//------------------------------// // Drabble Extra // Story: Pony POV Series: Three Divine Comedies // by Alex Warlorn //------------------------------// The Scootaloo of the Scootaloo Army of Princess Rainbow Dash in charge of dealing out Dark World Discord's punishments was on break, and therefore so was Discord. Discord was, of all things (this was Discord), playing with his action figures. His warrior robots appeared to be doing a ballet tax audit atop the ultra-violet spectrum. Scootaloo knew she'd regret it, but, "I have to go to ask, what's with the bald green robot?" Discord shook around the toy with working light saber. "Hey, this robot tried to conquer the planet coming to this universe... now he makes a great action figure." Discord pushed the speak button on the toy's chest. "I am Sigma! Fear me!" "I am a more annoying repeat final boss than Ganon!" "My tragic origin of being a selfless hero brainwashed into genocidal madman is never emotionally explored!" "You sure have some strange action figures." "I used to have a Galvatron, and an avatar of Unicron, and an avatar of Darksied back when I was in diapers! I think I still have the tin foil hat I made Galvatron into..." "EnD mY tOr-MenT!" "Uh... heheh! To be fair, he was going to Hell anyway! Which is why I think Dad let me keep him!" Scootaloo rolled her eyes.