What If...

by TheMajorTechie

Twilight accidentally robbed a bank?

Twilight blinked, staring at the piles of cash surrounding her and the royal guards pointing spears in her face.

"I'm sorry, what did you say I just did?"

"Princess Twilight Sparkle, by royal orders we must arrest anypony who attempts to burglarize a bank, even if they are a Princess of Equestria."

"But this is my book bank!"

"And you're sitting in the middle of the vault with bits that clearly came from Canterlot's treasury."

"Oh, this?" Twilight snorted, casually yeeting a stack of gems at the guard speaking to her, "I thought you were talking about the books on necromancy and how to rule the world that I've been reading! Yeah, I saw them while taking a walk past some fancy buildings in Canterlot, so I took them."




Twilight slinged another pile of bits at the guard.

"I'll pay you if you don't say anything."


And that's how Equestria went bankrupt.