Celestia walked over to the closet and opened the door, and a body flung right on top of her, knocking her down to the ground along with Twilight on her shoulder.
"Get off me" Celestia said underneath him.
"Then untie me!" He said, fidgeting around in the chair he was tied to.
"No!" Celestia said, deciding to just teleport out of there.
"Now, what's in the bag?" She asked, picking up an empty frying pan and pointing it at him.
"Why don't you check for yourself? Oh and my name is Discord, if you wanted to know" He said flatly.
"Mine Celestia" She replied.
Celestia picks up the bag with her magic and carefully pulls out a golden crown with crystals in it.'
"Why would he have this in here?" Celestia asked herself, walking over to a full length mirror and trying it on.
At first she thought it was a bracelet, then an anklet but then she tried it on her head, she stared at herself in it for a while, before Twilight just shock her head, and she took it off and set it on the table.
"What is it for?" She asked him, still looking at the crown in curiosity.
"Seriously, I thought you were putting me out of my misery but acting confused, but you don't know what a CROWN is?!"
Discord asked her in shock.
"In my defense I've never left this tower" She said looking offended at his out burst
"So, when are you planing on, ya know, releasing me?" He asked getting bored and tired of sitting.
"Okay, lemme make you a deal, I will release you, but only if you promise to take me to the floating lights, and if you don't, well" Celestia paused to levitate the crown over to her. "I keep this." She finished putting back the crown.
"Do you mean the lanterns?" He asked her. "And yes, I agree to you deal, but you have to promise to give me back my crown ok?"
"Fine." She said untying her hair from the seat. "There you go, no take me to the lights er lanterns" Celestia said pointing to the window/door.
"Ok" He said walking to the window/door and slowly climbing out, then remembering he had wings, he flew down instead.
"C'mon Rainbow" He yelled at her from the ground.
Celestia looked hesitantly at the exit and slowly flew down too, her long mane blowing back behind her, and right before she touched the ground, she look at it, then at Twilight, then it again.
"Should I do it Twilight?" She whispered to her, she just nodded.
"Ok here goes nothing." And with that, she put one hoof down, seeing it was okay, she put the other to.
"What's this called?" She asked Discord.
"It's called grass" He said rolling his eyes at her
"Grass, I like it, it's so soft" Celestia cooed, rolling around in the grass with Twilight, who seemed to be enjoying it too.
"C'mon we have to go now, remember?" Discord remaindered her.
"Oh right, come on Twi we gotta go." Celestia said sadly, as twilight climbed up on her shoulder looking at the grass, then
Celestia walked towards Discord, her long her trailing behind her.
After about an hour of walking, both of them were starving.
"I'm hungry!" Celestia whined. "Do you know some place we can eat?" She asked him
"Yes this place called the...snuggly duckling, c'mon it's this way." Discord said leading them through the forest.
"Yes, here we are, the snuggly duckling, this is the perfect place for you!" He exclaimed
"Well, I do like ducklings." She said as the both walked in.
"Gentlemen, your finest table please." Discord said.
Celestia and Twilight just stared, this place wasn't snuggly at all. Instead, there were stallions with hooks, axes and a few with swords and even this one stallion with rats. Celestia pulled out her frying pan pointing it at them in fear as Discord lead her through the place as everyone in there looked at them.
One of them picked up her hair while she was walking, causing her to shriek.
"Wow, that's a lot of hair" he said, which just made Celestia pick up her hair in her golden aura and run to the other side of the room, accidentally bumping into somepony, who just growled at her, causing her to shriek again.
"You don't look so good Rainbow, maybe we should get ya home, call it a day? Probably better off, this is a five-star joint after all and if you can't handle this place maybe you should be at your tower." He said walking her to the door, and right before he could get out, somepony slammed the door, and said:
"Hey! is this you?!" pointing at a poster saying wanted with his face on it.
"Ugh! They still haven't gotten it right!" He muttered.
"Oh it's him alright, Ronald! Go get some guards. That reward gonna get me a new hook" He said, grabbing Discord by his shirt.
"Oh no! That reward money is mine!" Another one said, snatching Discord.
"No it's mine!" The guy who had been touching Celestia's hair said, taking Discord and running to the other side of the room.
Pretty soon all the guys were fighting over him, while Celestia was shouting at them, begging them to stop, but they didn't listen. So she ignited her horn and made a loud bang sound, causing everyone to stop fighting and look at her.
"PUT HIM DOWN!" She yelled at them making them take out their weapons. "Ok, I don't know where I am so I need him to take me to the lanterns, cause it's been my dream ever since I was little! Find your humanity! Haven't any of you ever had a dream!?" She asked them.
And the guy with the hook took out his axe and walked towards her. "I once had a dream."
I'm malicious, mean and scary
My sneer could curdle dairy
And violence-wise my hands are not the cleanest
But despite my evil look and my temper and my hook
I've always yearned to be a concert pianist
He's got a dream
He's got a dream
See, I ain't as cruel and vicious as I seem
Though I do like breaking femurs, you can count me with the dreamers
Like everybody else, I've got a dream
I've got scars and lumps and bruises
Plus something here that oozes
And let's not even mention my complexion
But despite my extra toes
And my goiter
And my nose
I really want to make a love connection
Can't you see me with a special little lady
Rowing in a rowboat down a stream
Though I'm one disgusting blighter
I'm a lover, not a fighter
'Cause way down deep inside I've got a dream
I've got a dream
He's got a dream
I've got a dream
He's got a dream
And I know one day romance will reign supreme
Though my face leaves people screaming
There's a child behind it dreaming
Like everybody else, I've got a dream
Toll would like to quit and be a florist
Gunter does interior design
Urf is into mime
Attila's cupcakes are sublime
Bruiser knits
Killer sews
Ven does little puppet shows
And Vladimir collects ceramic unicorns
"What about you?" Hook guy said to Discord
"What's your dream?" The guy who wanted love said
"No I'm sorry colts, I don't sing" He said and all of them pointed swords to him, forcing him too.
I have dreams like you, no really
Just much less touchy-feely
They mainly happen somewhere warm and sunny
On an island that I own
Tan and rested and alone
Surrounded by enormous piles of money
I've got a dream
She's got a dream
I've got a dream
She's got a dream
I just want to see the floating lanterns gleam
And with every passing hour
I'm so glad I left my tower
Like all you lovely folks, I've got a dream
She's got a dream
She's got a dream
They got a dream
We've got a dream
So our differences ain't really that extreme
We're one big team
Call us brutal
Sick
Sadistic
And grotesquely optimistic
'Cause way down deep inside we've got a dream
I've got a dream
I've got a dream
I've got a dream
I've got a dream
I've got a dream
I've got a dream
Yes, way down deep inside, I've got a dream
Yeah!
From outside the snuggly duckling, someone was listening, someone like Celestia's mother.