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// The Chapter where i win 
// Story: Princess Detective jakkid166 
// by jakkid166 
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"Ahh now this is a life," said Celestia as she drink her Peni Colada in Pony Miami. She was relaxin at a chair in the beach baking in the sun.

"Yes it isth," said Luna drinking a Miller High Life. "It wase such a greateth idea to come here and leavest Detective jakkid in charge."

"I'm agree," said Celestia. "i sure hope he dident go mad with power and misinterpet the saying 'the road to hell is pave with good intentions' and release all the vilains from tartarus and fire the Special Princess Beacon into the air to let us know we have to come back and help fight them and then jakkid dies at the end."

"Yeah that would suck," said Luna.

"Wait whats that?" Celestita said looking in the distance.

Luna looked too. "Oh for fucketh sake."

They saw in the air sky was the words "PRINCESS CELESTIA AND LUNA GET BACK TO CASTLE RIGHT NOW PLEASE".

~ MEANWHILE ~

"DAMMIT!" said Twilight as she slam the bars of our dungen cell with her hoof fists. "Let us OUT!"

"no" said Tirek.

"Why not?" said Twilight.

"Because im evil and you suck."

"Shit"

and tirek left.

Twilight turn back to me. because the vilains knew I was skilled dective, they take special care in making sure I wouldent leave, so they chained my gun to the wall.

"Dammit!" I said "I cold bust us out, but I dont go nowhere without my gun."

"We just gotta wait for Celestit and Luna to get back!" said Twilighte.

"But im the detective, im supposed to solve the case."

"Oh yeah. Well they can get here and bust us out then you can go beat the villains"

"Sweet" I said and I sit down and sent a message on a discord server saying "being in a dungeon sucks".

~ BEANWHILE ~

Celeste and Luna had got back at to Canterlot and was looked at how it had already got all destroyed up and shit. Buildings was flaming and cars were crashing and the News Papers was not for the correct dates

"Art thou shitting me?" said Luna "We wa gone for like an hour."

"Okay well lets kill the bad guys and then we can go back to vacation," said Celeste.

"But how art we gonna do that?" said Luna "We are big and fatteth so we cant hide very well."

"I got a idea," said Celestia and she pull out a carton of Newport cigaretts. "Royalty don't smoke, so if we smoke these cigaretes nobody will recognize us."

"Oh damnation good idea," said Luna.

So Celestia and luna Lit Up and went to the castle. When they get there all the guards had been turn evil by Tireks magic, so they didnt let in any in truders.

"Halt your fuck!" said the guard at the guate. "This is Private Property, and you ar transporting on private property!"

"Let us in Private," said Celestea. "We ned to help Detective jakkid166 and whoever else!"

"No way jose," said Private Property. "I sign a contract to keep out everyone so IF i let you in then Tirek has legal ground to sue me."

"What if we knock you out and sneak in?" said Celestia.

"Yeah that works"

so Selestia grabbed a brick and bashed him in the skull withit 17 times and he said "ow" and fall unsconscious.

"Good thing he was wearing a helmet" said Luna and they went inside.

"Jesus christ," said Celestia when they go inside. Tirek had already remodel the castle, so the walls said "Tirek is king" and they had posters on them that were picturs of Tirek with a crown drawn on his head in crayons because Tirek couldnt find the real crown.

"Oh right I forget to give jakkid my crown," said Celestea. "My crown is the source of my power. Most of it"

"Man if we gave jakkid our crowns he couldve solve this himself!" said Luna.

so the two of them went down to the dungeons and looked in the cell. Tirek had imprisond every single good pony in Equestria, so now every single pony in Equestira was evil. They walk down the halls but they wa STOPPED!

"WHO GOTH THERE?" said Luna.

And Celestea and Luna saw who it was because they have eyes and it was COZY GLOW.

"Hahaea," said Cozy Glow "You will not free the jakkid! I will stop you"

"Oh yeah? How you gonna do that buster?" said Luna.

"Watch" said Cozy Glow and she tok out a key and went and opened my and Twilight's cell to let us out. "See, if I let them out now you cant break them out!"

"FUCK!" said Celestia "Shes right!"

so they went over to the cell where me and Twilight were and saw I was still tryin to get my gun off the wall.

"Hey Celestia abot damn time you get here," said me. "Do you have any Power Tools?"

"Oh no we left them in Pony Miami!" said Celestia. "How will jakkid free his gun?"

"Goddammit!" I said and I sigh. "Fine you will have to go beat the vilains. Its okay because I told you to do it so I stil get credit. Princess Detective jakkid166 is a loose cannon."

"Alright!" said Celestia "Dont worry Twilight and jakkid we wil find a way to free you!"

"Oh yeah I'm here too," said Twilight.

~ NEANWHILE ~

"HAHAHA" said Tirek as he was making his micorwave bowl of Evil Popcorn. "It is good to  be king!" He took his popcorn bowl over to the throne to watch The Matrix 3 with his second in comand, Discord. (since hes a bad guy he likes bad movies.)

"Hell yeah," said Discord "Now we can watch alll the movies we want and not git arrested for piracy!"

But then CELESTIA and LUNA burst through and said "Tirek you dong fuck! What ar you doing?"

"NOOO NOT YOU TWO!" said Tirek. "We was just about to watch Matrix 3 and yo broke the TV!"

"Good!" siad Celestia. "Watching the Matrix 3 is illegal in Equestria. 2 is fine though"

"Yeah well what you gonne do about it?" said Tirek "I have yor crown!"

"What? No you dont" said Celestia.

"Yes I do," said Tirek and he had the crown.

"SHIT" said celesita "What we gonna do now Luna?"

"Hell if I know" said Luna.

"Haha," said Tirek and he CHARGE his BLAST of ASS

"oh no" said Celestia and Luna and they hold up a plate to sheeld themselves. But TIREK FIRED HIS BLAST

and it didnt do anything.

"WHAT?" said Tirek and he lookat the crown. "Wait this is made of play-doh!"

"Yeah we trickd you," said Celestia "My real crown is still on me head." 

"Fuck," said Tirek. "Well we can still FIGHT and I will win!"

"Yes," said Celestia and they prepare to FIGHT.

BUT THEN and suddenly I BURST THROUGH THE ROOM WEARING my OWN crown made of GUN!

"What the hell?' said Celestia "How did you free yo self?"

"Well I wanted to use you crown to get magic, but then I realize I have something more powerful: the power of GUN! So I made my gun into crown and use the power from the crown to free my gun crown from the chains and come here!"

"FUCK" said Tirek "I cant you leive me?!"

and I shot hand cuffs out of my gun crown and they went on tireks arms and he got arested.

"Wait a minute!" said Discord "I am here too and im gonna fight you!"

"Fuck off Discord youre not suposed to be evil anymore," said Luna.

"Oh right I forgot about that" said Discord and he left.

"Sweet," I said "We resolve the problem of princess! And now that youre back from Vaction (like the vacation movies) you can go back to being the granduous princess of Equestria."

"That was close," said The24thPegasus

"Wait," said Celestia "You still hav to pay for the damages to Canterlot you caused!"

"Nope remember? That contract you sign make me not liable. Detective jakkid166 always thinks ahead."

"Shit hes right," said Luna.

"Alright Twilight lets go do other stuff," I said to Twilight who was also there.

"Sweet" said Twilight and we went to go do not-princess-detective stuff while canterlot was in flames.

"dammit" said Celesita "The only way this cold be worse now is if I got asassinated."

THE END