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// Never Loose a Bet 
// Story: Pleasuring Techniques and Other Weird-Ass Stories 
// by Regidar 
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I ran into my room. Slamming and locking the door behind me, and rushed to the computer.

"TIME FOR CLOPFIC!" I yelled, alerting everyone to my odd masterbation habbits.

I immediately went on to (insert website here)  for the ultimate clopfic experience.

I started with a nice pic of Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle kissing.

"Aw yeah, that's hot..." I said, focusing in on Dashie's sexy hair, "I just love how hot that Rainbow Dash is."

"I'm glad you think so," came an all too familiar voice.

I nearly fell out of my chair.

"HOLY EQUESTRIA! RAINBOW DASH?" I shouted very loudly.

"In the flesh," Rainbow Dash said, sitting there in all her sexy glory. My brain nearly exploded from joy.

"OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!" I squealed, "I have so much to ask you! Is Fluttershy as soft as they say? Does Pinkie Pie smell like cotton candy? Is Derpy as awesome as she looks? What does Applejack smell like? I bet it's-"

"Yes, yes, yes, and blueberries," Rainbow Dash said, rolling her eyes. 

"Wait, blueberries? Why blueberries? That doesn't make any-"

"Look, can we just get this over with?" Rainbow Dash said, trotting over to me.

"Get what over with?" I said intelligently.
"Look, I lost a bet with Rarity, so now I have to-" Rainbow Dash closed her eyes and inhaled sharply, "Make out with a human."

"Wait," I said, staring into those gorgeous eyes, "You're gonna make out with me?"

"Yes, those were the terms of the bet I lost- are you alright?"

When I woke up, Rainbow Dash was on my computer, browsing around the internet.

"Wha? What happened?" I said, rubbing my head and looking over at the pegasus.

"Why the hell did Pinkie Pie kidnap me and make me into cupcakes?" Rainbow Dash asked. I looked up and saw that she was indeed reading cupcakes. "And also, what's with all these people shipping me with my friends? If you really must know, I'm in love with-"

"NO TIME! KISS ME, YOU SEXY RAINBOW HAIRED FLYING PONY YOU!" I jumped up and tackled her, viciously forcing my tongue into her muzzle.  

Taken by surprize, Dashie's first reaction was to struggle, but after remembering the bet she had lost, submitted.

It was by far the best experience of my life.

After our make out session, Dashie left for Equestria, and I went on iBrony to brag about it with all my friends.

"Dudes, i just totally made out with Rainbow Dash!"

"AWESOME!"

"SWEET!"

"SUPER SEXY!"

"Am I the only one who doesn't believe he made out with a cartoon character?"

"LUCKY!"

"SO JEALOUS RIGHT NOW!"

"WHAT DID SHE TASTE LIKE?"

I glanced at the last comment. I thought back to our glorious moment of intimacy.

"Like skittles. She tasted like skittles.

--MEANWHILE IN EQUESTRIA--

"So, how did it go?" asked Rarity, barely containing her laughter.

"Err... it was... interesting..." Rainbow Dash said evasively, running over to the cabinet to grab some mouthwash.

"What did he taste like?"

Rainbow Dash thought for a bit.

"Like Cheetos and Ballz Energy Drink."