//------------------------------// // Chapter Three: Tastes Like Chicken // Story: Metal Gear Equestria 3: Snake's Here. // by The Doctor is cool //------------------------------// Chapter Three: Tastes Like Chicken. "So...what your telling us...is that your'e a soldier?" Asked a curious Rainbow Dash. Snake was telling the Mane Six about how he was a soldier. He only could disclose basic details. Out of nowhere, Snake pulled out his MK22 Tranquilizer Gun. "This..is my MK22. It can paralize any animal, or person." Snake then pulled out His Patriot. "This is the Patriot. Unlike my MK22, This can be lethal, if shot in the correct places." The Mane Six all exchanged worried glances when he said that. "You said you were an ommnivore, Correct? Have you eaten...M..meat before?" Asked a worried Fluttershy. Snake was reluctant to answer, because this pony looked like she really liked animals. "Um..Yeah..Snakes,Chicken,Birds." 'Horses' Snake added silently in his mind. Fluttershy fainted at what he said. The other members of the group quickly caught her. Applejack said with a worried tone. "Did...Didja really eat one of them Snakes?" Snake quickly replied by shooting a snake with his MK22 and pulled it close to his mouth and took a bite of it. While he was ripping of the skin, the others looked at him with disgust. "MMM....Tastes like chicken. I don't eat horses though, Or Ponies. So, Your all safe." The Mane Five all exhaled and began talking to him. "So did you beat up a lot of bad dudes!" Asked Dash. "Yes." Replied Snake "Can I fix that AWFUL uniform for you? It really dosen't complement your Eye." Asked Rarity. "Uh...Ok. I want to keep the cap." Said Snake, Clutching his cap. "Uh..what happened to your eye?" Asked Twilight. While studying his Patriot. "I got shot. And DON'T TOUCH THAT GUN!" Yelled Snake. Twilight quickly returned his gun. Snake clutched the gun with his hands. He stared intently at the gun. He remembered The Boss teaching Him CQC He remembered killing Her with The Patriot. Pinkie Pie broke him out of his trance by saying "OOOOH IT'S SOOOOO COOL CAN I SEE THE PATRIOT....THINGY PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!" As she tried to get the patriot out of Snake's hands. "NO! STOP PLEASE!" Exclaimed Snake as he pried the gun out of Pinkie's hands. It.was too late. Snake's finger hit the trigger..The only sound that was in the forest was a high-pitched Scream. "AAAAAUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!" Pinkie fell to the cold ground. Her arm was soaked in blood. "PINKIE!" Yelled the five ponies. Snake crouched down next to Pinkie and ripped the arm of his coat off. "I NEED SOME SPACE! MOVE! NOW!" Yelled an irate Snake. He pulled out his knife and gave Pinkie his cap to bite down on. "Alright, I need to extract the bullet from your arm...er...leg. Bite down on my cap. And don't scream." Said Snake. Pinkie nodded and bit down on the cap. "A...are you going to STAB HER?" Asked Rainbow Dash, with tears in her eyes. Snake replied " Yes and No..I need to pry the bullet out. I'm going to use my jacket to stop the bleeding. Just stay out of my way, and she will be fine." The Five ponies nodded. Three hours later. At the Ponyville hospital: Pinkie was being stitched up In the Operation room. Snake was staring at his Patriot again. He could hear The Boss's Voice in his head. 'There Is only room for one snake...and one boss.' 'Remember the basics of CQC!' 'Snake..Snake.... "SSSNNNAAAKKKE!" Yelled Rainbow Dash, snapping Snake out of his thoughts. "The Princess wants to meet you." Said Twilight. "Oh..Shit." Said Snake.