only she knows what she did to end it once and for all. Probably for the best. Yes. It absolutely, certainly, and obviously made no sense whatsoever for all time and space and everything else, including everyone. Self Insert picked this time to move on and go outside alone. For great justice.
It is over. A new story begins in this book. Good riddance.