EoH Evolution: Season 5

by Bahamut0


Episode 19: Surprising News

Pinkie Pie was at war with herself. She'd just heard the Cakes tell her about Shining Armor and Cadence dropping by for a visit. That part of the information, Pinkie had no problem with. It was the next part, the fact that the royal couple were having a baby, that was tearing Pinkie up in inside. Pinkie Pie wanted to blurt out the secret so badly, but she'd Pinkie Promised that she wouldn't leak anything! Unfortunately, with all the preparations Pinkie Pie was making for the visit, it just made her want to blurt it out even more.

'Ooooh, this is bad!' The Goddess of Laughter panicked in her head as her eyes darted back and forth as she saw Shining Armor and Cadence greet Twilight. 'It's like everyone wants to know what I'm hiding! Celestia's Sun, PLEASE don't let anything make keeping this secret more difficult!'

Sadly, Pinkie's pleas went unanswered as Shining Armor set up a scavenger hunt for Twilight. Every clue and location basically screamed out the secret Pinkie Pie was keeping. And Twilight, the smartest of their group, was still questioning what all the locations and clues could mean.

'Ack!' Pinkie Pie mentally screamed! 'I totally forgot being a smarty pants doesn't mean you figure things out instantly! Oh, this scavenger hunt's really putting pressure on me! I've gotta run us through this as quickly as possible!'

And with her resolve firmed, Pinkie Pie aggressively answered all the questions and pieced together all the clues that the scavenger hunt contained. The hunt led them through various baby-related locations, Twilight still wondering what the connection was, and they soon arrived back at Sugar Cube Corner. Akage Strider noticed the panicky look on Pinkie Pie's face, and went over to see what was troubling his girlfriend.

"Pinkie?" Akage asked as he put a hand on Pinkie Pie's shoulder. "Are you alright?"

"Akage?!" Pinkie Pie snapped as she whipped her head in Akage's direction. 'No! He can't ask. . . wait! This is perfect! I finally have a nice way to keep my mouth shut!' "Perfect timing!"

"Huh?" Akage tilted his head in confusion. "What do you me-MMMPH!" The young ninja's words were silenced as Pinkie Pie latched herself onto him, and pulled him into a long kiss! Akage's arms twitching slightly at being embrace so tightly! The Element of Levity was in complete shock, but he didn't offer any resistance either. 'Her lips are so sweet, like candy. And her figure, it's got all the right curves and she's holding me tight to boot. I think I can feel the oxygen leaving me, but I don't care! This. . . THIS is heaven.'

Unfortunately, Akage's visit to paradise was cut short when Pinkie Pie broke their kiss upon hearing Shining Armor and Cadence proudly announce they were expecting!

"Whew!" Pinkie Pie said with a sigh of relief! "I wasn't sure how much longer I could hold in that secret! Thanks for the help, Akage!" She then noticed the young ninja had fainted in her arms! "Oh no! I broke him! Don't worry, boyfriend! I'll give you the kiss of life!" And true to her word, Pinkie kissed Akage! Resuscitating him immediately!

". . . Pinkie?" Akage asked as he leaned on his girlfriend. "Do that again. Please."

"No problem, Akage!" Pinkie Pie said before leaning to his ear and whispering in a sultry tone. "I could give you more than a kiss later, if you want?" And Akage turned as red as his hair and scarf at the implications.

'So cute~!' Pinkie Pie thought with a giggle as she carried her boyfriend who was still like a statue. 'Hmm. This whole baby thing's got me thinking what Akage's and mine would look like? Eh. We'll tie the knot soon enough. Just gotta wait for the author to make it happen. Though would it be an episode, or our own little one-shot? Well, see you around, audience! Hope you enjoyed the filler!'