The Original Spy Ponies

by OctaScratchRock


An Italian Job

"Octavia! I'm finally finished!" shouted Vinyl from the garage.

It was three days after Octavia and Vinyl had accepted to become agents of sabotage and subterfuge, and Vinyl had just now finished the monster she had promised to build.

Octavia walked down into the garage with a hopeful look on her face. "What does it look like?" she asked.

She was greeted by a sleek, sliver automobile whose front end seemed to resemble a Koenigsegg CCR, whose middle reminded her of a Ferrari F12berlinetta, and whose rear looked something like a Lotus Exige. The vehicle seemed to have to armament or armor whatsoever.

"It's cool, Vinyl." said Octavia. "But we needed a SPY car here!"

Vinyl nodded. She reached through the passenger side window and pressed a small button. Suddenly, two slots opened up on top of the wheel arches to reveal a pair of 50 caliber machine guns!

"There's more weapons where that came from." said Vinyl.

Octavia smiled. "What's she called?"

"The OV-15 INTERCEPTOR. The OV part stands for our names, and the 15 part refers to when our TV show's episode "Slice Of Life"aired. The vehicle has performance to match its looks. The 10,000 horsepower quad-turbocharged V20 engine and the all-wheel-drive system will allow the vehicle to do nought to sixty miles per hour in under one second, and reach a top speed of 400 miles per hour! And if you need more for some reason, there's a special boost feature that can momentarily speed it up to 900 miles per hour!"

Octavia gasped. "What a machine! Who's doing the driving?"

"You." said Vinyl. "I can make cars, but I don't know if I can drive them. I know you're a really good driver with lightning fast reflexes though, so I fit the driver's seat to fit your dimensions exactly."

Octavia grinned.

"And here's a little quirk I added just for you!" said Vinyl as she reached into the car once more. She pressed a blue button near the steering wheel, and a fresh cup of tea dispensed itself towards the driver's seat. A robotic voice could be heard saying "Here is your tea, Octavia!"

Octavia laughed. "I guess even spies need to relax once in a while!"

Suddenly, their giggling was interrupted by the OV-15 Interceptor's radio speaking. "Octavia? Vinyl?" it called.

"We read you." replied Octavia.

"We have a special private flight reserved for you and your car at the Canterlot International Airport at five today. It will leave for Venice, Italy soon afterward. Don't miss it!"

Octavia and Vinyl shared and glance, and they both hopped into the OV-15 Interceptor and drove as inconspicuously as they could to the airport.




Nokatio Corporation's meeting house in Venice was packed. All of the top exectutives including Kaacha Later stood around a long polished wooden table with a holographic display in the center. The room they stood in was dimly lit only by a brick fireplace, and the walls were painted deep black. Paintings of some of the executives in the room were hung on the long walls, which reached about ten meters above the floor.

Kaacha finally spoke.

"Greetings. I believe I owe you an explanation as to why I have summoned you here. So, without further delay, let me begin such an explanation."

He stood up and walked towards the burning fireplace. A menacing look could be seen on his tall, wrinkly face, and the dim light from the fire only seemed to make it look more menacing.

"Pony kind has fallen. I think we all know that. The world that Celestia's creators gave us has been destroyed not by an enemy of our kind, but by our own kind. The rainforests of South America have been clear cut to the ground. The polar ice caps continue to melt under climate change. And guess who is responsible for all this?"

"Pony kind is. Us and nopony else."

"That is why I feel it is time that we shall start over as a race. We need a second try. That is why I have commissioned four identical satellites to be constructed, each containing the most powerful lasers ever built. In two weeks, we will launch the completed spacecraft into orbit, and with their combined strength, we shall destroy the Earth that we have failed to live on. We shall then bring my newly built Mars base into operation, and we shall breed there and allow pony kind a second chance."

Suddenly, the door burst open.

"We've got reports that a few Equestrian spies might be on our trail." said the newcomer.

Kaacha Later gave a disturbingly wide grin. "I was ironically just about to begin to cover that." he said.

"You see, we have reason to believe that the Equestrian government has sent two spies onto our trail. Normally, I wouldn't be disturbed about this whatsoever. However, our intelligence tells us that they have a new top-grade military vehicle of configurations unknown. Here are their profiles."

"Octavia Melody. Age is 20. She's a young, fair skinned pony with a grey coat and a deep grey polished mane. She's intelligent, incredibly strong, and basically a fighting force of nature all to herself. She's usually seen with a white collar around her neck, which will sport a pink bowtie. She was born in Great Britain, only to later move to Equestria so she could be with her best friend that lived there. Ironically, this best friend I speak of just happens to be the other spy. She's also young and fair skinned, except her coat is a pale yellow and her mane is messy and blue. Her name is Vinyl Scratch, and she's approximately 19 years old. She can usually be seen with a pair of blue-green and white headphones around her neck."

One of the executives raised his hoof. "So, you want us to dispatch agents to kill these two?"

Kaacha shook his head. "No, actually. I want defense on high alert, but we're going to need more than just agents to defeat them, considering the vehicle they're using. We don't know anything about its specifications other than that it's more advanced than anything the world has ever seen. Plus, not even the strongest of my bodyguards could out-muscle this Octavia I speak of....."

Suddenly, the alarm sounded, and more lights glowed in the room. The once-dark room now appeared normally lit up, and the executives fled to see what the commotion was over. That is, all except for Kaacha, who simply pressed a hidden button on the fireplace which opened up a secret door leading to a helipad on the roof.

Outside their Venice base, the OV-15 Interceptor was showing its true colors. The machine's armor proved not only bullet-proof, but also strong enough to hold back explosions and direct missile impacts! The OV-15 smashed its way into one of the main warehouses, and Octavia activated the 50-caliber machine guns. The first things to go up in flames were the enemy ceiling turrets, followed by the entire warehouse itself. As Kaacha's helicopter flew above the smoldering debris of his base, he gave a sharp frown. He turned to his pilot.

"Quickly, get the attack helicopters ready." he ordered.

Just as Octavia and Vinyl were retreating from the base, five heavily armed choppers shot out of nowhere and began to drop bombs. The busy Venetian streets were now a warzone, Octavia swerving to try and avoid civilian casualties. "Come on, there's got to be a way to get away from these guys! Do you have, like, anti-air weapons of any sort?" Octavia shouted.

"I have an idea." said Vinyl as they drove into the plaza at San Marco. "Just drive straight into the canal."

"WHAT!?" screamed Octavia.

"TRUST ME!" replied Vinyl.

Octavia went by Vinyl's words and drove over the edge of the platform.

The helicopter pilots could hardly believe their own eyes as the Interceptor began to morph. The front of the car retracted, the wheel wells closed, and the rear of the vehicle sprouted a jet booster of some sort! The car came into contact with the water and floated perfectly, acting as a high performance speedboat!

"Woah!" shouted Octavia. "So this is both a car, AND a boat!?"

"I got the idea from those old Midway video games." said Vinyl. "What were they called again? Spy-something? Am I legally allowed to say the name in a fan fiction?"

"Never mind! The helicopters are still hot on our tail! How do we lose them!?" Octavia asked.

Suddenly, an explosion next to the vehicle caught them off guard. The five helicopters were all dropping bombs into the canal in hopes to sink the Interceptor, which was now driving on a one-way course for disaster.

"We're gonna DIE!!" shouted Octavia!

"Not if I can help it!" replied Vinyl as she reached for a button on the door frame.

A salvo of guided missiles suddenly shot up from the roof of the vehicle, each of them aimed at one of the helicopters. All five of them came crashing down, one of them smashing into the Rialto Bridge. The Interceptor vacated the Grand Canal and found a hiding spot for the time being in someone's boat garage.




"What do you mean, they escaped!?" furiously asked Kaacha Later at the two surviving helicopter pilots who participated in the chase.

"We tried our best! I swe-" said one of the pilots, but he was cut short when Kaacha produced a pistol and shot him on the spot. The other pilot met the same fate less than half a second later.

"Fail me, will they...." muttered Kaacha.

Kaacha turned to his board of trustees.

"EVERYONE! IF THEY STOP OUR GREAT REBIRTH OF PONY KIND, ALL OF YOU SHALL PAY!!!!"