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// Aunt Flutterbitch 
// Story: Aunt Flutterbitch 
// by Vilwind 
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  Aunt Flutterbitch


Cheerilee, the school teacher in Ponyville, gave her class an assignment: tell a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day  foals came back to school and one by one began to tell their stories.


Little Hoof said, "My father was a farmer near Hoofington before we moved to Ponyville and we had a lot of egg-laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the coach when we hit a bump in the road and the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess."


"And what's the moral of the story?" asked Cheerilee.


"Don't put all your eggs in one basket!"


"Very good," said the teacher. "Now, Royal Blue. Tell us your story."


"MY family are farmers too. But we raised hens to sell them on the market. We had a dozen eggs one time, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks. And the moral to this story is, don't count your Scoot... chickens before they're hatched."


"That's a fine story Royal Blue," said Cheerilee. " Sweetie Belle, do you have a story to share?"


"Yes, my sister Rarity told me this story about aunt Fluttershy . It was when Discord was released. After the first failed attempt to defeat Discord, aunt Fluttershy didn’t go straight back home. She was possessed by Discord's chaotic power of violence and she wanted to find and hurt a specific Griffon that had wronged her in the past. But it was long way to Griffon Kingdom and she is bad long distance flyer, so she bought some ale for the trip-”


“It makes long flight less exhausting,” Interfered Scootaloo.


“Unfortunately just outside Ponyville she was caught by a chaos chocolate storm and  had to crash land in Diamond Dogs territory. She drank the ale, on the way down, so it wouldn't break and then she crash landed right in the middle of one hundred chaos frenzied Diamond Dogs troops. She Stared seventy of them to death, then she killed twenty more with the tail whip and then killed the last ten with her bare hooves. Afterwards she was so tired she returned home where she was caught by Apple Bloom's sister Applejack and cured of chaos possession by aunt Twilight's magic."


"Merciful Celestia," said Cheerilee, "What kind of moral did your sister tell you from that horrible story?"


"Don't piss off aunt Fluttershy when she's been drinking."