Equestria Girls: Dial D for Derpy

by Time Agent pony


Chapter 4

"What the?!" Derpy exclaimed, as she looked at the face staring back at her.

"Who is this?" she continued, as she looked over her new form, "this isn't Starburst."

The costume she was wearing was a different from the one Starburst had worn.

Suddenly, Derpy noticed that everything around her looked different.

She turned back to the phone dial thinking that nothing had happened, only to find that the phone booth had disappeared.

Derpy looked around, then looked up to see the phone dial high above her and huge in size.

She noticed a strange looking car, in the ally, but as she approached she realised a giant discarded soda can.

Then it hit her, she had been shrunk, she was no bigger than the size of a human thumb.

"Well," Derpy said, "this is new."

She didn't have much time to dwell on her situation, as a sudden explosion shook the ground.

Derpy dashed to the entrance of the ally, to see the bank across the street wrecked and damaged.

Striding from the bank, with sacks were three villains, these being: Silt man, Animal-Vegetable-Mineral man and Beetle.

"We're on a roll, boys," Wilbur Day a.k.a. Silt man laughed.

"And they say crime doesn't pay," Dr. Sven Larsen a.k.a. Animal-Vegetable-Mineral man nodded.

Beetle said nothing.

"Better make run for it, before the cops show up," Silt man said.

"I've got to stop them," Derpy thought.

As the villains made their escape, Derpy dash up to Silt man and grabbed onto of his legs as he moved off.

"This is too easy," Silt man smiled.

"I wonder if these's a drive through jewellery store around here," Animal-Vegetable-Mineral man smirked.

Suddenly, Beetle began firing his blasters at Stilt man, making him stumble backwards.

"Have you blown a circuit?!" Stilt man shouted.

"There's something on leg!" Animal-Vegetable-Mineral man cried, noticing Derpy clinging to Silt man's leg.

He transformed his right arm into a raptor head and reached for Derpy with its mouth open.

Derpy instinctively jumped off of Stilt man's leg, causing Animal-Vegetable-Mineral man's raptor head to break it teeth on Stilt man's leg.

Beetle opened fire, trying to hit Derpy, but only succeed in hitting Animal-Vegetable-Mineral man.

"Watch it!" Animal-Vegetable-Mineral man shouted.

"Where'd she go?!" Stilt man said, looking around franticly.

"I can't see her," Animal-Vegetable-Mineral man responded, "she's really tiny."

"She's on your head!" Beetle cried, "get her."

Animal-Vegetable-Mineral man transformed his right hand from raptor head to diamond and hit himself on the head with it, knocking himself out cold.

Being out cold, reverted him back to his human form.

"Wait a minute," Stilt man realised, turning to Beetle, "since when were you able to talk?"

Beetle simply shrugged.

Suddenly, before the villains could react, Derpy jumped from behind Beetle's shoulder and hit Stilt man in the face.

"Whoa," Derpy exclaimed, "I still have all my strength at this size."

She didn't have time to dwell on her powers, as Beetle aimed his wrist mounted blasters at her.

"I don't care who you are," Stilt man growled, as he got to his feet, "but you're not stopping my crime spree!"

He activated his legs and he towered over Derpy.

"When I'm finished with you!" Stilt man declared, "you will be nothing more than a squashed bug on my foot!"

He began stamping the ground with the hydraulic rams in his legs.

Derpy dodged every attack, but Stilt man's attacks got faster.

Until Derpy was tired out, Stilt man stamped down for one final attack.

"Good riddance," Stilt man smirked.

But unbeknown to Stilt man, his foot hadn't crushed Derpy, she was underneath holding it with her bear hands.

Using all her strength, Derpy throw the leg over her head, causing Stilt man to topple over.

Beetle didn't have time to move out of the way as Stilt man fell on top of him.

"Well," Derpy said, as she stood over the defeated Stilt man, "looks like your plan doesn't have a foot to stand on."

"Who are you?" Stilt man asked.

"You can call me...." Derpy replied, she thought for moment, "Thumbelina."

Shortly after Thumbelina had introduced herself, the sound of police sirens were heard approaching.

"Well," Thumbelina said, "thats my cue."


Back in the ally.

"Who would have thought being small would be so tiring," Thumbelina panted, as she entered the ally way

As she reached the phone booth, there was a flash of light and a strange sound, like before, and she transformed back to normal.

"Well," Derpy said, "that was fun, lets do it again!"

She dialed the word 'HERO' again and once again there was a flash of light and a strange sound.

"Whoa," Derpy exclaimed, "who's this one?"

Suddenly, "wait," she noted, "is that my voice?"

She looked at her reflection in the booth window and a very different face stared back at her.

She suddenly noticed she had an extra limb sticking out of her chest.

"Wait," she blurted, "is this me?!"

"Am I a man?" Derpy questioned, "groovy."

Before she could test out her new form, when she heard a scream from nearby.

"Alright," Derpy smiled, "lets rock."

With that, she dashed out of the headed for the danger.


Elsewhere.

"Head over your wallets," Mary MacPherran a.k.a. Titania demanded, as she and her husband Carl "Crusher" Creel a.k.a. Absorbing Man closed in on a family.

"I'd do what she says," Absorbing Man smiled, "my lady gets punchy when she doesn't get what she whats."

"Hey!" a voice called.

The two turned to see Derpy, who had just arrived on the scene.

"You wanna pick on someone," Derpy growled, "try me."

"And just who are you suppose to be?" Absorbing Man asked.

"The names Hole Punch," Derpy replied.

Hole Punch turned to the family that the two villains were menacing.

"Go," he said, "I handle these two."

"Thank you," the father replied, as he, his wife and his kid ran past Hole Punch.

"Alright," Hole Punch declared, "let's dance."

With that, Absorbing Man charged at Hole Punch, ball and chain in hand.

The two traded blows, with Hole Punch being able to hold his own against villain.

"Had enough?" he asked.

"Not even close," Absorbing Man smirked, "now, let me show you why they call me the Absorbing Man."

He picked up a steel bar and, using his powers, turned his skin into steel.

"Ready for round two?" Absorbing Man asked.

"I'm ready for anything," Hole Punch smiled.

Without another word, the two engaged each other again.

Even with his enhancement, Absorbing Man was still no match for Hole Punch's punches.

The fight came to an end, with Hole Punch knocking out Absorbing Man with his third fist.

"Hon!" Titania cried.

"So, little lady," Hole Punch smiled, "you wanna dance?"

"Nobody pushes around my man," Titania growled, "NOBODY!"

Titania dashed at Hole Punch, after trading a few blows she was down but not out.

"Didn't think you'd would hit a lady," Titania panted, "you pack a lotta punch."

"It's been fun," Hole Punch replied, "but it's lights out for you."

With one final punch, Titania was knocked out cold.

Soon enough, the police arrived to arrest the two villains.

"Thank you," one of the officers said, "who are you?"

"Seriously?!" Hole Punch exclaimed, "I'm the cat who's all at, the wrath attack."

The officer looked confused.

"Hole Punch is the name," Hole Punch answered, "see ya."

Without another word, Hole Punch dashed off.


Back in the ally.

"Whoa," Hole Punch breathed, "what a rush, what a thri...."

Before Hole Punch could get anymore excited, there was a flash of light and a strange sound and he transformed back into Derpy.

"Oh," Derpy sighed, "back to normal ditzy me."

She glanced at the phone booth.

"Maybe next time," she murmured, "I'd better get home before everyone starts to worry."