"Hey, hey Shining, guess what?"
Shining Armor let out a long, drawn-out snore.
Cadance poked Shining again.
"Guess what?"
"Whaaaa?" Shining grumbled, opening an eye.
"It's time to feast on your love!"
"WAIT WHA--"
That was the last that anypony ever heard of from Shining Armor.