Alan and Lyra woke up to a peculiar sound in the middle of the night. All of his cars The Demon, The Ram. The Hellcat, The Viper, and even mia All roared to life at almost the exact same time.
"NO NO NO NO! WHO THE FUCK THINKS THEY'RE STEALING MY FUCKING CARS!?" Alan jumped out of bed grabbing his gun off his nightstand, and running downstairs to the garage.
"Alan, theres nopony down here" said Lyra
"Then how in the blue hell did they all start." Alan asked out loud.
The Demon, parked in the middle of the garage slowly rolled towards Alan. He was terrified, staring at the black paint and red lights rolling towards him with no one driving.
"What is happening!?" Alan said nervously, backing away slowly
"I was hoping you could answer that." A female voice that was slightly english said.
"WHO SAID THAT?!" Alan screamed.
"The car infront of you." The voice said
"Wait! No way. No fuckin' way!" Alan said scared.
"Alan we need to get outta here!" Lyra yelled
"Go get Twilight!" Alan yelled to Lyra
About 10 minutes later, a particular purple unicorn came into the garage to see Alan in his boxers.
"Ok, whats going on here and how can I help?" Twilight asked
"Hello Twilight, I am Nightmare. I believe we have met in the past, although i dont recall being concious at that time. It is a pleasure to meet you." The Viper said in a very classy voice.
"WAIT YOU CAN TALK?!" Twilight screamed as she jumped back.
"Yeah, they all can. Except for Mia." Alan said
"Hi, I'm....what was my name again?" The Demon asked Alan
"Verona" Alan said
"My name is Verona, it is a pleasure to meet you." Verona said
"I'm Black Betty. Blah blah blah, fuck the introduction shit im goin to sleep." The Hellcat said before turning her engine off
"I'm Blackout, it is a pleasure to meet you Miss Sparkle." The Massive truck said in a deep voice.
"So ok, let me get this straight. You all just gained life as of 20 minutes ago." Twilight asked
They all said "Yes" in unison. Mia just honked
"Ok, hold on." Twilight said as she did. A magic scan of the room "Ok, its exactly what i thought. So all of you are absorbing magic from the environment, thus giving you life. Its the same advancement that caused timberwolves to be a thing. Good news. you can absorb as much of it as you want, without risk to your lives. Now Alan on the other hand. You may need to transform into a po-WHAT THE HAY!?" Twilight yelled the last part
"What? Is something wrong?!" Alan asked getting worried.
"No no no. This is actually perfect. Your body is actually deflecting magic instead of absorbing it." Twilight said with a smile
"Thats cool I guess" Alan said "Anyway its 3:56 am, can we all just go back to sleep?
"Sounds good" everyone said. Mia just honked
The cars all went back to their spot. Nightmare by the door to the living room, Blackout across from Nightmare, Verona in the back towards the middle of the garage. Betty and Mia didnt really move.
"Hey Alan?" Lyra whispered as they walked back into the living room
"What is it Baby?" Alan crouched down.
"If Nightmare remembers Twilight do you think he remembers 'that' night?" She asked
"What do you mean?" Alan asked
"The night we made out on his hood!" She whisper yelled through gritted teeth.
"Oh I remember lass. Heheh" The Viper said
Alan just gave an annoyed "Good night Nightmare." the door was then slammed
"I think i made him angry." The viper joked to himself.
The next morning
"Thank god, it was just a dream." Alan said looking over to a sleeping Lyra "I guess ill go wash the cars and cook breakfast"
Alan then continued downstairs. He stopped at the fridge and grabbed a Nos, he then walked over to the garage door. He put his hand on the knob but stopped, he was afraid of what was on the otherside
He opened the door
"Good morning!" Said every most cars in the room, except Mia who just honked
"Can you all just shut up" Black betty said
Alan pinched the bridge of his nose and let out a long sigh "It wasnt a dream. You guys and gals are actually alive." Alan said shoving his hands in his pockets "OH SHIT!" he pulled his hands out of his pockets and went to the back of his garage
"Hellhorse?" Alan stared at the mustang
"You put that car together a while after you were transported here. Maybe it'll take longer for it to gain life" Verona said
"Good point" Alan replied saddened
"Also, Nightmare told me my name was Dragula. Why'd you change it?" Verona questioned
'Fuckin H! Is there anything that viper doesnt remember?' Alan thought, "I didnt know you were female, and I wanted a more fitting name. Verona is the name of one of Draculas brides." Alan explained
"That actually makes sense." Verona said
"Hey I got an idea. Lets all cruise to Ashley's. All of you do donuts in her front yard. She would be so confused." Alan pitched his idea to them
"OH HELL YEAH! FINALLY I CAN HAVE SOME FUN!" Black Betty yelled
"Lyra's not awake yet, and i havent had breakfast. I'm gonna fuel you all up and go eat breakfast." Alan said as he walked over to the fuel canisters
"Who has the most fuel?" Alan asked
"My tank is completely filled" Blackout said
"Perfect! Twilight needs to duplicate more fuel so I need to save some." Alan stated
After he fueled them up he washed them
"Ok everyone, Outside so you can dry off." Alan opened the door to the garage. Verona was the first one out, the second one out was Betty, the third was Mia, then Nightmare, then Blackout.
Alan stood in front of his cars, staring at them proudly.
"Excuse me sir?" A
Voice came from behind him
"Sup." Alan said, turning aroud seeing a pony with a brown coat and slicked back black hair.
"What are those strange contraptions you have there? I've heard rumors that they were minutes faster than the train." The pony said
"Yeah, they're fast. 3 of them can reach just under 200mph" Alan said with a proud smile
"How much do you want for all of them?" The pony asked
Alan's smile vanished "They arent for sale."
"Any price, name it an ill pay it" The pony said
"I said, not for sale!" Alan was getting angry
Just then Verona started her engine
"Verona?" Alan asked turning around
"Move" Verona said
"Listen here, If he says that we arent for sale. That means, we arent for sale!" Verona said with venom in her voice
"You can speak? Either way, I Can offer trillions for her. What do you say sir?" The pony said
"He said, NO!" Verona Revved her engine when she yelled 'no'
The pony actually pissed himself an Ran off
"Thanks Verona. I owe you." Alan said hugging her fender.
"You literally just gave me fuel and washed me. Although, I guess you could wash my undercarriage." Verona said
Alan flushed a little red. "Isn't that the equivilant of looking up a girl's skirt?"
"Well, yes." Verona said
"Alright I'm gonna head inside while you all continue drying off." Alan said
He grabbed an airhorn out of Verona's trunk
He walked inside to wake Lyra
He walked into the bedroom, and held the button down on the airhorn down
"WHAT THE FUCK!" Lyra screamed as she fell off the bed