//------------------------------// // You asked for it Bitch // Story: The Rebirth of War: The Story of Changelings // by Anubis Nox //------------------------------// I DO NOT OWN ANY SONGS PLAYED IN THIS CHAPTER! The ride to Canterlot was annoying. I was in a carriage with two guards in their with Princess Celestia. I was rolling around as the two pegasi pulling the cart. Princess Celestia wasn't that bad but there was always the prying into my mind that pissed me off, I managed to keep her out of my head for at least ten minutes which was a new record for me. But what pissed me off the most was how the guards had their spears at me the whole and everytime the carriage shook the spearheads would hit my chintin body, not enough force to puncture me but enough to piss me off. Celestia was just watching me the whole time looking happy to herself that I was annoyed at the guards and there spears. Not a word was spoken that trip from me. We were now approaching the landing phase and the whole carriage shock as we hit the ground. Thats when I actually got punctured from the spear causing me to bleed my 'unfamiliar' red blood. Celestia just looked at me and said something to the guards which caused them to raise their spears away from me. A saw a white coat and yellow mane, unicorn mare rush up to my blood and put it into a vial and run off with it. I hissed at her from where I was as she was running back, I did happen to see two vials on her flank, one filled with blood which looked like it was tipping into the second vial which was empty. I gave Celestia my stare that I gave when I was pissed off that normally made people think twice. The guards saw this and rushed in and grab me and started dragging me to a room. Don't like me testing your blood, who knows you might have a disease that could kill all of my little ponies. More like to check to see what type of blood it is. Click With that ended I was allowed to stand up and 'untied' but my wings were still tied down. Pfffffffffffffttttttt. I waited until the guards were done and left except for two of them. They were watching me intently, watching to see if I would try something with them. So knowing me I decided to try something with them. "Princess Celestia." I gasped and looked at the door behind them. With this, the guards turned around and started to bow in that direction until they noticed she wasn't there. In this split second I tried to transform into one of the guards but failed as the green around me dissipated. The guards saw the green light encasing me and raised there spears at me. Did I mention one was a unicorn and one was a pegasus? The unicorn's horn was glowing before the spear was raised so I guess she stopped the my spell. Well anyway they started speaking at me aggressively saying not to try and do something like that again or they will be forced to 'do' something. It was at least an hour before I was summoned with the guards to her throne, and guess who was with me? Yep the guards and not just that but Caleb was with me and we weren't allowed to talk to each other yet, so I decided to brighten up the mood by emitting my thoughts out loud through my magic. The guards looked like they were going to stop this but probably realised better of it when I told them they could hear my thoughts given them a massive advantage if I tried to plan to escape. I didn't really care that I told them this as I only wanted to listen to some music out loud so I played The Final Countdown. As soon as the first note hit at the start of the song Caleb started whistling the tune and the guards were very wary that I was trying to do something but now there was at least six surrounding me, but in the end the guards weren't far off singing the song too, but they kept their mouths shut. It was something different to them I guessed and they seemed to like it. The song ended and silence followed as I turned off my magic due to us being in front of the princesses. Their eyes were wide with shock? Or confusion? I didn't now and didn't really care but I noticed Princess Luna seemed most affected. I realised from most of---- wait before I explain. Click Just in case, as I was saying before I realised that from most of the fanfiction I read that Princess Luna was the musical part of the two due her being Princess of the night. "What's wrong you jealous with mah music?" I asked across the room. "No, but we hardly hear music like that, let alone the emotions behind that song." Luna replied hastily. "Meh." I replied causing guards to gasp and then one to run up to me and tell me to bow before the Princess and apologise for my informalities. "PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT." Another collective load of gasps came from the guards and the one next to me started to raise his spear. "Guards, leave us please." Celestia ordered. "But your maj---" "Are you questioning my authority?" "No Princess Celestia, we will take our leave." As that was said all the guards wearily left the room leaving Caleb, The Princesses and I. "Art thou ready to see thy memories Tia." Luna asked her sister, reverting back to the Old Canterlot speech. "Yes I am Lulu, are the 'friends' ready? I slowly turn my head at Caleb who does the same and he says questioningly "R34 bro?" I merely nod and smile. Celestia and Luna just look puzzled but shook it off and walked towards us. "Ready Lulu to cast the spell?" "Yes Tia." For about five seconds the princesses just stood there with their eyes closed with a look of straint on their faces, until a golden and blue aura surrounded Caleb and I. What the fuck was dat shit. Tia and I cast this spell so we all can hear your thoughts. Only ponies inside the radius of this spell can hear your thoughts. So Jayden which Princess Molestia should we view first? The fourth cummeth or the third sexual assualt? Thanks for giving away my name you asshole. To late now 'CALEB' but lets do Princess Molestia Returns. Bitch..... but fine lets do Molestia Returns. You do know we can still hear your thoughts. Obviously, doesn't matter if your just going to view our memories. Lets just get started As you wish. Celestia and Luna then tapped their horns to our heads. Celestia on Caleb's and Luna on mine for a split second before jumping back in horror landed on their flanks (asses) after viewing Princess Molestia Returns. They stopped the mind reading as soon as this episode ended and the third cummeth started. How did we do this? We put those thoughts out first. So Celestia do 'you' use Colgate Celestia starts gagging and look deathly pale whilst Luna looked horrified. Caleb and I just laughed then we gave each other a Brohoof. Their was a problem though, the moment we touched we were thrown back by a magical explosion which broke the aura surrounding us and flinging us across each side of the throne. Hmm, my back doesn't hurt anymore for some reason this is strange. I thought quickly. Suddenly a musical beat started emanating from both of us and we quickly picked up on what song it was. We both stood up onto all four hooves and went to each other and started to sing pefectly in time. PARTY ROCK YEAH! Whoa LET'S GO Party rock is in the house tonight Everybody just have a good time And we gonna make you lose your mind Everybody just have a good time Party rock is in the house tonight Everybody just have a good time And we gonna make you lose your mind We just wanna see ya! Shake that! Celestia started saying "What th-", but was cut off from us singing even louder and going full breakdance to the music. In the club party rock, lookin' for your girl, She on my jock (huh) non stop when we in the spot Booty move weight like she owns the block Where I drank I gots to know Tight jeans, tattoos cause I'm rock and roll Half black half white, domino Gain the money Oprah Doe! Princess Celestia and Luna were just staring at us with this face. Yo! I'm running through these hoes like Drano I got that devilish flow rock and roll no halo We party rock yea! that's the crew that I'm repping On a rise to the top no Led in our Zeppelin Hey! Party rock is in the house tonight Everybody just have a good time And we gonna make you lose your mind Everybody just have a good time Let's go Party rock is in the house tonight Everybody just have a good time And we gonna make you lose your mind We just wanna see you! Shake that! Suddenly the guards ran in and everybody realised that Caleb was missing searching around wildly untill a head apeared out of Celestia's mane. I just smirked knowing what was about to happen. Every day I'm shuffling Caleb jumped put of Celestia's mane, the remainder of the 4th wall shattering when he stood infront of the guards who all got on their back legs and started shuffling in perfect symmetry. Shuffling shuffling Step up fast and be the first girl to make me throw this cash We get money don't be mad now stop hatin's bad One more shot for us (Another round) Please fill up my cup (Don't mess around) We just wanna see (You shake it now) Now you home with me (You're naked now) Pinkie Pie appears out of nowhere and starts singing the next part of the song. Get up get down put your hooves up to the sound Get up get down put your hooves up to the sound Get up get down put your hooves up to the sound Put your hooves up to the sound Put your hooves up to the sound Get up Get up Get up Get up Get up Get up Get up Get up Get up Put your hooves up to the sound, to the sound Put your hooves up! Put your hooves up! Put your hooves up! Put your hooves up! Party rock is in the house tonight (Put your hooves up!) Everybody just have a good time (Put your hooves up!) And we gonna make you lose your mind (Put your hooves up!) Everybody just have a good good good time Oh! Oh! (Put your hooves up) Oh! Oh! Time to fill it now! Oh! Oh! (Put your hooves up) Oh! Oh! (Put your hooves up) Shake that! Every day I'm shuf-f-f-ling Put your Put your Put your Put your (Yeah Yeah) Put your Put your (Whoa!) Put your Put your Put your hooves up Your hooves up Every day I'm shuffling. With that I looked at Pinkie and asked, "How did you get here?" "I had to repair the 4th wall you silly filly." She replied then bounced out of Canterlot presumably to Ponyville. "Da fuck is with dat shit and this song." I mumbled. 'It's a good song Jayden." Caleb replied. "Yeh that it is and also I think we may have discovered a new power." "Awesome." I turned around and saw two guards running off with green flames around them, but not hurting them. Caleb and I slowly started to back away from the princesses who were still staring like they couldn't process what was happening. "Oii Caleb." I whispered to him. "Yeh." He whispered back "Did you see the green flames around the two guards that ran off?" "Yeh I did." He replied. We had reached the doors and had started running when the guards and princesses broke out of their trances. The guards quickly caught up to us and we had reached the end of the hall. Caleb and I had ditched running and started flying but he was flying alot slower for some reason. "HURRY UP MAN!!!" I yelled at him over the thudding of guards. "I can't, I haven't been flying for very long and just learned how to fly in the sky." He replied panting. "THEN RUN!" So he started running and managed to recover the distance lost. We jumped out of the entrance of the castle to be stopped by a hell of alot Changelings. One stood out above the rest. "What the fuck." I stated. I heard cackling then a familiar female voice talking, saying, "Well well, Dark Light so glad you could join us." "Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit." I swore seeing Queen Chrysalis standing tall in front of all the Changelings while Royal guards funneled out behind us.