The very first thing they noticed in the city was the utter lack of anything delicious to drink. Not even Dr Pepper, which was basically barely passable. In fact, the only thing there was to drink was something called Liluglyade.
Twist had misgivings.
Pepsiman® hissed harshly.
Cheerilee is garbage and therefore took a sip. She turned monochrome instantly, turning to face the group. word up, she emanated, Y'all can call me the lil ugly mane. The lil ugly mane said, providing their own punctuation. By distracting themselves with their petty squabble, pepsi and coke have left a power vacuum for me to fill, he smirked, and winked at the reader. And fill it I will. Cheerily-cum-LilUglyMane levitated in the air, sprouting tentacles of dope lyricism. Now for my monologue-cum-rap confession!
"Not so thirsty!", yelled Pepsiman®. "I will end you first!"
Just TRY, PepsiBLAND