Fluttershy and Discord were blushing as they were waiting in a strange office with a white and pink polka dotted carpet with big, fancy, comfy chairs. Inspirational posters about parenthood were posted all over the walls. They were in a new parenting class that opened up in Canterlot. Discord wore a wedding band, while Fluttershy wore a fancy hoof ring with a big golden carrot on to indicate to all that they were a recently married couple wanting kids. Per Fluttershy’s suggestion they had come here.
Discord turned around and whispered to his wife. "So how long do you think we're going to stay here? I mean, I know we're two different species wanting to have kids. But it shouldn't be that big of a deal, right?"
Fluttershy shrugged as she replied. "I'm not sure, I have no idea what to expect considering this place opened up only a few months ago."
Discord gently gave Fluttershy a pat on the back. "Hey, it's no big deal. I was just wondering."
Fluttershy nuzzled her husband and whispered. "Are you ready for foals? I mean you were so nervous when you proposed to me that you accidentally dropped the ring and let Angel eat it."
Discord blushed and surprisingly whimpered. "I'm not sure, I mean...it wasn't my fault that I didn't know carrots and carats were two different things."
Fluttershy snickered as she asked again. "You didn't answer my question."
Discord started to fiddle with his tail as he replied. "I don't mind having one or two, but I'm still not sure. I don't even know if we're going to be able to have kids."
Fluttershy nuzzled her husband and cooed. "Hey, it's alright, you don't need to be so nervous about it. I'm sure our kids will turn out fine."
Discord squeaked. "Wait, are you pregnant already?!"
Fluttershy burst into laughter and kissed Discord on the cheek. "Of course not, silly. Not yet anyways. Worse comes to worse, we can always adopt."
The draconequus blushed and turned away, and that was when a bulky, blue coated earth pony mare wobbled in. She was looking around the fancy house with her bright orange eyes. Her bright orange mane was tied in a bun, while her likewise orange colored tail was obscured by a white cowl covered in red polka dots. She had a red saddlebag strapped on her right side, clearly loaded up with supplies.
The mysterious mare bounced and cooed. "So I have to zay; we took your testz, and you both can have kidz no problem, though with zome interezting resultz. They can be either pony or draconequus, or a mix of both," The two hopeful parents both gave a big sigh of relief as the mare then explained. "Now, zhere's one more test I would like to perform. It will give me a bazeline to how much work you two need az parentz. But you're going to need to sign zomething before we begin."
The mare then slid a form across the desk, and they both looked down with bushes growing on their faces as they read it and the mare explained. "There'z a new tezt and it's going to be zimple. You will be regrezzed to potty training foalz, and I will monitor how you two help each other go to ze potty."
Both husband and wife exclaimed at the same time! "Wait, seriously?!"
The mare nodded as she explained. "Yez. It’z zo I can understand how you're going to perform with your own foalz. Potty training is one of ze biggest hasslzes in a parent’s life."
They both were quite stunned, and Fluttershy asked. "Um...I have to ask? Do we need to be fully potty trained to pass the test?"
The mare shook her head and explained. "No, it'll be for a few hourz zo I doubt you'll fully potty train yourselvez," Fluttershy turned to Discord and whispered something in his ear with a worried expression. The mare continued to explain. "Truzt me, ze tezt isn't about ze potty training. And you may refer to me az Nanny De’Foal."
The draconequus snickered and chirped. "Well I'm in! It sounds like a lot of fun!"
Fluttershy was more nervous about this as she gave a slow nod. "Sure, that's ok with me."
Nanny De'Foal clapped her hooves together and chirped. "Wonderful! Now let'z get you regrezzed." Without warning she lit up her horn and the two slowly were regressed in age, becoming little more than two year olds.
Discord squeaked, looking around his chubby body and slicking his stubby tail as he exclaimed, "Oh, wow! I'm a toddler!"
Fluttershy was also admiring her own chubby belly and whispered. "Yeah, can you believe it?"
The mare then got out some cute pink pull-ups and started to slip them over their rumps. Discord pouted, crossed his arms across his chest and replied, "I couldn't have gotten something that was for colts instead?"
Nanny De’Foal blushed as she responded. "Oh, zo zorry, I forgot to ztock ze colt pull-upz!"
Discord rolled his eyes and snapped a claw turning his pink pull-ups into blue ones with “Best Chaos Lord” printed on the padding.
The mare shrugged as she led them across the office into another room designed as a nursery for the two. It was quite big, with one small, pink plastic potty in the center of the room. However, they were surrounded by toys of all kinds; there were so many that it was apparent that magic was involved. The nanny then gave their pull-ups a pat as she cooed. "Now go on and play, I'll be coming by periodically to check if you need to go potty."
She waddled off as Discord looked down at his pull-up with disgust. "Ugh, you gots to be kidding me. I dun even member being potty twained; it was wike ova a thousand yeaws ago fow me."
Fluttershy waddled across the room in her pull-up and picked up a big blue ball and threw it across the room to Discord. He squealed, getting hit by it and plopping onto the seat of his pull-up. Fluttershy burst into laughter, falling onto her own rump and giggling. "That was so siwwy!"
Discord, still pouting, threw the ball back at Fluttershy who caught it, but she also fell back onto her rump. "That was weawwy fun! Come on, wet's keep pwaying!"
The little pegasus started to throw another ball at Discord, who squealed as he caught it, making it pop with his claws. He then heard a hiss, and a blush grew on his face looking down at the padding being soaked and starting to be stained yellow. Fluttershy pressed her hooves to her face and gasped. "Oh my gosh! I so sowie!"
Discord shrugged and replied. "Eh, no big deal, we toddlews now. So I pee pee mysewf, no big deaw." He then tried snapping a claw and squeaked as his pull-up turned into a super thick, white diaper with "Baby Chaos" printed in big pink letters on it. The thick diaper made him swirl his arms about as he fell back onto his padded rump and foal powder billowed outward.
Fluttershy burst into even more laughter. "Oh my gosh! Ya in a diapee now!"
Discord gave another cute pout and whined. "Not my fault! My chaos magic gots aww messed up too cause of tis wegwession!"
Just then, Nanny De’Foal came by and cooed. "Oh dear, vell you certainly could uze a change." She flipped Discord around and performed a diaper change, making Fluttershy blushed as she felt the urge to pee. She quickly waddled to the plastic potty and pulled down her pull-up, slowly blushing as it crinkled under her rump. The filly then immediately plopped right over the seat of the plastic potty as she started to pee.
As the nanny finished putting Discord in another pink pull-up, she turned to see that Fluttershy was finishing up and applauded. "Vell done Fluttershy! You're zuch a big girl!"
The little pegasus blushed and whispered. "Uh...thank you…Nanny De’Foal."
Discord stomped about and whined. "Not fair! She cheated and made me pee!"
De’Foal shook her head. "Iz not a game, zhere's no winnerz or lozerz. Right now though, I can zee your parenting zkillz could uze zome work," She took Fluttershy and wiped her bottom, then Nanny De’Foal flicked her horn and the training potty disappeared with a new, clean one appearing in its place. "Now, I'm going to add zomething interesting into ze mix."
She flicked her horn as Discord became a bit smaller and his pull-up became a little bit thicker as he whined. "Hey! Did ya wegwess me even more?!"
Nanny De'Foal cooed. "Clearly, Flutterzhy iz the more mature one. So I'll have her be ze older zibling and azzizt you in your potty training. You now may rezume."
The mare then skipped off as Fluttershy slowly waddled over and whimpered. "I'm so sorry, Dissy! I didn't mean to.."
Discord turned away and shouted. "Just weave me awone! I'ww go potty myself." The little draconequus waddled over to a stack of blocks and began trying to build a tower.
Fluttershy sighed. "It seems I'm going to have to help Dissy, but I dun know how. What should I do?" She went over to a stuffed bunny rabbit and picked it up, then a thought came into her mind. She waddled over to Discord and chirped. "Hey, Dissy!"
The little chaos lord squeaked in surprise, making him stumble into his tower of blocks and causing him to send blocks flying everywhere. As the baby draconequus got up, he turned to Fluttershy with an irritated look as he asked. "Wha you want?"
The pegasus hugged her bunny as she whispered nervously. "Wet's have a tea pawty, tat way you can go pee pee fastew and I'ww hewp you when you do."
The draconequus shrugged. "Wight, tat... actuawwy doesn't sound wike a bad idea."
He slowly got up and waddled over to a small, tea party table. They both started to set up the plushies until the last chair where Fluttershy placed an elephant, but Discord had a panda. He stomped on his foot and whined. “Hey! Mw. Panda need a seat!"
Fluttershy looked down and whimpered. "Wew, Mw. Ewephant needs it mowe. Mw. Panda can go shawe a seat with Mw. Foxy."
Discord stomped about and whined. "Tat's not fair!" He placed his panda down, and Fluttershy placed her elephant next to the plush panda. "How about tey shawe ta seat?"
Discord rolled his eyes and grumbled. "Fine, ya win." He got in his seat, as did Fluttershy. She then poured the tea. "So, Dissy, ya gots to stop twying to be so bossy. If we gonna have kids ya can't be so pushy."
Discord scoffed and snapped. "Weww ya can't be a pushover eithew, or tey gonna wawk aww ovew ya wike ya wazy bwotha."
Fluttershy didn't know how to respond. "Yeah, I undewstand. I needs to wowk on tat. But ya can't always get ya way. Tats why ta nanny tuwned ya younger."
Discord stomped about and whined. "Nah uh, tat because I peed."
Fluttershy rose up and shouted. “Nah uh, it's because ya was trying to change ya puww-up! Ya bwoke ta wuwe and tats why ya gets in trouble!"
Discord crossed his claws over his chest and snapped back. "Weww, ya didn' hewp me when I peed, and instead went potty to pwove ya is bettew ten me. I bet ya gonna do ta same now."
Fluttershy got up and waddled over and asked, "Weww, ya dwank a wot of tea, wight? Wets go get ya to ta potty."
The spirit placed his cup down, blushing upon feeling the urge and he gave a nod. "Wight, I dwank hawf ta pot. I bet ya needs to pee too, which means one of us is gonna go in ter puw-ups."
Fluttershy jumped down and helped Discord from his seat as she replied. "Wooks wike it gonna be me. I gonna escowt ya to ta potty." She led Discord to the training potty, pulled down his pull-up and plopped him on the seat.
Discord blushed, feeling so exposed. "Can ya wook away, pwease?"
Fluttershy rolled her eyes and turned away as she snickered. "Not wike I didn see ya pee pee befowe, even if it was in a puww-up."
Discord face turned a deeper red as he went and started to tinkle. Fluttershy quivered, noticing that she also really needed to go potty. But Discord was taking way too long.
Discord smirked upon seeing Fluttershy needed to go and babbled. “Oops, gotta do a poopy too!"
Fluttershy started to do a potty dance, bouncing around and flapping her tiny wings with her face growing red as she whined. "Just go aweady! I gonna pee!"
Discord snickered once again as he grunted and pooped. But as he got up, Fluttershy tried to run to the potty, only to flood her pull-up, soaking it thoroughly.
Fluttershy whimpered upon seeing this and she plopped down in tears. Discord raised his claws and proclaimed. "Wooks wike I win!"
But Nanny De'Foal stomped over, shaking her head. "Sorry but it'z quite the oppozite. Flutterzhy haz work to do, but Dizcord you really need to stop being zo mean. I have one more experiment to perform."
The nanny then lit up her horn as the potty disappeared, as did Fluttershy's pull-up. Discord regressed a little more, becoming plumper with more foal fat as the pull-up turned into a thick, white diaper taped between his legs.
Discord waved his arms about, trying not to fall as the mare snickered. "Now Dizcord, you might be angry, but Flutterzhy iz going to zhow you how to uze the potty and then you're going to try."
The baby lord of chaos whined as he kicked about in his diaper, making it crinkle and causing foal powder to billow outward. The nanny then turned to Fluttershy with a smile. "Az for you, I need you to watch Dizcord and be a big zizter. Once you feel you need to uze ze potty again, make sure to show Dizzy how iz done."
Fluttershy blushed and gave a nod. "Alright, Nanny De'Foal, I be a big sissy!" The mare then walked of,f as Fluttershy gave out a hoof to the whimpering baby Discord and suggested. "How about we go take a nap, I'm sure afterwards I'll show you how to use ta potty."
Discord grumbled but reluctantly followed Fluttershy to some sleeping pads. They both laid down and curled up under some soft foal blankets, with Discord turning away from Fluttershy as he was still angry at her. They then both slowly went into a deep sleep.
Fluttershy woke up a few hours later and checked her pull-up to see it was still dry. She turned to see that Discord had soaked through his diaper and saw that the nanny was changing him.
The little draconequus squirmed as Nanny De'Foal finished taping him up in another embarrassing, thick diaper, and placed the little draconequus down on the floor. She gave the padding a pat, poofing out some foal powder as she cooed. "There all done, now go on and play zome more."
The mare then skipped off as Discord waddled off to go stack blocks again. Fluttershy followed him and looking down she asked. "Want me to help?"
He shook his head and babbled. "Just go away, meanie."
Fluttershy looked down, feeling guilty as she whispered. "I'm sorry...I...didn' know she was gonna tuwn ya into a baby."
Discord stuck his tongue out and tried to build with the blocks, only to have them keep falling over. Fluttershy sighed, sitting down. "Wook, if we wanna both pass ya gotta watch me use ta potty. I feeling ta uwge again, but if ya dun watch me we both wose."
Discord waved a claw and grumbled. "I dun care."
Fluttershy’s frustration boiled over as she yelled. "Well if ya not gonna do tis with me, ten maybe we shouldn't have foaws!"
The filly then stomped off, making Discord look up and realize how wrong he was. Family was something that meant a lot to Fluttershy, and he wasn’t taking it seriously. That needed to change.
So the little draconequus slowly waddled over and whimpered "I'm sowie, Fwuttewshy, wook, if it hewps...I'ww watch ya go potty."
Fluttershy turned around with a smile on her face and chirped. "Really?!"
Disocrd slowly nodded, so Fluttershy took that as a sign to proceed. She wobbled over to the plastic training potty and chirped. "Okay, is easy. Fiwst ya pull down ya pull-ups. Wike so," The little filly did just that, slowly pulling them down to her hooves. She then slowly plopped onto the potty and with a blush on her face whimpered. "Now ya just sit on ta potty wike tis and wait, sometimes it takes a while." The filly kicked about as she tinkled in the potty and hopped off just as Nanny De'Foal came back over with a smile. "You did zuch a good job, Flutterzhy! Now, Dizzy, how about you try?"
Discord gave a big sigh before he waddled over to the training potty, ready to make his attempt. He then peered down at his diaper and gasped, seeing that it was now a blue pull-up instead. Blushing a little, he pulled it down and gently plopped on the seat of the training potty. He blushed red as he tinkled a little, hearing the results of his efforts splash down into the plastic object.
The mare clapped her hooves. "Good job, Dizzy! You did it! I'm zo proud of you!" She then helped him wipe and pull up his blue colored pull-ups as she cooed. "Now I think you two have done a pretty good job. I can zee where it iz I'm going to need to work on before you can have foaz. Dizzy, you’re going to need to learn to eaze up, and Flutterzhy you're going to need to learn to be a little more azzertive. But overall, you two did very well. You will make fine parentz zomeday."
The two toddlers beamed with pride as Fluttershy nervously asked. "So if tat's all, can we tuwn back into grown-ups now?"
Nanny De'Foal gave Fluttershy a smirk as she responded. "Not zo fazt, there are a few more testz I want to run."
The nanny's horn lit up again as her magic slowly turned the two into infants with thick, white diapers around their rumps.
Fluttershy kicked about in her diaper, making foal powder billow outward as she whimpered. "Wh...why awe ya doing tis? I taught we passed?"
Discord snapped back as well. "Yeah! Whas ta big idea?!"
The mare snickered as she explained. "Well, that first regrezzion waz just a test to zee where you're at. Thiz is for your firzt real lezzon in foal care, which iz going to be about changing ze diaperz."
Discord blushed as he pressed his crinkling padding with his thighs and asked. "Uh, is there any way we can skip this lesson?"
The mare popped a pink pacifier in the draconequus's mouth and cooed. "Don't even try, mizter. You two will need to matez ze art of diaper changing if you are to have foalz. Now, you both are going to uze the diaperz as your bladder control and continence iz gone. Zo, you can experience what diaperz are like for yourselvez. Afterward, I'm going to have one of you turned back into ze grown up and have you take turnz chainging each otherz diaperz. Have fun!" With that, she skipped back into her office.
The two diapered foals stood there, blushing and looking at each other as Discord asked. "Wana hewp me buiwd a towew? I'm not tat good at it."
Fluttershy then booped his nose. "Sure, as long as you play dress up with me afterward."
Discord was going to protest, but then he just sighed. "Fine, but I choose my costume." They both waddled over to the blocks and began stacking them together. Hopefully this lesson would less difficult than the test.