Group Precipitation

by FanOfMostEverything


Oracle Error Message, by Malandy and FoME

(Malandy)

"So, who do you think the Moon Princess is? It can't be any of us, or we could've used the gates once we found the first one..."

"Hmm... Well, maybe Vice-Principal Luna? Given her Equestrian counterpart's history, it'd make the most sense... But, who else is Moon-themed that we know?"

"Lessee, there's Moondancer, Moonlight Raven, and... Trixie? I think that's it?"

"Wait, why are we guessing, if we could just ask? And no, not Dinky, the Fates!"


"Oh, great and powerful Fates, please help us humble heroes on our quest to save the world. Answer us one question, if you please. Who is the Moon Princess?"

(FoME)

The three girls silently exchanged looks, then looked to the center of the cafeteria.

From her table, Sunset Shimmer nodded as if to say, "Yes, it's exactly like that." Applejack and Rainbow Dash seemed to be holding each other back from intervening in an increasingly knotted tangle of limbs. Rarity was just giggling to herself and had her phone pointed at their table, doubtlessly recording the whole thing.

Sweetie took a deep breath. "Okay, you do know I don't have a perfect view of the future, right?"

Blue Oyster nodded. "That's what I said, but they insisted on trying to cheat."

"It's not cheating," said Ditzy, "it's using available resources."

"That doesn't mean Razz can go full Shimmerist on them."

Raspberry Fluff might have blushed at that, though it was always hard to tell with her skin tone. "It's not like I hold them above the Divine Bacon Horse. I just wanted to make it sound appropriately epic."

"Ahem." A few people from a nearby table, all with two-toned sun charms on their person, glared at Blue. She glared back.

Ditzy took the air, grabbed Blue by the armpits, and began dragging her away. "Oh no, we're not going down this rabbit hole again."

The other Shimmerists got out of their seats.

"No theological arguments when I'm in the room!" cried Sunset.

The other Shimmerists sat down like their legs had given out.

"For what it's worth," Sweetie said to Raspberry, "I really can't see much regarding the whole alien thing."

Apple Bloom nodded "Our powers don't work well when other dimensions an' such get involved."

"Also, Dinky knows you tried to pull this," said Scootaloo.

"Oh." Raspberry gulped and clasped her hands. "O Glorious Proclaimer—"

"Yes! Fine! Just stop praying to me in the cafeteria!"