My Little Pony: Collision Course

by Dinopony2580


Geotopia; The Plan to Stop the Asteroid

The Mane 10 arrived at the previous asteroid. They immediately found a tunnel that led into the asteroid. Sloth picked up a crystal and examined it.

Everypony was fascinated by the infrastructure of the asteroid. Crystals aligned the walls in bright pink and purple colors.

"These crystals are divine!" Rarity said. "It is very beautiful" Twilight admitted. Spike's mouth was watering by all these crystals. He grabbed one and ate it.

He felt more energized by it. "Mm, these crystals are delicious" Spike said. "Now, Spike. Don't go eating up the place" Applejack said. He nodded and smiled.

Then, a female slother appeared. "There's a slother living in the asteroid?" Stargazer said.

"Visitors! We rarely to never have visitors!" she said, "Please, come on in. Make yourselves comfortable." But then, she saw Sloth.

Sloth then noticed her, and he dropped the crystal, speechless from how beautiful she was. It was love at first sight.

"Hello there, handsome. I'm Sydney" she said. "H-h-hello. M-m-my name's Sloth" Sloth replied nervously.

"Um, not to ruin your romance, but we've got to do something about that asteroid" Rainbow said, pointing at the bright light that is the asteroid.

That was enough for Sloth to snap out of it. "Oh, guys, I found something interesting" Sloth said. "What?" Spike asked.

Sloth quickly grabbed a small piece of the asteroid and a small crystal. He held them parallel to each other.

Then, he let the asteroid chunk go and it stuck to the crystal like a magnet. "Whoa!" Rainbow said, impressed.

"Guys, do you realize what this means?" Sloth asked. They all shook there heads no.

"It means that this asteroid is a magnet. It's pulling that asteroid to this asteroid, like a magnet" Sloth said.

He was so happy he figured it out, and now he had a plan. "Now it makes more sense" Twilight said.

"If we use this asteroid's magnetic crystals, we can divert the current asteroid away from the Earth and we'll save everyone" Sloth said cheerfully.

"Sloth, it's a great plan but, there is one little problem" Spike said. "What would that be, Spike?" Sloth asked.

"How are we going to launch the asteroid into space!?" Spike asked.

"And also, haven't you notice how freakishly big this thing is!? It will be impossible to move!" Rainbow said. Sloth never thought of a that.

"Well, the dragons can help move the asteroid, but the launching part I'm still thinking about" Sloth said and he resumed thinking, thinking of a way to launch the asteroid into space.

"Well, I know who can help you" Sydney said. "Who?" Stargazer asked. "I will take you to him?" Sydney said. "Who's him?" Twilight asked.

"I will show you. Right this way" Sydney said. She stomped on the crystalline floor and it broke.

She and Sloth were on a crystalline piece of floor that floated on the crystals thanks to electromagnetism. "Whoa! AWESOME!" Rainbow said.

"How is that done or possible" Stargazer asked. "Electromagnetism" Twilight said. "Oh, of course" Stargazer said, "That explains it."

Then, Leviathan stomped on the floor, causing it to do the same thing. Twilight and Spike were on one. Stargazer was on one.

Pinkie was on one with Applejack and they cheered in excitement as they sped along. Rarity and Fluttershy were on one. They screamed as it sped along.

Leviathan was on his own one and he tried to keep his balance on it. Rainbow Dash just followed them by just flying.

Then, the pieces slowed down behind Sydney and Sloth's piece.

"Please keep your legs and arms inside the tram at all times and let your spirit roam free in Geotopia" Sydney said.

Everypony was fascinated by Geotopia's crystals and sites. All creatures lived here, from ponies, to dragons, to griffins, etc.

Then, the crystalline "tram" came to a large crystalline structure. Everypony got off and Sydney gestured them to follow them.

"Here he is, the master of meditation and the supreme serene, Shangra Dragon!" Sydney said and she gestured to a floating scaly ball that hovered above some crystals.

A pony hit a gong and then, the dragon poked his head out. Everypony looked at him in confusion.

But then, he fully uncurled, doing a bunch of loops around before finally getting into a serpentine like position while standing on a crystal with his short leg forelegs.

Then, he spat out a cinder and a unicorn caught it in a bowl of coal. "Is that a...Chinese Dragon?" Twilight asked. "If it is, then that's a long body" Spike said.

Then, he hopped off his crystal and slivered along the floor. He got in a straight position and allowed the unicorn to clean him off.

Then, he looked at the Mane 10. "Greetings friends! The Shangra Dragon will see yoooooooooooooooou now" The Chinese Dragon said.

"Are you the Shangra Dragon, or will he show up?" Rainbow asked. "No, he is me" the Chinese Dragon said.

"Great, now we need your help, Shangra Dragon" Spike said. "Oh, with what?" Shangra asked. "Well, you see..." Spike began but he was interrupted by Sloth.

"There's a giant asteroid on its way here and if we don't do something, we're all going to die!" Sloth said.

"Oh, that's not good. Stress is a killer. Let us loosen our limbs and open our minds. Downward Dog!" Shangra said before he got into a position where he laid the first half of his body flat and the other half into the air.

"Seriously?" Rainbow asked. "I'll wait. I have all the time in the world" Rainbow groaned and they all did it, doing the same thing Shangra did.

"Actually, we don't have all the time in the world. None of us do" Sloth said. "That blinding light in the sky is the asteroid" Twilight said.

"Oh, that blinding light that seems to get larger by the minute? What about it? It seems fine to me" Shangra said before doing the another pose that was in a C position.

"With all do respect, your twistiness, that asteroid is magnetically attracted to this place, and it's heading straight for us!" Applejack said.

Then, he spat out another cinder and the unicorn caught it in the bowl of coal.

"Ah! It must desire our magnetic crystals! Who can blame it? They really are quite something" Shangra said curled around a larger crystal.

"Did you know they grant eternal youth? I am over 500 years old?" Shangra said.

"Back in Equestria, our princesses are over 1000 years old and they don't look old at all" Twilight said.

"That's because ponies or alicorns live a long time" Shangra said getting in Twilight's face and before he got out of her face, he tickled her nose with his whiskers.

Twilight was now getting irritated.

"We are young, happy, and safe, and we always will be thanks to...Geotopia!" Shangra shouted which caused his voice to echo throughout the asteroid.

"Yes, it is lovely" Rarity said. "Now let's figure out a way to launch it into space!" Pinkie said.

"Wait, I'm sorry, you want to destroy our home!?" Shangra asked nervously. "It will be destroyed either way" Twilight said.

"But, if we propel this magnetic material into the atmosphere, we can change the asteroid's path and save everyone. What do you say?" Sloth said.

"Caterpillar!" Shangra replied and he curled up. "This is the guy whose going to save us?" Applejack asked.

"Shangra Dragon, how are we going to..." Twilight said, but then, Shangra started doing all kinds of positions, trying not to listen to them.

"You're flexibility is quite something" Fluttershy said. "Now, how in the hay are we gonna launch these crystals!?" Rainbow asked.

"You can't! It's impossible!" Shangra said getting up in her face. Then, he flew up back to his original position. Shangra sighed.

"I am bushed" Shangra said before he curled up into a scaly ball. But then, he poked his head out.

"Awesome meeting you guys. Feel free to hang or, you know, whatever" Shangra said.

He then spat out one last cinder, which the unicorn with the bowl of coal caught, before he retreated in to his ball.

"Well, there goes our last hope" Stargazer said. "Yeah, all we got was a free yoga class" Rainbow Dash said.

Then, they decided to tour the rest of Geotopia while dealing with the end of the world in there own way. Many tried to hold back their tears.

Sloth kept thinking of a way to launch the crystals. He knew there had to be a way.

"Don't worry, everypony. There's got to be a way. Nothing's impossible" Sloth said, trying to cheer everypony else. "Sloth's right" Twilight said.

Then, Twilight and Sloth started brainstorming it. Spike was thinking as well, but then, something caught his eye.

A shiny crystal that was shiniest he's ever seen. Then, something pooped into his mind.

He looked at Rarity, who looked sad, but the light from the asteroid made her look beautiful. Spike then grew determination.

He walked over and started tugging at the crystal. "Spike? What are you doing" Applejack asked. Then, everypony else looked.

He started sweating from embarrassment and nervousness. "I just saw this crystal and I grew super hungry" Spike said.

That was enough to cover for him. Now, he focused on tugging it out. He then, with all his force, pulled the crystal out. It launched him back onto the ground.

He shook his head, but he was okay. He smiled at it. But then, the crystals started shaking and finally, the crystalline walls shattered and fell apart.

"Spike!" The Mane 6 shouted. He then hid behind his crystal. "No, no, no, no, no!" Shangra said. He tried fixing them, but it was no use.

"Simpleton! Nincompoop!" Shangra said. Spike hid even more behind the crystal. Then, Twilight stepped in, protecting Spike.

"Hey, leave him alone! He didn't know better!" Twilight said fiercely.

"That wall was the only thing keeping us young. Now were all doomed! DOOMED!" Shangra shouted while smashing a crystal on the ground.

Everyone else gasped. "And now, I think I have a fever. Thank you so much, Baby Dragon!" Shangra said enraged. Twilight was about ready to snap.

She almost had enough of Shangra. "Now, you listen here, fella! Spike didn't know that wall would break if he removed a crystal from it.

So stop taking it so harshly on him. You should know that dragons eat and love crystals!" Applejack said.

"Oh, he was hungry! He didn't know that removing a crystal would destroy the wall! WHO CARES!" Shangra yelled. Now, Twilight snapped.

She screamed at him and tackled him, pinning Shangra to the ground. She lit her horn ready to fire at his face.

Shangra tried to get away since he was now scared of Twilight.

"Now, you leave Spike alone, or else I'll BLOW YOUR ANTLERS RIGHT OFF YOUR HEAD!" Twilight yelled at him. "Dang!" Rainbow said.

"I've seen Twilight angry, but never this angry" Applejack said. Now, Twilight got off of Shangra and rejoined her friends.

Shangra got up, brushing himself off. "300 years of peace and harmony undone by one, little, baby, DRAGON!" Shangra said and then, he turned old.

His flowing whiskers drooped down and his hair turned gray and raggedy. The other creatures there also grew old, even Sydney.

"Oh, Sydney" Sloth said, feeling bad for her. "I'm...I'm really sorry, Mr. Dragon" Spike said feeling bad.

"Sorry? Sorry. Sorry doesn't fix the wall, now does it!" Shangra said, angry at Spike. Then, he saw Twilight glaring at him, and he backed away.

"I need to let my anger out! I've been pent up too long." Shangra said. Then, he thought of something.

He took in a deep breath and let out a huge fire stream up into the air while roaring at the same time. When he was done, he felt much better.

"I feel better" he said. But then, Sloth looked out into the Dragon Lands. He looked and he saw a huge, dormant volcano that was close by.

Then, an idea came to mind and he realized it now. "That's it!" Sloth said. "What's it?" Rainbow asked. "The volcano. That's our launcher.

If we build up enough pressure, we can shoot the crystals into the atmosphere and that should be enough to divert the asteroid" Sloth said cheerfully.

"Of course! Why didn't I ever think of that?" Twilight said. "But, how exactly are we going to launch the crystals?" Fluttershy asked.

"We seal any vents around the volcano. No vent that isn't sealed will weaken the pressure. Now, let's gather up as many crystals as we can and load them into the volcano!" Sloth said.

Everyone agreed and cheered.

"NO! I will not let you take the crystals. We need them to rebuild our sanctuary" Shangra said, rapping his body around some crystals.

"May I remind you that Geotopia is not yours to keep" Sydney said. "No you may not!" Shangra said.

"It came from the sky, and now it's time to give it back" Sydney said. "Is not!" Shangra said.

"Is too, you old coot. Change isn't easy, but it's part of life. It's time for us to embrace it again, whether you like it or not" Sydney said to Shangra Dragon.

"Not!" Shangra replied.

"Listen, Dragon. I will go nuts and granola on your butt like Twilight did. So either get on board or go twist yourself into a pretzel and stay out of our way!" Sydney threatened and Shangra was now as afraid of Sydney as Twilight.

Then, she took one of the crystals from his cache.

"Come on, everybody. Grab every crystal you can find" Sydney said and everybody immediately went to it, grabbing and taking crystals to the volcano so they can stop the asteroid.